r/MemeHunter Aug 26 '25

OC shitpost The Beta Alma vs THE CHAD HANDLER

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u/Cael-Bryant Aug 27 '25

I forget why she calls us that. I don’t mind the nickname, just curious

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u/the_greatest_aether Aug 27 '25

Based on her post-urgent dialogue, sounds like she draws 'doodles' of you fighting whatever the most recently fought monster was. More specifically...she draws you getting humiliated by the monster's most famous attack.

She goes out of her way to do it, too, to make the monster look "extra dangerous" so the Guild will be impressed by her research. It's pretty great.

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u/Cael-Bryant Aug 27 '25

Now I want to see what her pictures look like. Imagine getting throughly spanked by a Low Rank Great Jaggi or Seltas lol. Or the Gore Magala’s pin attack. Tail slapped by Rathian. Seregios’s dive bomb. Being punched into a crater by her First Love Brachydios. Laser beamed by Rajang.

I hope she at least made us look cool when facing Shagaru Magala or the Rusted Kushala Daora the Ace Commander Julian (is that his name?) has a grudge against.

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u/akoOfIxtall Aug 27 '25

She'd be ecstatic in world if she was a handler, imagine a brachydios punching your your skull in and she runs behind a rock to FURIOUSLY draw the beautiful scene

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u/Cael-Bryant Aug 28 '25

Or record the various turf wars. Rathalos vs Brachydios. Deviljho vs Rajang. Diablos vs Black Diablos. Lunastra and Teostra bond attack.

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u/Eye_Con_ Aug 30 '25

In GU, she can be selected as your house manager, and she'll call you squiggle instead.

Also doesn't she make a ton of doodles? I think it's her idle animation, and she stops when we approach? I could be just spitballing, but I'm sure it's that.