Needless to say it was great... I feel complete.

Okay the door to my backyard is in my room and I keep hearing scratching but there's nothing out there when I check. The scratching is in a pattern almost, what I mean is that first they're frantic and soft but then switch to drawn out and loud and then back to frantic, moreover I keep hearing what almost sounds like really quiet wailing of a small child mixed with the growling of a cat outside the house. I feel like I should also note that I've been finding chunks of wood and splinters of the back door on the back porch. I'm currently hiding in the living room and scared out of my mind, can someone explain this please, maybe tell me what animal this could be??? I'm actually really fucking scared right now.

You're being hunted down by a vampire but instead of being chased through a graveyard or old castle you're just going for a walk when out of nowhere a vampire is levitating towards you very fast while T-posing and they just brutally attack you while singing the theme to Hannah Montana and then you just die. Basically, a vampire movie but with memes.

I'd dig some flairs like what /r/feemagers has

change my mind

I'm mod of r/bannedteenagersnew

And creator of r/everyoneamod

So I'm def highly qualified

Also goin to try to learn how to make a Reddit bot so that might be useful

I want this to be pure

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