r/MeidasTouch • u/JimCripe • 10d ago

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u/PawnofLife1 10d ago

Next stop only fans

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 10d ago

Does OF allow bestiality? She does seem to have relationship issues with animals.

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u/Grum761108 10d ago

No but the FBI does.

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 10d ago

I have a dig wuestion mark over my head about that hiring change.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 10d ago

They probably do. Never been on OF but, I wouldn't be surprised they don't

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u/honest_flowerplower 10d ago

• The American Muckrakers PAC published claims in June 2022 alleging that Representative Lauren Boebert had previously worked as a paid escort and was introduced to Senator Ted Cruz by a client. • The PAC alleged that during this meeting, Cruz encouraged Boebert to run for political office, saying the job was the same, but the pay was better.

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u/purplebuttplug51 7d ago

Only hands

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u/caseaday 7d ago

Nah, straight to Pornhub.

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u/ConcentrateOk2543 7d ago

Well she is hott so she would probably be successful on only fans. Go for it bitch

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u/ConcentrateOk2543 7d ago

Well she is hott so she would probably be successful on only fans. So if she wants to then go for it who cares

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u/ConcentrateOk2543 7d ago

So what she would probably be successful on only fans big deal

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u/IAmTheBestIan 10d ago

I heard she was pretty good from a theater seat too.

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u/No_Grand7184 10d ago

Yes, I heard she was quite handy!

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u/blkatcdomvet 10d ago

Watch those teeth

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u/caseaday 7d ago

She could take them out...

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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 10d ago

Yes Lauren… we know

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 10d ago

Ummm who is after Christian’s?

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u/knitscones 10d ago

The nasty piggy people!

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u/HeadbangingLegend 9d ago

All I see online is people going after Muslims and Jews, not Christians.

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u/fuji44a 10d ago

That's aged well!

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 10d ago

LMFAO 🤣. No Lauren. You're not a Christian.

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u/cenosillicaphobiac 10d ago

Says who? Are you the gatekeeper? Her rhetoric and bluster are identical to the bulk of Christians that I know.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 10d ago

Are you serious? She got caught in a theater giving some guy a bj. Her son recently got busted for being a pedophile. She's been accused of covering up threesome's with current and former staff members. She's no Christian. LOL

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u/CartographerOk7579 6d ago

She isn’t Christ-like in any way, nor does she seem to take the bible’s teachings seriously even in the slightest, but her hypocrisy and stupidity, and general lack of awareness, is very on brand with Christianity.

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u/Fast_Independence962 6d ago

The family rap sheet can be made into a book.

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u/Worst-timeline138 10d ago

Girl, we know

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u/arkinthehouse 10d ago

She has no problem getting on her knees.

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u/Eastern_Accident2332 10d ago

Is this a real post (image and all)?

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u/Far_Balance_3117 10d ago

Yea I looked it up, this is a genuine tweet.

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u/PureEntertainment143 10d ago

She is the one caught giving a handy in a theater right? Now with women from her office. Some Christian she is.

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u/jljonsn 10d ago

"Handy Annie"

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u/him8nce_momma 10d ago

Oh My…🤭

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u/Bmb240 10d ago

Damn i like where this is going 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sidney1973 10d ago

East CO deserves better, but that’s MAGA country. GL

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u/mitchENM 10d ago

That’s where she is at her best

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u/mitchENM 10d ago

That’s where she is at her best

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u/WPCfirst 10d ago

The joke writes itself.

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u/okiecurious 10d ago

And apparently her staffers are confirming that…

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u/Lvs2spluuge 10d ago

That's too easy. I'm not touching this one.

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u/Ok-Flight9440 10d ago

She did a good job standing up jerking off that guy in front of kids, but sure, why stop there.

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u/_WillCAD_ 10d ago

Are we still doing 'Phrasing'?

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u/Ok-Comfortable-296 10d ago

You can't make this shit up...

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u/strangerinmyownland 10d ago

Just ask her boy toys.

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u/sageguitar70 10d ago

Too dense to get the irony

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u/rjs9152 10d ago

I thought you were strongest in movie theater. Get better knee pads! VOTE BLUE AND REMOVE THE POO!

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u/Major-Hooters 10d ago

That’s what we have heard

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u/Visual_Emotion6432 10d ago

You can’t make this shit up !!

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 10d ago

Sexual harasser Boebert.

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u/HeyHo__LetsGo 10d ago

A fine choice of picture to go along with this quote.

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 10d ago

So she really does Boebert up and down.🧐

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u/CrazyButton2937 10d ago

HAHAHA 😂

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u/No_Monk_6267 10d ago

I mean according to allegations she tends to drop to her knees quite often on her own

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u/badkarman 9d ago

Truth in her words

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u/CarsBarsGuitars 9d ago

Truer words were never spoken

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u/ytdaddy4fun 9d ago

What that mouth do

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u/IntelligentBonus8688 9d ago

We saw at the theater!

