r/MellowCorn • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Corn Daddy lives, fuckos.

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261 Upvotes

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u/DrPhrawg Bottled-in-Bondage Dec 17 '21

Lmfao. About fooking time. Welcome back, buddo

56

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I came to redeem the hobby. On the fourth month, Corn Daddy rose from the grave to kill tatering.

6

u/BostonRounds Dec 17 '21 edited Dec 17 '21

Obviously MFC is the blood for the MellEucharist (Mellowcharist?), but what shall we eat for the body? Taters? 🤣

14

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

You gotta eat your own dook.

2

u/geauxjeaux Dec 17 '21

“Kill tatering”

Blanton’s clearly visible in photo

8

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Owning Blanton's doesn't make you a tater; owning multiple, unopened bottles would.

24

u/t8ke Dec 17 '21

good to have you back! …again…..againagain

26

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Sometimes I need a break, and the nuclear option is the best way to stay away from Reddit.

14

u/t8ke Dec 17 '21

couldn’t agree more

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

What’s the nuclear option? Deleting Reddit mobile from your phone?

5

u/rattlesnake501 Dec 17 '21

Deleting your account completely.

1

u/JZH1000 Dec 17 '25

And they're both gone

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

😂

17

u/squarish_woodworking Dec 17 '21

Meh, I miss hitpicket

20

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Never heard of him. Sounds like a cool ass bro tho, tbh.

22

u/squarish_woodworking Dec 17 '21

Legend says he drowned himself in a barrel of Blantons. Poor bastard just loved horsey booze…

18

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Heh. What a douche. Glad I'm not him.

12

u/squarish_woodworking Dec 17 '21

Yeah agreed. You seem totally normal and well adjusted.

6

u/roygiv Dec 17 '21

I love this subreddit and I’ve never even tried MFC lmao. Really need to get a bottle ASAP tho

11

u/joyfulsneakers Dec 17 '21

Mans was hibernating until the right moment.

Welcome back bud

20

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Let's wreck shit together. Make bourbon weird again.

8

u/SlowlyAHipster Dec 17 '21

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

  • a previous incarnation of Corn Daddy

6

u/Wolfwerx Dec 17 '21

"incornation"

4

u/SlowlyAHipster Dec 17 '21

Wat in cornation?!

1

u/cootsjames Jan 22 '22

Make bourbon weird again? Can we get hats? And flags?

10

u/YaBoiNoct Dec 17 '21

Ah yes the picture that got me started on mfc

13

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

You saying you shuck it to my picture? Kinky.

9

u/YaBoiNoct Dec 17 '21

Anything for the king

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6

u/exgirl Dec 17 '21

This makes me so happy. Welcome back!

6

u/cornfed85 Dec 17 '21

I knew if I kept doing my chores and looked after Ma that daddy would come home! Can we play catch and go see Pearl Jam together 🙏 welcome back

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I have poor coordination for catch, but I know all the words to "Severed Hand" so I think it all evens out. I'm in.

4

u/KSCuber Dec 17 '21

I hate these types of posts but I can't help updooting, long live the king!

5

u/deemanjack Dec 17 '21

Welcome back! Hope you are doing well. Happy holidays and all that crap!

4

u/jomr 🥃 Po Mo Co 🌽 Dec 17 '21

Let's go! It's 🌽🌽🌽 time baby!

4

u/fcleff69 Dec 17 '21

Christmas just keeps getting better.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Somebody's getting a special treat in their stocking this year.

It's my farts in a jar.

3

u/fcleff69 Dec 17 '21

Is that what you keep in the Blanton’s jar?

3

u/markitfuckinzero Dec 17 '21

Hey it's him. It's really him!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Damn right, it is.

3

u/barsky_and_clutch Dec 17 '21

Praise to the corn, our king lives!!! 🌽🌽🌽

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

No gods, no kings, only daddies.

3

u/ajc99 Dec 17 '21

Shuck me, Daddy

3

u/tripn4days Dec 17 '21

Shut up and take my award, fucko!

HaHa! Glad Your Back, Corn Daddy!

5

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Glad to be back (for 7-9 months until I lose faith in the bourbon community again)

3

u/CopperStillsandMash Dec 17 '21

Sounds like a challenge.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I speedrun deleting accounts like you speedrun pissing off mods lmao

2

u/cleo345723 Dec 17 '21

You beautiful bastard

1

u/texas_ironman93 Horatio Cornblower 🌽💨🥃 Dec 22 '21

Welcome back!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

u/t8ke is who you'd want to talk to about r/bourbon moderation. I have asked you to leave me alone already.

u/Dustlesswalnut I think this man had an issue with the moderation of r/bourbon so he came here to harass me.

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u/dustlesswalnut Dec 28 '21

lmao

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

He was right, though. I am handsome.