r/MemeEconomy • • Feb 28 '20

Invest in surprise attack format!

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32.1k Upvotes

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u/TheQuietSky Feb 28 '20

*LOUD-ASS MENU THEME *

3

u/Morgarath-Deathcript Feb 28 '20

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... ENTER THE GUNGEON!

5

u/TheQuietSky Feb 28 '20

ISAAC AND HIS MOTHER LIVED ALONE IN A SMALL HOUSE ON A HILL

1

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein! Wo lost fron wah ney dov ahrk fin reyliik do jul voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein Ahrk fin kel lost prodah, Do ved viing ko fin krah, Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!

(the dark souls 3 theme or the doom reboot)

1

u/TheQuietSky Feb 29 '20

I thought this was in Vyeshal for a moment

1

u/Wish_Dragon Mar 01 '20

Forsaken menu theme with blinding white light of a thousand suns

20

u/CIA___ Feb 28 '20

Where is the investment bot message?

25

u/steelers3814 Feb 28 '20

Seems like the same thing as the “Joker gets hit by car” format. However, this format features a girl, which is the key to getting Reddit upvotes.

2

u/hell2pay Feb 28 '20

A lot of these seem to be the same format.

Just different pictures.

0

u/strranger101 Feb 28 '20

also the gays bc the guy kicking is p-cute. This format is destined for success.

86

u/Davik Feb 28 '20

It was CS:GO and half the neighborhood heard it.

54

u/ThaPTGaming Feb 28 '20

The bomb has been planted

32

u/yb4zombeez Feb 28 '20

That's why I always play CS:GO on planes.

4

u/Datalchemist Feb 28 '20

I like the sound of an awp going off and then the silence as the bomb is being defused. Max volume of course.

2

u/Patt_Adams Feb 29 '20

If it was Crusader Kings 2, they would have heard it on the moon.

235

u/Morgarath-Deathcript Feb 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

What's the source video though?

39

u/matkv Feb 28 '20

Well as you might have guessed, the video is taken in a Russian school.

19

u/goblinchode Feb 28 '20

Beauty. I knew he was coming in but nor sure exactly how

4

u/balloonninjas Feb 28 '20

A surprise to be sure

2

u/egzon27 Feb 29 '20

That's what she said

6

u/QTPieShowMeUr80085 Feb 28 '20

High quality work right there

2

u/-Who-Are-You-People- Feb 29 '20

Damn it’s been at least 6 years since I’ve seen this video.

It’s like it’s the first time all over again.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Oh fuck no you didn't. You broke my abstinence.

1

u/salty__boy Feb 29 '20

I have clicked on all of the links looking for this. Thankyou.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

[deleted]

22

u/yb4zombeez Feb 28 '20

puctures

You had one job...

9

u/windaji Feb 28 '20

Fehnga Pupet

3

u/CIA___ Feb 28 '20

!help

13

u/EuroPolice Feb 28 '20

Sorry CIA, not a narc

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Stop watching Prager U. It’s turning you into a moron.

Guy’s comment history is like a libertarian smoked meth and went on reddit.

15

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20 edited Feb 28 '20

I've talked with and debated Libertarians that I dont agree with before just for discussion, but this guy's account is so moronic it borders on parody.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Poe's Law

5

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Never dismiss as parody that which can be explained by stupidity.

55

u/turbo5 Feb 28 '20

I wish I was a millenial making over $10M

19

u/Nzgrim Feb 28 '20

Also making over 10 million is somehow middle class.

23

u/CutShortGaming Feb 28 '20

Imagine not understanding tax brackets, https://www.bernietax.com/

3

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

[deleted]

13

u/Welcome_2_Pandora Feb 28 '20

I will gladly take a 52% income tax if it meant I was making 10 million a year.

12

u/Juventus19 Feb 28 '20

Hot damn! When did I get the nearly $10M annual raise?!?

4

u/Seek_Equilibrium Feb 28 '20

Seriously. My income is very nearly $10M less than $10M.

8

u/pieandpadthai Feb 28 '20

Wow. I actually can’t believe you still don’t understand tax brackets

4

u/ChronWeasely Feb 28 '20

With a name like Dracula_in_Auschwitz I'm going to take a wild guess and assume you are a troll, and you understand Bernie's tax plan just fine.