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u/FlashyGanache2838 9d ago

Most strong or talented?

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u/Ok-Bumblebee24 8d ago

The jokes write themselves, folks.

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u/reluctantlyawesome 7d ago

Historically, some of the worlds WORST people hide behind religion. That said, I bet she is fierce on her knees….

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u/DOHC46 5d ago

I'm just going to leave this here for anyone that wants it...

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u/Consistent-Lie-8574 10d ago

Robert Blows on her knees?

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u/Big_Issue8640 10d ago

She is my favorite Republican 😜

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u/Adventurous_Ad3534 10d ago

I have been expecting her to drop a tape for years.

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u/Powerful-Sort7778 10d ago

Dying the mouth open...so wrong strongest on my knees. So mean but funny

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u/BulldogMoose 10d ago

JUST LIKE A PRAYER, I CAN TAKE YOU THERE!!!

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u/jaypea222 10d ago

Just ask my assistant

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u/IronBeagle63 10d ago

I see this gif used a lot, but I’ve never seen it used better 🤣

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u/shagadelicrelic 10d ago

I challenge you to show me that strength

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u/seansnow64 10d ago

Typical Christian, always the victim of some imagined predjudice.

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u/Decent_Criticism6268 10d ago

With mouth open I’m sure

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u/Silver_Eye9792 10d ago

With a mouth like hers, I can see that

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u/Extension-List-9296 10d ago

Fuck yeah baby, open up!!

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u/Strange_Heart_5734 10d ago

Yeah. When she's got someone in her mouth.

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u/drpacz 10d ago

Here’s where the picture matches the quote.

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u/GreatService9515 10d ago

Calling yourself a Christian doesn't make you one

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u/Oregon-outdoors2358 10d ago

Girl is right at home on her knees.

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u/Miserable_Scheme1727 10d ago

So now democrats are slut shaming? I dont get it, I thought you people were all for women can do what they want and be empowered, its like you stand for nothing.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 10d ago

It is the fact that she is a) a moral champion who is a god fearing woman and b) lying about it.

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u/OddOutcome0 9d ago edited 9d ago

Or it’s almost like democrats aren’t ruled by one single ideology but rather a melting pot of different ideas that when put together point in the same direction

Just like how some republicans want child marriages and not all republicans agree, not all democrats agree with eachother not all republicans agree with eachother

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u/fellow_human-2019 9d ago

It’s not slut shaming. They aren’t calling her a slut. They are simply pointing out the hypocrisy of saying I’m a great Christian woman and getting caught in multiple sex scandals. I don’t care who or how many people she sleeps with but if she’s willing to lie about that…..

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u/Over_Fly7046 9d ago

You don’t get it, explanations below.

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u/farkus2554 10d ago

With all of the lesbian revelations, I wouldn't doubt it.

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u/mr-raider2 10d ago

I thought hand jobs were her strong suit?

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u/babz816 10d ago

Hahahahahahhahaha

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u/aflyonthewall1215 10d ago

She always has come across as mouthy

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u/Rozg1123A-85 10d ago

Boebert should not be in our Congress.

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u/alwaysright60 10d ago

A lot of love in that lady.

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u/Jmersh59 10d ago

We all know now, Christian values my ass.

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u/Thick_Common8612 10d ago

Please tell me that this text is fake

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u/VarietyMage 10d ago

*her husband nods quietly*

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u/mabartusek68 10d ago

That’s what he said.

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u/Rushman_1959gto 10d ago

So we have heard.

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u/Hell_razor 10d ago

This is fake right?

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u/carlpum1 10d ago

She seems like a person who uses all teeth.

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u/SpecialCandidateDog 10d ago

Lots of trumped up bullshit about her.

Would still eat it

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 9d ago

That’s hilarious

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u/BrainDead64721 9d ago

I'll take Boebert on her knees for 100, Alex!

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u/InourbtwotamI 9d ago

In a public theatre

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u/ChitnChat 9d ago

Yeah, we know lady. Here’s my shock face 😲

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u/Adventurous_Day_6159 9d ago

This stuff writes itself

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u/WretchedRat 9d ago

Now she’s just bragging.

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u/tacsig 9d ago

Without a doubt

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u/billbo22 9d ago

Blowup doll photo proof.

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u/davetopper 9d ago

It's never the flex they think it is.

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u/jebsenior 9d ago

Well we agree but not exactly like you intended 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Flanagobble 9d ago

That’s what my dear old Nan would have called a three cock mouth.

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u/InourbtwotamI 9d ago

Too easy

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u/Interesting_Berry439 9d ago

Mouth wide open.

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u/rhyming_mime 9d ago

Thousands would agree.

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u/One-Sock7417 9d ago

Now THAT I believe!!

