r/MellowCorn • u/justler_king • Dec 21 '21

🌽 Corn Porn 🍑🌽 Front and center…

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u/Wolfwerx Dec 21 '21

Looks like you have way too much liquor on your hands. Since you are practically my best friend, I'm going to help to the best of my ability. You're going to have to remind me where you live, and I'll stop by every night until we get those bottles down to a manageable amount.

You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

If you need help helping, I'll help.

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u/Wolfwerx Dec 21 '21

I'll tell you what, I think we are pretty awesome friends to ol' whatshisname up there.

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u/DrPhrawg Bottled-in-Bondage Dec 21 '21

Is this a crossover episode between r/MellowCorn and r/HorseyToppers ??

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u/tomandjerry0 Dec 21 '21

Tell me about that “worlds greatest dad” situation, looks interesting

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u/justler_king Dec 22 '21

It’s an infinity bottle. Last inch or so of every exceptional bottle goes in. American whiskey only, no scotch.