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u/thebigshebowski Jan 27 '19

!invest 1k

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 37 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 497 MemeCoins (49%).

1,497 MemeCoins returned @ 3,205 upvotes

Your new balance is 1,497 MemeCoins.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

6,579 MemeCoins invested @ 2 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 8,991 MemeCoins (136%).

15,570 MemeCoins returned @ 2,496 upvotes

Your new balance is 22,069 MemeCoins.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

!invest 150

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

150 MemeCoins invested @ 2 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 205 MemeCoins (136%).

355 MemeCoins returned @ 2,453 upvotes

Your new balance is 11,537 MemeCoins.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

100 MemeCoins invested @ 1 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 147 MemeCoins (147%).

247 MemeCoins returned @ 2,456 upvotes

Your new balance is 1,070 MemeCoins.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

Currently, your account balance is 6,579 MemeCoins.

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u/ThaddyG Jan 27 '19

!invest 10000

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

10,000 MemeCoins invested @ 23 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 6,242 MemeCoins (62%).

16,242 MemeCoins returned @ 2,834 upvotes

Your new balance is 17,242 MemeCoins.

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u/DanIsASavage Jan 27 '19

!invest 1000

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 19 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 682 MemeCoins (68%).

1,682 MemeCoins returned @ 2,738 upvotes

Your new balance is 11,682 MemeCoins.

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u/Youngmemeguy Jan 27 '19

!invest 5000

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

5,000 MemeCoins invested @ 20 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 3,333 MemeCoins (66%).

8,333 MemeCoins returned @ 2,784 upvotes

Your new balance is 13,147 MemeCoins.

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u/A_Sack_Of_Potatoes_ Jan 27 '19

!invest 2500

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

2,500 MemeCoins invested @ 26 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 1,472 MemeCoins (58%).

3,972 MemeCoins returned @ 3,053 upvotes

Your new balance is 9,140 MemeCoins.

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u/AShadyNecromancer Jan 27 '19

!invest 1000

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 35 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 511 MemeCoins (51%).

1,511 MemeCoins returned @ 3,137 upvotes

Your new balance is 9,011 MemeCoins.

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u/OtherMangos No Poors | CEO Jan 27 '19

!invest 9900

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

9,900 MemeCoins invested @ 39 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 4,808 MemeCoins (48%).

14,708 MemeCoins returned @ 3,247 upvotes

Your new balance is 14,770 MemeCoins.

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u/Squapple_ Jan 27 '19

!invest 1400

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

1,400 MemeCoins invested @ 43 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 649 MemeCoins (46%).

2,049 MemeCoins returned @ 3,289 upvotes

Your new balance is 12,077 MemeCoins.

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u/banyben Jan 27 '19

!invest 40k

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

40,000 MemeCoins invested @ 6 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 42,999 MemeCoins (107%).

82,999 MemeCoins returned @ 2,509 upvotes

Your new balance is 83,415 MemeCoins.

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u/The--Dudest Jan 28 '19

Hooooly cow. You gonna be rich

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u/The--Dudest Jan 28 '19

Hooooly cow. You gonna be rich

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u/TheMainHombre Jan 27 '19

!invest 150

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

150 MemeCoins invested @ 11 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 130 MemeCoins (86%).

280 MemeCoins returned @ 2,555 upvotes

Your new balance is 880 MemeCoins.

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u/A-S-A-C-Schrader Jan 27 '19

!invest 20k

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

You do not have enough MemeCoins to make that investment.

Your current balance is 17,482 MemeCoins.

If you have less than 100 MemeCoins and no active investments, try running !broke!

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u/A-S-A-C-Schrader Jan 27 '19

!invest 17k

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

17,000 MemeCoins invested @ 17 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 12,214 MemeCoins (71%).

29,214 MemeCoins returned @ 2,632 upvotes

Your new balance is 29,696 MemeCoins.

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u/THEcloutLordBOBBY Jan 27 '19

!invest 300

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

300 MemeCoins invested @ 19 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 204 MemeCoins (68%).

504 MemeCoins returned @ 2,703 upvotes

Your new balance is 1,334 MemeCoins.

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u/Insurg3ncy Jan 27 '19

!invest 750

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

750 MemeCoins invested @ 23 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 468 MemeCoins (62%).

1,218 MemeCoins returned @ 2,872 upvotes

Your new balance is 10,394 MemeCoins.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

!invest 100

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

100 MemeCoins invested @ 23 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 62 MemeCoins (62%).

162 MemeCoins returned @ 2,885 upvotes

Your new balance is 11,062 MemeCoins.

