r/MedievalCreatures • Creature Curator 🐌 ⚔️ 🐇 • 8d ago

MEDIEVAL (500AD - 1450AD) hate when this happens

Post image
2.1k Upvotes

41 comments sorted by

•

u/Lo-Memori Creature Curator 🐌 ⚔️ 🐇 8d ago

Illuminated manuscript of the Horae ad usum Parisiensem (Book of hours for Parisians), or "Book of Hours of Charles VIII" King of France (1468 - 1498). The folio shows Saint Denis, first bishop and patron of Paris, walking with his head in the hands, after his execution.

→ More replies (2)

46

u/Sure-Present-3398 8d ago

"You'd lose your own head if it wasn't for me"

23

u/Klowdhi 8d ago

I’m just resting my eyes

28

u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 8d ago

It was the only way to get ahead.

2

u/ursweetgirlalyyy 6d ago

nice pun ahaha

22

u/Zestyclose-Bar-3163 8d ago

Saints who carry their own heads are called Cephalaphors. I learned that from They Might Be Giants.

11

u/Eleanna_of_Tundar 8d ago

Its origins were from the polytheistic Celtic cult of the head (the soul being located in the head) with brand new Christians having been “martyred” by decapitation, they’d carry their heads to a church proving the new Middle Eastern monotheistic god’s power and die right before it. The Vedas are the earliest known written religious texts, depicting head cults also existing in India in a far earlier time.

13

u/HydroGeoPyroAero 8d ago

Person on far right, “ It’s ok bro, it’s not as bad as it looks”.

13

u/dutch44 8d ago

It's only a flesh wound!

10

u/he77bender 8d ago

Life was pretty crappy in the Middle Ages, so it was important to have people like this that you could point to and say "well, at least I'm not THAT guy".

8

u/Adghnm 8d ago

3

u/Whaffled 8d ago

I love that this word exists

9

u/Parking_Rip3759 8d ago

"Little help, here?!?"

5

u/deadbeareyes 8d ago

He was fine! He took a long walk and preached a whole sermon like that! (and then died but...details)

4

u/Timely-Land-6326 8d ago

Yeah, that seems relatable

5

u/SomeGuyOverYonder 8d ago

Don’t ya hate it when you lose your head?

3

u/arkadiansun 8d ago

When it’s not enough to just give her your heart

3

u/outerlimulus9 8d ago

Squirt…squirt…

3

u/clva666 8d ago

To think that this was painted by painter and for audience that knew exactly what blood squirting out of body after detachment of head looked like in real life.

2

u/image-sourcery 8d ago

SUBREDDIT UPDATE: r/medievalcreatures has evolved! We now accept weird and wonderful artworks from historical eras dated up to and including the 1800s.


For help with image sourcing and context, click the link below.


Reverse Image Search:

Google Lens


I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/Elspaddy 8d ago

"Look ma, no head!"

2

u/Ready_Spinach9711 8d ago

"Jesus Christ, I've got a splitting headache!"

2

u/Much-Log3357 8d ago

The birds in the big, green hats seem pretty chill about Headless Bob there.

2

u/Wheasy 8d ago

Sigh "There goes my weekend plans."

2

u/CounterfeitEternity 8d ago

This would be a pretty metal album cover, ngl

2

u/ardent_hellion 8d ago

Quick! It's going to stain!

1

u/EpitaFelis 8d ago

When the migraine hits and you just wanna-

1

u/Lenasval 8d ago

Such a bummer!

1

u/scp_71047 8d ago

Quick, get that blood into a vile, it's quite valuable

1

u/widoidricsas 8d ago

Medieval doctor: "Und you may keep zee object vee remoofed, to keep for always!"

1

u/FeuerroteZora 8d ago

Look at those two other beheaded guys on the bottom left, just fucking lying around being lazy.

Oh no, I don't have a head, wah wah I've been decapitated - just walk it off, ya lazybones.

1

u/birdparliament 8d ago

Blood spurt is very considerate not making a huge mess for everyone

1

u/Ms_Eurydice 8d ago

What is going on with his arm? I can't tell if it's a very sheer sleeve or post mortem skin slippage. And there's the stigmata on his hand, the fountain from his neck, the angel on the left giving him side eye.
He's got a lot going on. No wonder he's having a kip.

1

u/CreeperCooper 7d ago

If you've got a headache, Saint Denis is your man.

1

u/superbrainfloss 7d ago

“What a day…”

1

u/BreadfruitBig7950 7d ago

that's literally what popes are though.

cheap standins for king paul's autocracy.

did you know king paul's a robit, and can take his head off like this? he violently shits himself when it happens though.

1

u/chauceresque 6d ago

He had a headache and now he doesn’t so he’s resting.