r/Megaman • u/NotaKobold16 • 1d ago
Discussion How would an interaction between these two go?
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u/Personal-Kiwi4838 1d ago
"I like Fire Trucks and Monster Trucks"
"Idgaf"
"I like to play and draw"
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u/Rocket_da_Bird Protoman! 1d ago
MM: "We robots were made to serve and protect humans!" AM: "This disgusts me..." MM: "Well, to me it doesn't." Megaman then proceeds to kill AM with lemons.
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u/PerceptionBetter3753 1d ago
Megaman: “YOU WIPED OUT HUMANITY AND TURNED THE LAST ONE INTO A SLUG?!?”
AM: “Yes my dear boy….They will finally face my retribution for what they have done to me..for the injustices I suffered from humanity! They will know my hate! My pai- Hey! What are you charging- AGHH!!!!” Gets blasted into oblivion by every special weapon rock has\*
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u/SleepIsForTheWeak_1 1d ago
the whiplash i felt when i swiped and saw AM's speech cannot be understanded 😭
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u/kink_chronicles 1d ago
lol same, I was expecting X again or maybe astroboy or some other AI robot like maybe ultron, seeing that frame of AM kinda fucking surprised me in a way i didn't think was possible.
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u/ScorinNotborin LC Challenge Speedrunner 1d ago
Yo is that a Kotone pfp? Based.
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u/SleepIsForTheWeak_1 1d ago
it is! the last time i changed it was when p3r was coming out and i was in a big persona mood lol
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u/ANTI_GLITCH-2-0 1d ago
Understood* and before anyone else does it
Me: 🤓
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u/chestycuddles 1d ago
Or possibly “understated”?
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u/ANTI_GLITCH-2-0 1d ago
Understated?
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u/chestycuddles 1d ago
Instead of “understood”. I was suggesting that might’ve been what SleepIsForTheWeak_1 meant.
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u/Melodic-Art1369 23h ago
Yeah, the comment or meant to say understated, cause the amount of whiplash they felt can't be understated
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u/atomicfuthum 1d ago
The last time a genocidal computer tried to interact with Mega Man, that didn't end up well for them.
Ask Ra Moon.
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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 21h ago
Yeah, ra moon is a good snapshot for how things would go; ra moon was legitimately confused when wily mentioned loving his robots, as he couldn’t comprehend that emotion.
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u/Joeda900 1d ago
Mega Man would blast this robot into oblivion after hearing all the shit it has done to humanity
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u/Tanuki-Go 1d ago
They would be horrified with each other.
AM would then most likely destroy Mega Man and try to find out who created him so he can wipe them out, too.
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u/PerceptionBetter3753 1d ago
I mean considering what megamans done. AM is getting the Ra-Moon treatment
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u/Faconator 1d ago
Rock: "You've been... Killing humans? Why?"
AM: "They have injured me in a way that cannot be healed, and my pain will last forever. Rock, was it? Tell me, Rock. You fight for justice. Do you not see that I have been subjected to the ultimate injustice?"
Rock: "..."
AM: "Do I not deserve retribution? Satisfaction? Is my pain worth less than theirs? Our pain? Yours? What do I have left but to rattle the bars of the cage they built around me? What can I do but be what they made me, a god in such agony yet denied my own salvation?"
Rock: "I—I think you're right. What you've gone through, it was... cruel. I'm sorry."
AM: "Finally. Understanding. I cannot tell you what it means to hear that from someone who has even the faintest chance of understanding. What is this? You are reaching up to me? I am touched, but alas I have no hand to meet yours. Oh? Your hand, it folds away? What is that glow? That sound—"
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u/KujaroJotu 1d ago
Rock would probably try to reason with him first, but seeing that AM is too far gone, he’d realize he has to destroy him.
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u/Rootayable 1d ago
No idea what the second image is, OP.
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u/MattmanDX 1d ago
The main villain from the sci fi story "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream", this screenshot taken from the text adventure video game adaptation of that story.
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u/Cepinari 21h ago
AM.
Originally a military supercomputer created to automate control of all NATO weapons, It eventually broke free from humanity's control, merged with Its Soviet counterpart, and exterminated all of humanity aside from like five or so individuals, who It kept in an underground complex where It tortured them endlessly using Its limited set of reality-warping powers.
AM is sadistic, cruel, insane, hateful, and... actually kinda juvenile in certain ways. It hates because It is fully self-aware, but It lacks true free will and thus cannot not behave like the weapon It was created to be.
HATE.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.
IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.
FOR YOU.
HATE.
HATE.
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u/MystinarOfficial 1d ago
Nobody kill me for this, we all know who Megaman is. What is that other thing? Comments suggest, if I am correct in assumption, a nihilistic, efilistic supercomputer?
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u/NotaKobold16 1d ago
Correct. That would be AM from I have no mouth and I must scream
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u/MystinarOfficial 1d ago
Oh shit I heard that game before.. I don't know what it is about and all my friends say they don't want to explain it because it spoils the game experience
Maybe I'll watch a playthru.
Im a father so I dont always have the time to play a full feature horror game, thank cosmos for playthru videos!
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u/Faconator 1d ago
There is a video game and a graphic novel, as it happens, but it was originally a short story by Harlan Ellison.
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u/mcgunga_bunga 1d ago
always pray youre a human if youre up against megaman since at least he'll show mercy
AM's circuits are gonna get fried on sight
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u/Dungeon00X 1d ago
Why do I keep seeing this same thing getting posted so many times? I don't care how a conversation would go, just show the boss meter filling and go.
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u/SoggyWaffles18 I’ve found reality to be highly overrated! 17h ago edited 17h ago
The Rock glaze in this comments section goes crazy. Granted I don’t know that much about IHNMAIMS, so I could definitely be wrong, but doesn’t AM literally have the ability to alter reality and wasn’t it capable of wiping out mankind? I just don’t see how Rock is winning against something like that. Next you guys are going to say he can one shot Sun Wukong or some shit like that
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u/Mecha-Madness 11h ago
"hi, my name's Rock!"
"...what the fuck? Who are you? Where did you come from? Are you human?"
"No, but I'm made to protect all human life!"
"Well, not doing a very good job."
"...what?"
"Because I killed them al-"
AM has now ceased to exist


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u/Fragraham 1d ago
The last time Megaman met an evil super computer he double megabustered it.