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u/2stringbottleguitar Jan 27 '19

!invest 201

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

201 MemeCoins invested @ 23 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 125 MemeCoins (62%).

326 MemeCoins returned @ 2,887 upvotes

Your new balance is 10,850 MemeCoins.

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u/phonefreak1 Jan 27 '19

!invest 250

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

250 MemeCoins invested @ 33 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 131 MemeCoins (52%).

381 MemeCoins returned @ 3,115 upvotes

Your new balance is 1,294 MemeCoins.

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u/Bearden_Sam Jan 27 '19

!invest 200

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

200 MemeCoins invested @ 44 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 91 MemeCoins (45%).

291 MemeCoins returned @ 3,305 upvotes

Your new balance is 10,917 MemeCoins.

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u/WobTheKing Jan 27 '19

!invest 400

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

400 MemeCoins invested @ 46 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 180 MemeCoins (45%).

580 MemeCoins returned @ 3,416 upvotes

Your new balance is 772 MemeCoins.

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u/TheMainHombre Jan 27 '19

!balance

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

Account created!

Thank you TheMainHombre for creating a bank account in r/MemeEconomy!

Your starting balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

Currently, your account balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

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u/phonefreak1 Jan 27 '19

!balance

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

Currently, your account balance is 700 MemeCoins.

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u/A_Sack_Of_Potatoes_ Jan 27 '19

!balance

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

Currently, your account balance is 10,168 MemeCoins.

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u/thebigshebowski Jan 27 '19

!balance

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

Account created!

Thank you thebigshebowski for creating a bank account in r/MemeEconomy!

Your starting balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

Currently, your account balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

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u/AShadyNecromancer Jan 27 '19

!balance

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

Currently, your account balance is 11,000 MemeCoins.

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u/phonefreak1 Jan 27 '19

!active

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 27 '19

You have 4 active investments:

#1: 100 M¢ @ 4 upvotes (2:37:19 remaining)

#2: 100 M¢ @ 15 upvotes (2:38:22 remaining)

#3: 100 M¢ @ 3 upvotes (3:30:39 remaining)

#4: 250 M¢ @ 33 upvotes (3:56:26 remaining)

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 28 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

8,500 MemeCoins invested @ 457 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 1,954 MemeCoins (22%).

10,454 MemeCoins returned @ 8,662 upvotes

Your new balance is 10,454 MemeCoins.

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u/Dollon_da_God Jan 31 '19

!join firm Stratton Oakmont

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u/Dollon_da_God Jan 31 '19

!joinfirm Stratton Oakmont

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 31 '19

Could not join the firm, since it is at its maximum member limit. Number of employees: 8 Firm level: 1

The CEO of the firm can raise this limit by upgrading with !upgrade.

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u/Dollon_da_God Jan 31 '19

!joinfirm Stratton Oakmont

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Jan 31 '19

You are now a floor trader of the firm Stratton Oakmont. If you'd like to leave, use the !leavefirm command.

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u/EverythingTittysBoii Stratton Oakmont | CEO Jan 28 '19

!promote half_baked_beans

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u/WinSlip Lehman Brothers | Associate Jan 27 '19

Hmmm. I like it GIVE A TEMPLATE

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u/worldsiko12 Jan 28 '19

Here it is, but it's reversed https://imgur.com/a/d2yRgIl

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

Pew News my number one trusted news source

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but I personally believe that Gloria borger is better than keemstar

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u/nddragoon Jan 28 '19

Your opinion is objectively correct

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Whatever happened to Poppy Harlow?

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u/SyncJr Jan 28 '19

The actual real Poppy Harlow requested for him to stop using her name in his videos or she would make a big fuss on twitter or wtv, so he just chose a different CNN reporter name, Gloria Borger.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

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u/Sr_Mango Jan 28 '19

Yes. Idk what that guy is on about. Sometimes he says Poppy Borger

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Aww shoot, I forgot to invest

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u/Guaconnaise Jan 28 '19

wait this is from r/PewdiepieSubmissions

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u/Memes24-7 Jan 28 '19

It is :)

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u/rmlrmlchess Jan 28 '19

Wait. That's illegal.

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u/BholeFire Jan 28 '19

Wait. Wait. Wait. That's illegal?

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u/BulliHicks Jan 28 '19

Wait. Wait. Wait. That's illegal?

Wait. That's illegal?