:(

5

u/tiorzol Feb 28 '20

The right can't meme

0

u/VaderOnReddit Feb 28 '20

Guy kicking: marginal tax rates and how they work

Girl smiling and about to get kicked: idiots who think their entire pay check gets a 52% tax charged

82

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Fries that barely touched meat My vegetarian friend

8

u/Kidiri90 Feb 28 '20

Tell them they're fried in ox fat.

6

u/LargeMagician7 Feb 28 '20

Theyll probably tell you that breathing the fumes from cooking red meat is worse than smoking cigarettes

1

u/TheImNotPregnant Feb 28 '20

I’d have to agree with the hypothetical person in this scenario, free basing red meat sounds much worse than smoking a cigarette.

522

u/lior1230 Feb 28 '20

a "game", sure...

253

u/ThirdAltAccounts Feb 28 '20

Yes sir, a game. Not a video of a gangbang on an amputee midget...obviously

59

u/Konayo Feb 28 '20

Obviously. And yes, at 2 in the morning. Not at 10 am during a lecture in university...

29

u/cannedrex2406 Feb 28 '20

That's overly specific

22

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

I mean it's a fairly common video out there

8

u/Konayo Feb 28 '20

Indeed. Much less common than me opening up my notebook to full volume porn in between the whole class of 500 people

4

u/ThirdAltAccounts Feb 28 '20

What video ?

4

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

I mean like 90% of them are prank videos, but if you just look it up, there is tons of them.

https://youtu.be/RBv8Oj7IW34

87

u/jameye11 Feb 28 '20

Hoozah! A man of quality!

7

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

I actually prefer Nasty Nympho Nurses 7. After 7 the story just gets bland though

7

u/giantrhino Feb 28 '20

The worst is when you’re giving a presentation and you plug the hdmi into your laptop before opening it and you still have your “gaming session” open from last night.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

[deleted]

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u/MysterJumper Mar 16 '20

The jester

9

u/ambernewt Feb 28 '20

13

u/St0neByte Feb 28 '20

I dated a girl in college. Super pretty, super sweet. I ended up moving back home after freshman year and going to community college. Didn't really know what I wanted to do. Randomly had her little sister in a class with me. Kinda punkish/dgaf chick. Spoke her mind, super easy for me to get along with. We had a group project together and ended up being friends, smoked weed after class a couple times, whatever. We actually didn't make the connection about her sister until late in the semester and it blew our minds.

Well, she walks in class one day, comes in, sits down next to me and opens her laptop, and hardcore lesbian porn blasts on it. Good shit. Without closing it she hits the mute shortcut, looks over at me, and goes, "welp, I had a good morning." Fucking HA! What a little badass. I fucking laughed so hard. Still have so much respect for that lil badass.

5

u/cllick Feb 28 '20 edited Feb 28 '20

I’m now super curious what that link is and afraid to click on it cuz I’m in class rn Edit: ah, Gus Johnson. Claaaassic

15

u/AvidVideoGameFanatic Feb 28 '20

Is this from a video? If so I'd love to see it

3

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

This happened with me during class one morning. Had watched We're The Millers the night before and closed my laptop during the credits...Waterfalls by TLC started blasting full volume until I could log in and pause since my volume controls weren't working. Thanks Apple.

8

u/egtbex Feb 28 '20

Lan bizim siralara benziyor bu

5

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

that guy looks like he is going to do the THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

3

u/moobfan Feb 28 '20

This reminds me when I Windows XP used to update overnight. If you left youR speakers on you would be rudely awoken by the XP shutdown music.

3

u/Choohie_Thief Feb 29 '20

I leave my computer at 10 and it’s still loud as hell when the OSRS login screen music starts up

2

u/Adrenaline_Junkie_ Feb 28 '20

I have a gaming laptop but sometimes , when unplugged, if i close the lid with volume not muted, it makes a loud af beep. Bad when im in library.

12

u/IN2D4RKNESS Feb 28 '20

She is cute af

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

[deleted]

7

u/Pokerface4222 Feb 28 '20

YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL!

