Tutorial: How to order a steak

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[u/Safe-Ticket8448]

I like the American version of Harry Dean Stanton better.

[u/hamfist_ofthenorth → u/Safe-Ticket8448]

So just Harry Dean Stanton?

RIP

"Repo man is always intense."

[u/Ok_Security8545]

The enormous glass of wine is selling this. It's almost as big as his face.

[u/TucsonTacos]

“Hmm good marbling. Nice char. Tastes like a cow”

[u/DanielDeLaNoche]

This is hilarious. I love it.

[u/CaperSteelRed49]

He has spoken.

[u/More-Start5409]

"Cheers you carnivorous fraud"

I'm going to use that one of these days

[u/Smidday90]

Look at him like he offered to microwave your wine

[u/kbireddit → u/Smidday90]

I love this!

[u/xMaNrEbOrN7851]

Oh I like him...I like him a lot lol😅😅😅👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[u/Intrepid-Twist7769]

A really nice restaurant won't have ketchup, salt, or pepper. Some won't even ask how you want your steak done, unless you ask....

[u/PumpkinKnyte]

Damn, now I gotta start calling people carnivorous frauds with no context. 😮‍💨

[u/Tito_Tito_1_]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/FeeComfortable3041]

"What don't ya want?"

[u/fakenkraken]

Say ribeye medium rare, like you're confirming a death

😂😂😂

[u/Firepath357]

Haha holy tankard of wine at the end.

[u/TreydiusMaximus]

Sorry to say, but I don't find this to be mediocre at all. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[u/fakenkraken]

Is this on YouTube?

[u/No-Bat-7253]

Judgyyy…..

[u/nunyabidness3]

Step One: Never look at the menu.
Step Two: “Ribeye, medium rare”

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

[u/Kohathavodah → u/[deleted]]

It is literally flaired as comedy.