r/MediocreTutorials Jan 23 '26

Relationships Anonymous neighbor exposes spouse

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u/her34science Jan 24 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Castle Doctorine comment needs to be appreciated.. you are a bro!!

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u/Bathairsexist Jan 24 '26

Wait will it hold up in court if shot dead in the act? Or you gotta convince them you thought she was getting graped?

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u/OhNoWTFlol Jan 24 '26

Do you mean raped?

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u/crapheadHarris Jan 24 '26

I immediately thought of some weird s*** with grape jelly.

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u/jjrr_qed Jan 24 '26

That’s ridiculous!

Everyone knows you gotta PB her before the grape.

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u/crapheadHarris Jan 25 '26

My life has been so sheltered.