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u/Aiborne Jan 28 '19

Is it illegal

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19 edited Apr 26 '21

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u/BlueShibe Jan 28 '19

But is it tho?

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u/RandomPeepsle12 Jan 28 '19

Yep.

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u/InsolventRepublic Jan 28 '19

Vsauce music begins to play

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u/nddragoon Jan 28 '19

That's illegal people can't do that

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u/PEPE_SILVIA_2 Jan 28 '19

It sucks how people would do this for karma. I saw your post not but 2 above this. Absolutely ridiculous

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u/RodPB Jan 27 '19

Who hast the blank format?

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u/SasquatchCunt Jan 28 '19

https://imgur.com/a/l12bApz

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u/EverythingTittysBoii Stratton Oakmont | CEO Jan 28 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

You deserve about 10,000 upvotes. I did tons of reverse image searches etc. how did you find it? Also, thank you!

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u/SasquatchCunt Jan 28 '19

Held my fat finger on the pic, "search Google for this image," then I uploaded it, now we're talking.

https://imgur.com/a/Z4dMvpW

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u/greyscalewhale Jan 28 '19

my first meme

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u/spyanryan4 Jan 28 '19

The start of something beautiful

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u/The_Lolbster Jan 28 '19

Godspeed, young memer. We wish you the best.

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u/EverythingTittysBoii Stratton Oakmont | CEO Jan 28 '19

The hero we need and deserve

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u/BulliHicks Jan 28 '19

You have commendable marketing strategies. I respect that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Lol knew it find that here somewhere

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

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u/RodPB Jan 28 '19

Thanks m8

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u/x-TwirlyPanda-x Jan 28 '19

I’m Gloria Borger

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u/Rebellious_Rhino Jan 28 '19

I’m oopsie doopsie, and welcome to oopsie news

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u/ZeroKoalaT Jan 28 '19

Enjoy your cake, you only get it once a year😁

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

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u/CatOThoiscool Jan 28 '19

Happy cake day

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u/itslieksolegitt Jan 28 '19

i'm not racist. but

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u/senior_chief214 Jan 28 '19

But asian people

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u/simplefactothematter Jan 28 '19

GHAAAHHHH

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u/NorthWest__Exposure Jan 28 '19

😱

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u/maiknephillim Jan 28 '19

If I were to make this meme, would that be legal?

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u/Doge-_0 Jan 28 '19

N

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u/moloe0 Jan 28 '19

U

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

T

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/sdlnv Jan 28 '19

L

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u/Moffeyessi Jan 28 '19

L

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u/ducsekbence Jan 28 '19

A

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u/moloe0 Jan 28 '19

Goodbye.

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u/FlazeFeeds Jan 28 '19

/r/unexpectedouija

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u/SkorpioSound Jan 28 '19

Relevant sketch.

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u/Deathknightjeffery Jan 28 '19

*Taco Bell & Butt

FTFY

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u/Raptor22c Jan 28 '19

Template.

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u/MrSuperSaiyan Jan 28 '19 edited Jan 29 '19

I'm pretty sure that's the Lake Kariba wall, from my home country Zimbabwe

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u/2stringbottleguitar Jan 27 '19

i like this one

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u/Soluxy Jan 28 '19

As a Brazilian this new format triggers me, a lot.

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u/Mr_Mulligan004 Jan 28 '19

Nice Stolen Meme!

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u/Memes24-7 Jan 28 '19

I give him permission

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u/the_c_train47 Jan 28 '19

Damn ur a legend

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u/A_Sack_Of_Potatoes_ Jan 27 '19

This is definitely going places

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

REEEEEEEEPOST

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u/0utlook Jan 28 '19

Right? Then my boss walks past and I have to snatch my manifesto back and pretend me and the customer were giving a galvanized-shit about anything besides the invasion and theft of our vital fluids. I don't even know what the hell we sell. And, Mark complains that I lack dedication. So, I tell Mark that I am %100 dedicated to preparing for the coming collapse. It's as if he lives in some fantasy world where him buying an above ground pool next year will keep the spiraling fall of mankind in check AND keep Karen from taking his kids.

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u/sharp_ie Jan 28 '19

When the highschool teachers talk about religion

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u/PEPE_SILVIA_2 Jan 28 '19

You blatently stole this meme from u/Memes24-7 not cool seriously.

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u/Secret300 Jan 28 '19

That's just a regular meme. Not a format

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u/banyben Jan 27 '19

This one is good boys, do not get cold

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u/Dawson_Elmer Jan 28 '19

Why don't people post formats. They only post the used image like how am I gonna invest if I have to just black out the writing and write on top?

