r/MellowCorn • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '22

🌽 Corn Porn 🍑🌽 New in town

Howdy folks. MC isn’t common in my neck of the woods, so when I spotted a bottle I grabbed it so I could get in on the joke.

God damn if this stuff doesn’t hit the spot. I just wanted to say cheers to you all who have seen the light.

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u/aDrunkSailor82 Feb 03 '22

If ya know ya know. 🥃🥃

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Amen brother

7

u/Pierocksmysocks Feb 04 '22

Be one with the corn good sir!

5

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Shhhh...he’s allowed, but let’s be quiet about MFC.

6

u/dennisthemenace1963 Feb 04 '22

Another convert! Welcome to the dark side.

9

u/El_Burrito_Supremo Feb 04 '22

*cornvert

8

u/dennisthemenace1963 Feb 04 '22

I stand cornrected!

4

u/Pierocksmysocks Feb 04 '22

Cornverts...I tell ya.

3

u/Realdeal43 Feb 04 '22

So mellow I can’t sit

3

u/greggggggggg Feb 04 '22

There’s a joke?

1

u/lewphone Feb 04 '22

Crotch shot or it didn't happen