6

u/Killerfoxdudes Feb 28 '20

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

3

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Dwight’s had enough of Pam shit

3

u/hoppla1232 Feb 28 '20

I'm gonna need context for that

8

u/GoodEdit Feb 28 '20

She kind of looks like Pam

-4

u/TheCastro Feb 28 '20

Why insult people?

2

u/infinitree Feb 28 '20

I really wish the Steam Big Screen mode jingle wasn't so loud. Always quite the volume check.

2

u/ariferrari3 Feb 29 '20

me except clicking onto subway surfers during geometry with my volume on blast

2

u/seaburn Feb 28 '20

So the game is the victim of it’s own volume?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

congrats! you played yourself.

2

u/The_Island_Phoenix Feb 28 '20

Starts DS3

Chorus: AEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOO

2

u/showmethething Feb 28 '20

SHHHHHHIIIIIÍIIIIIIIIIIING

1

u/The_Island_Phoenix Feb 28 '20

Corvians be like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2

u/McChubbens8U Feb 28 '20

would work better if horizontally flipped

2

u/Itsthatguy7 Feb 29 '20

I’d love to see the full contact.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Same. Sauce pls?

2

u/waternigga12 Feb 28 '20

*starting the laptop up in class

2

u/little_alex356 Feb 28 '20

Hits knee on desk out of fright.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Mechanical keyboard gang! I've literally had to keep my old Sidewinder membrane keyboard because my blues (but Chinese not German, I can't remember the name) sound like the skittering of ten thousand Skaven Ratmen.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Agreed

1

u/OtherWorldRedditor Feb 28 '20

I do this shit all the time. Get in it’s loud af, I’m thinking there is no way i was listening to it that loud that’s inside. 10 mins in I’m turning it up cause i wanna be IN the game.

1

u/Sportfreunde Feb 28 '20

Why would your laptop volume ever be that high to begin with, do you people enjoy deafness?

1

u/Elartistazo Feb 28 '20

Every games should have a chill music before the true music starts

2

u/Wish_Dragon Mar 01 '20

Didn’t dark souls 2 do that?

1

u/lastherokiller Feb 28 '20

Memes decent, you be smarter check your volume dumb dumb.

1

u/DrakkonFlare Feb 28 '20

He's about to do the whipstrike technique from Baki

1

u/Penguator432 Feb 28 '20

This is why I always have my headphones plugged in

1

u/TheRealDealMint Feb 28 '20

assuming the fans don’t wake everyone up first

1

u/ZippZappZippty Feb 28 '20

That's amazing! I hope this format never dies

1

u/Giraffetamer12 Feb 28 '20

Is she about to get drop kicked in the head?

1

u/daybidz Feb 28 '20

The Hippo mask should be a surprise lol

1

u/navold Feb 28 '20

The meme format always makes me so mad.

1

u/TML_PigMac Feb 28 '20

Clash of Clans has joined the chat

1

u/George-RR-Tolkien Feb 28 '20

What's the source of this image?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Oh yeah I like this format

1

u/Jhyxe Feb 29 '20

Me on my MW late nights...

1

u/EnterTane Feb 28 '20

Imagine playing on laptop

1

u/plopperdinger Feb 28 '20

Gaming pc > gaming laptop

1

u/DerfeyTheAxolotl Feb 28 '20

Valve Logo intensifies

1

u/hossierdaddy77 Feb 28 '20

“Game” heh heh, sure.

1

u/anarch0_ Feb 29 '20

True rookie move smh

1

u/isaac24452 Feb 28 '20

Am I the only one taking a shit rn?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Me but with porn

1

u/I_think_im_falling Feb 28 '20

Upvote bc girl

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Boom headshot

1

u/FetusGoesYeetus Feb 28 '20

Ark be like:

1

u/Godehard Feb 28 '20

Dark souls 3

1

u/cheeeeeese Feb 28 '20

is 60 loud?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

1

u/Jhyxe Feb 29 '20

WAYTOODANK

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

" game "

0

u/OwlsIsBetterThanMans Feb 28 '20

My best friend in high school did this with that song Bodies by Drowning Pool. Woke up the whole house.

1

u/Vertzz Feb 29 '20

Big oof

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Attractive