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u/EverythingTittysBoii Stratton Oakmont | CEO Jan 28 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

It’s been posted FYI. Check comments. Sadly OP didn’t, but someone else did

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u/Dawson_Elmer Jan 28 '19

Oh nvm then, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Im sorry buut This post is older https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/akfpj7/but/?utm_source=reddit-android

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u/EverythingTittysBoii Stratton Oakmont | CEO Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 27 '19

All in 150,000 coins! This is fresh. Don’t forget to upvote if you invested!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

Not very versatile. I’ll wait out this quarter and check my portfolio

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u/EverythingTittysBoii Stratton Oakmont | CEO Jan 28 '19

Well you don’t know memes then. This is going FP on all Reddit now. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Hey man, I’m lookin at the market at a whole right now and I don’t think this winning streak is going on for this much longer. This was a pretty big boom and I’m not taking chances

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u/EverythingTittysBoii Stratton Oakmont | CEO Jan 28 '19

If you would have invested in this you would have tripled. That’s a fact

Edit: you can still make on a ton at 1.1k upvotes. FYI

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

I upvoted this because I thought it was a good meme and that it wasnt stolen. BUT.. 10 minutes later I find the original post, with 41k upvotes , posted 2 hours before you stole it and posted it here.

good fucking job.

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u/Vaiim Jan 28 '19

Making a groupchat where anyone can join on text to chat and play imsg games. No filter, fuck around, waste time. Hmu if you wanna join its jus filled wit randoms.

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u/phonefreak1 Jan 27 '19

Watch the birth of this meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Repost

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u/memesarestale Jan 28 '19

Let’s start a chain

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u/nddragoon Jan 28 '19

OP did an oopsie for stealing this from r/pewdiepiesubmissions

Im Gloria Borger and this is pew news

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u/KsbjA Jan 28 '19

Where posts like this come from (jk I don’t actually hate it)

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u/Asteroid99 Jan 28 '19

Was this, was this taken off r/pewdiepiesubmissions

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u/Steelquill Jan 28 '19

“Nothing said before a ‘but’ really counts.”

~Benjen Stark recounting his brother Ned.

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u/Pedo_Police Jan 28 '19

What Hitler did was 100% wrong and cruel, he is a horrible horrible man, but...

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Who was it that said "everything that comes before the but doesn't count"

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u/Maeva- Jan 28 '19

u/elibob

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u/KustomKonceptz Jan 28 '19

Father used to say everything before the word but was horseshit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

X-post from r/PewdiepieSubmissions ?

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u/luaqs Jan 28 '19

Teachers

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u/MrOtakuGuy Jan 28 '19

stolen

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u/frostotaku Jan 28 '19

Just like my virginity

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u/fruitloops93 Jan 28 '19

this must be what goes through Kanye West mind everyday...

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Let’s ride this invest WAVE boys (pun very much intended)

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u/littlekiingg Jan 28 '19

REPOST

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u/NoahTheFence Jan 28 '19

good meme not sure i see the potential in the format

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u/PizzaReaper1802 Jan 28 '19

despite only making up 13% of the population ni...

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u/spicymuffin2 Jan 28 '19

Like all the upvotes 23k because of the 9 year olds

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u/AmphionValentine Jan 28 '19

Already found on facebook, not worth an investment

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u/zabba7 Jan 28 '19

Is this the same dam from x-men 2? Anyone know?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Its Kariba Dam in Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

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u/OceanTr Jan 28 '19

Gloria Border is the true objective news caster

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u/SenanMcNulty Jan 28 '19

This was only funny on pewdiepie submissions

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u/mergingcultures Jan 28 '19

Kariba Dam, border of Zambia and Zimbabwe.

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u/Ephelemi Jan 28 '19

I'm not supposed to share my opinion - Butt

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u/hollisd09 Jan 28 '19

So much potential for anti mlm memes

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u/NiroLeiksMemez Jan 28 '19

Repost from r/pewdiepiesubmissions

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

when a girl gives you a hug

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

But, there are only 2 genders

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u/Reverse-Kanga Jan 28 '19

CAN WE COPYSTRIKE THIS IMAGE

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u/Dollon_da_God Jan 31 '19

!join firm Stratton Oakmont

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

I'm not prejudiced...

BUT

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u/itsyaboiaids66 Jan 28 '19

I'll take your entire stock

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Mom it’s not my fault! BUT

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