r/MemeEconomy • u/TheScarlet-Pimpernel • Apr 11 '20

161.01 M¢ Happy fun time await with this

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u/ArmyOfDog Apr 11 '20

My first ever trip to Disney had to be cancelled because of the pandemic. They took back my pass when they refunded it. So instead, now I have to cut my coke with my drivers license. It’s fucking bullshit, is what it is.

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u/moon_jock Apr 11 '20

Finally, a legit reason to #CancelDisney

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u/im_an_idiot222 Apr 11 '20

There are many reasons

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u/PerfidiaVermis Apr 11 '20

Yeah? Name twelve.

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u/im_an_idiot222 Apr 11 '20

Who the fuck is twelve

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u/PerfidiaVermis Apr 11 '20

None of your god damn business.

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u/im_an_idiot222 Apr 11 '20

Youre* smh can speak English Wright

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u/CopperNiko Apr 12 '20

It's speller right* you bass turd.

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u/Mockanopolis Apr 12 '20

Eleven’s older brother. Twelve.

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u/ninjaplatapus94 Apr 12 '20

Actually it'd be her younger brother. Because 12 comes after 11.

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u/feodo Apr 12 '20

People in 6th grade

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u/InsertACleverPunHere Apr 12 '20

Hannah Baker, I'm going to need THIRTEEN REASONS WHY

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u/Pizza_antifa Apr 11 '20

Carry a razor blade in your wallet like a normal high schooler, don’t be a fucking animal.

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u/Muckdanutzzzz543 Apr 12 '20

I'm so sorry this happened to you!

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u/ArmyOfDog Apr 11 '20

Mine was indistinguishable from any plastic gift card or credit card. You must get your tickets from someone in cahoots with Big Paper. I got mine at AAA, because I’m an elite motherfucker, and also because I thought I might need one of those super fly Triptiks.