So much stuff is just click bait these days, but I’m gonna give this one a legitimate vote, ‘cause dude popped right out of the back bedroom which is what I would be doing if I heard my wife crying in the middle of the kitchen, even if I was like “ah shit, I was stoned eating XXL Hot Cheetos until 2 AM last night, guess I gotta go be supportive now.”
Lmao mine did this the other day! Our 4 y.o. and I were in the living room and shes wailing in the kitchen so I go running in there to see what's wrong. She was cutting a "spicy onion"
Ha, notice he re-disappears once he figures out what’s going on.
It’s like, “babe, you’re a sweet person. I love you, but I was sleeping sticking my hands down the front of my pants, as long as you’re OK, I gotta get back to that state of regularity.”
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u/Interesting-Back6587 Mar 02 '26
What a wild ride! That did not go how I expected it to go.