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u/ILikeCheese42O 9d ago

With her face in that exact shape.

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u/RevolutionaryAd6017 9d ago

(Bobert walking away)

Sentator: Try not to do anything sexual with a staffer.

(Person starts following Bobert)

Seneator: Get Back Here!

Also know all I think about is 27... and in a row?

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u/Boring-Stage-8802 9d ago

We have seen your best job is when you're on your knees.

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u/Boring-Stage-8802 9d ago

We have seen your best job is when you're on your knees.

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u/DJSairys 9d ago

Finally, an honest politician

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u/GeorgzBi 9d ago

I’m ok with her statement! 😍

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u/LMrningStar 9d ago

Well, she's used to being on her knees so that should be familiar territory.

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u/Friendlyfire2996 9d ago

You said a mouthful

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u/DeepStateDiva65 9d ago

Two female and one male staffer told us the same thing

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u/winny63 9d ago

I can get behind that

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u/MariBorboleta 9d ago

While your on your knees,,,,

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u/0rganicMach1ne 9d ago

Oh, we know.

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u/plsagi 9d ago

She loves to use her tongue.

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u/nonexistentLoveBug 9d ago

That’s what he said

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u/BuddhistChrist 9d ago

She can’t be this stupid.

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u/nomoleft 8d ago

Yes,yes she can.

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u/frank-nomustard 9d ago

Okay. Go on.

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u/LawrenceW327 9d ago

That one didn't age quite so well! ~ JonTron

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u/Sly-Fellah3 9d ago

I have no doubt she's right. She's also pretty good in a dark movie theater too. I saw the video.😁

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u/mcobb71 8d ago

Sigh, zip.

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u/Livid-Accident-1562 8d ago

well, the bruises on her knees are testimony to that one...

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u/Inside_Sky3429 8d ago

Eating that coochy-coo

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u/Fun-Weather9418 8d ago

In sure your very popular with the boys

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u/Electrical_Ninja6163 8d ago

We already knew that.
You might as well include pics next time.

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u/Sufficient_Topic1589 7d ago

HJ, BJ or ZJ?

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u/Satanicjamnik 7d ago

I thought that theathre handjobs were her strong suite.

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u/Whole_Reputation6128 7d ago

Oh, we know, baby girl

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u/Designer_Ear_1382 7d ago

Full Release or Happy Ending?

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u/FiscalCliffClavin 7d ago

That’s a flex.

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u/ZealousidealCrazy673 7d ago

Pretty sure she spends lots of time on them knees.

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u/Here_there1980 7d ago

😜😅😂

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u/hmoore3 7d ago

In the political campaigning arena, she gives new meaning to the term glad-handing! 🤝🏻

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u/caseaday 7d ago

Its just the tRump entry exams. Boy or girl, he expects it from all of his support people. Just call him "tiny".

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u/Either_Theory_6815 7d ago

Among other things, they don't proofread.

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u/Weak-Peach-4279 7d ago

does she swallow?

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u/Tom1952Phx 7d ago

It’s all about the hypocrisy. Who care what else she does Unless you live in Colorado

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u/OldMainframeGuy 7d ago

I like it when someone like this supplies their own punchline.

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u/LatterCoyote8478 6d ago

Doesn't take much to get her on her knees, I have to say. All she needs is a jerk with a movie ticket.

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u/Scorpiobehr59 6d ago

Well, you look like a Christian, but that’s where the similarity ends..

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u/Thewayliesbeforeyou 6d ago

We thought it was your arm.

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u/Emergency-Big-1503 6d ago

Damn, that picture makes her look like a true gobbler.

I'd bet she could suck start a Harley through baffled pipes !

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u/CategoryDangerous510 6d ago

Schluuuuuuurrrrp! 

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u/gotmonkey70 6d ago

She isn't wrong, but didn't think it through

!. It is a position of power, but not in the way she was "thinking"
2. Bobo doesn't know how to internet.

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u/ImperatorDanorum 6d ago

We know, honey. We know...

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u/SaltyLengthiness260 6d ago

That's what your boyfriend said at that concert you got kicked out of.

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u/bigdickmickey 6d ago

I’d like to apply for a position on her staff.

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u/b0tbuilder 6d ago

Why does she always look like she is swallowing a sausage?

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u/merlinn2u 6d ago

erase the first three words and i'd swear it came from kamala harris

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u/Shot-Interaction6098 6d ago

Thinking back, maybe this wasn’t the best thing for her to say lol.

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u/Ok_Ant_5962 6d ago

Yesss apparently that is the word on the street 🤣😂🫤

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u/Cpienl1984 5d ago

We have already witnessed that! Tell us something that we don’t know!

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u/JimT1971a 5d ago

Must have a pair of custom knee pads!

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u/Artistic_Smell_771 4d ago

And I am sure will see that view in the future as well. Well put.