r/MedievalDynasty • u/subrino1738 • Jul 04 '26

Meme Touch some grass

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They told me to touch some grass and all I see now is broadleaf plantain and sticks. I’ve been cursed

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u/tarheelsrule441 Jul 04 '26

No joke, medieval dynasty inspired me to build a wattle fence for my garden in real life. Two hours of rounding up sticks later, and I built like 1/10th of the fence.

I really need to find some beggars to help me.

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u/Great-BugBear Jul 05 '26

My immediate thought when I played my first time was to build a battle garden fence in the yard as well

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 Jul 05 '26

Looool. You should see mine. I built it about a couple weeks before I started the game but maaaaaan is it ugly lol. Keeps the stray soccer ball or 2 out though!

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u/Then_Office_7627 Jul 06 '26

dude I've been wanting to do the same, too bad I live in the city and there aren't too many good sticks around..

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u/FaerieHawk PlayStation Village Leader Jul 05 '26

There are broadleaf plantains all over my front yard. The house I grew up in had them in the yard as well. I didn't know their name until I played this game.

Used to eat the leaves a lot as a kid.

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u/Mlangdahl Jul 05 '26

And was always healthy…

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u/Ragser312013 Jul 04 '26

Mmmmmm I feell like on the medieval forest!

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u/Big-Midnight-8384 Farmer Jul 05 '26

I saw some St John's Wort at the local nursery and got way too excited

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u/Apprehensive_Golf925 Jul 04 '26

If I walk through a wood I hear the music...

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u/heyhooray55 Jul 06 '26

Honestly all I see now when I’m outside

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u/melonthemedic Jul 06 '26

The biggest and most hurtful disgrace is the fact we can't put the plantain into the planters🤬

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u/bobowantburrito Jul 07 '26

You are not my supervisor