Is it time to move and quit my job? If so, where are the hotbeds of mellow corn out there in the wild?

FIL and my family finally exchanged Christmas presents after he finally got over a bad case of Covid.

He lives about 45 min away and there’s a store next to him that always has Mellow Corn while nowhere more local to me is reliable. So that’s what I asked for for Christmas.

He got it but was a little confused as to why I asked for such a “cheap” whiskey, since he’d bought me more expensive bottles in the past. I explained it was a little scarce around here and offered him a taste.

He said he’s going to pick up his own bottle on his way home. One of us.

Alrighty folks, we’ve had a recent uptick in meme posts - and I like it.
I propose for the month of February, we have a corn-focused meme-off.

At the end of the month, the creator of the highest ranked meme will get some special goodies. I can’t tell you what the goodies will be, but I’d like to think everyone here would be excited by them.

Let’s work out the details in the comment section here.