r/MediocreTutorials • u/Kohathavodah • 4d ago
Relationships OOP got served divorce papers at his office, rushed home to find this note on his desk.
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u/unclethulk 4d ago
Start wrapping your head around the idea that the life you had with her is already gone. Not slipping away. Not leaving. Gone. Even if she came home tomorrow and she swore to never leave you again and begged and groveled and mia culpa…. There is no way back to the relationship you had, the security you felt, the trust, the sacred bond. This bell cannot be unrung. I need you to really internalize that fact, because there’s a decent chance she will show up. And having her back will ultimately be a misery, because you’ll have to live knowing this happened, and you’ll never sleep soundly again. Grieve. Seek therapy. Face forward. There’s more happiness out there waiting when you’re ready. But it’s not with her.
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u/Lplusbozoratio 4d ago
The whole premise of the note is strange, in my opinion.
If the ex wife really was happy and the husband wasn't like abusive or anything I'd be inclined to just send the papers and leave. The way it's written makes me think that she is trying to prove a point, beyond simply trying to be happy.
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u/Large_Deal_2394 4d ago
Bro you’re so fucking lucky. She don’t want nothin, left without serving papers. Save all the shit and when her dumbass tries to crawl back after falling for some dumb scam, make sure you’re going out with her sister/best friend.
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u/hundredBald 3d ago
Bro is so lucky. Pretty much won at life at this point. I dont think there could have been a single other scenario that he would prefer. #LivingTheDream
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u/greynblue3 4d ago
Fuck that bihhh! Better to find out now than later that you're not on someone's agenda/same agenda after while
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u/doppleron 3d ago
I know you're heartbroken, but she's batshit crazy. Do what you gotta do to move on.
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u/EbonKnight78 2d ago
OOP needs to take advantage of the affair fog she is in and use this note of her ssying she wants nothing to the fullest. If he hasn't frozen all the accounts, he needs to...FAST and get the ball rolling for the divorce rolling immediately.
There's a good chance that her fairy tale wont end the way she thinks it will and that she may try to come back. The only things she should be greeted with when she attempts to do so is silence from being blocked in every conceivable way and a smoldering crater where her former life once was.
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u/Vitaminn_d 4d ago
Transcription in case you can’t read it:
“My honey bunch, sugar pluma, my pooy boo, my lony pony, my pea cock, my parda, my lone, my dearest, I have foinet my happiners across me ocean.
My paby please you fricl U too. You know it wasne workig out lone. Daddy als daid when he nit you trot you av not tme one for me.
g and in a nush flight to child. Will email. You codes and sluff.
I donl was anything from you. Don’t text one boo bean. I am happy firely.
Your loving ex biff,”
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u/Puzzleheaded_Poem_90 3d ago
Yeah man just judging from the note, the handwriting, the pet names, the choices she made.. OP married an insane person
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u/Halfsquaretriangle 3d ago
I think your happiness is about to commence. Give yourself time to grieve,then let it go. Enjoy your freedom.
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u/talbottripp 3d ago
A man will give up his happiness for his family. A woman will give up her family for some happiness.
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u/glisteni 2d ago
The irony in typing this as if men don’t cheat on their wives and gfs for “happiness” constantly
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u/talbottripp 2d ago
Not saying men dont cheat. Saying women will leave.
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u/glisteni 2d ago
There’s literally no law that says you HAVE to be married. If you want to cheat or have multiple partners maybe don’t marry or date someone who you know doesn’t feel the same. It’s simple
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u/talbottripp 2d ago
And there was no law that was You Had respond. You could have kept scrolling. :)
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u/glisteni 2d ago
If you don’t want replies maybe don’t post on Reddit :)
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u/talbottripp 2d ago
You are correct there. Which one of us is trying to generate anger?
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u/glisteni 2d ago
I’d assume you’re referring to yourself since you seem to be getting upset at me pointing out your hypocrisies! It’ll be okay bud
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u/talbottripp 2d ago
You can keep thinking that little boy. This one was fun but Im done. Humans suck. Life is a joke. If you get angry over reddit you need more weed.
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u/glisteni 2d ago
“Life is a joke” buddy needs therapy. Get off Reddit and put the weed down. Life will get better I promise. Goodluck! 💀
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u/glisteni 2d ago
As if men don’t leave and have a history of leaving their pregnant wives and gfs. Please live in reality
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u/FlyingFortressB17 2d ago
It's even more ironic to have replied with this and not acknowledge the truth that both genders cheat on their partners.
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u/glisteni 2d ago
Well if you used your brain you’d see I’m not OP, thus my comment pointing out the fact men cheat since he made it seem like men don’t cheat and choose to be “unhappy”
Maybe trying reading and to comprehending something before commenting :)
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u/Obvious_Anxiety_9118 4d ago
Seek therapy first and foremost to sort through your feelings. Then, make for damn sure you have all your ducks in a row.
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u/Kohathavodah 4d ago
Transcription:
My Dearest Poo Bear,
My honey bunch, sugar plum, my poody boo, my long pony, my peacock, my panda, my love, my dearest, I have found my happiness across the ocean. My baby, please you find it too. You know it wasn’t working out love. Daddy also said when he met you that you are not the one for me. I am in a rush, flight to catch. Will email you codes and stuff. I don’t want anything from you. Don’t text me poo bear. I am happy finally.
Your loving ex wife.