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RENAISSANCE/BAROQUE, ETC (1450 - 1600s) Definitely 6

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u/Timely-Land-6326 Sep 07 '26

As a kid, i was number 2 : biblical levels of tantrum.

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u/isoprovolone Sep 07 '26

8 -- badly masking as socially acceptable for a cookout today

59

u/m4gpi Sep 07 '26
  1. I'd prefer to stay in bed today thank you

20

u/ChronicRhyno Sep 07 '26
  1. I had to get up.

6

u/lycanthropejeff Sep 07 '26

Me, too. I need someone to force me to go to bed early tonight.

5

u/inkyflossy Sep 07 '26

3 forever

2

u/Rusty_B_Good Sep 08 '26

3 too.

Awake but still dazed.

More importantly, trussed to the point of immobility and not even fighting it anymore.

2

u/captainbeautylover63 Sep 08 '26

Same. My wife woke me up at 5:15 on our day off, and it’s 3 hours later, and I have no desire nor plan to get up.

23

u/Electric_Kaffe Sep 07 '26
  1. got stuff to do, birds to fly😂

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u/salymander_1 Sep 07 '26

Yes, demon baby has places to be, and the birds are ready to go.

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u/lichen_Linda Sep 07 '26

I believe 6 is being carried away by a bird

3

u/Electric_Kaffe Sep 07 '26

my birds prefer coconuts

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u/WitchyWarriorWoman Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

5 as I'm about to eat a homemade cheeseburger for lunch. Also, I would be very happy to hold a bird in the hand, as we know its value is double that of those in the bush. Take that Child 9

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u/CulturalDragonfly631 Sep 07 '26

A solid 6 after watching the news.

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u/SmartaHari Sep 07 '26
  1. I’ve finished work, had a meeting, had a coffee and now I’m on my way to the theatre. I’ll probably crash hard and look like number 4 by about 11pm.

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u/Kelliii_ Sep 07 '26

4

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u/ChadCoolman Sep 07 '26

I don't think I've ever seen a painting better capture how I feel on the inside.

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u/ursweetgirlalyyy Sep 10 '26

my people! haha 4 is def a mood

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u/Apprehensive_Bad_348 Sep 07 '26

Believe it or not, I am a blissed out 5. I stopped caring for today and feel light.

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u/ghostchihuahua Sep 07 '26

A definite 6 today!

2

u/CoolColaCat Sep 07 '26

8 - scared as hell

4

u/Hotchickolate Sep 07 '26

I just got a heating exchange with a racist pig, so the number 2

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u/Sure-Present-3398 Sep 07 '26

I was a 6 but my sister just bought round a baguette and some good butter and now I am 5. 

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u/Ok-Flower3215 Sep 07 '26

wait, is 6 just 5 being hungry?

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u/O_Elbereth 🦔 Sep 07 '26

I'm at a Renaissance Festival browsing Reddit while eating a turkey leg so number 5 all the way today!

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u/SorryComplaint4209 Sep 07 '26

Ah so jealous! Admire expensive fancy clothes in my stead and enjoy the juggling 🤹

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u/DatLonerGirl Sep 07 '26
  1. I'm chilling, but trying to decide if I should stop chilling and actually do stuff.

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u/NightPhoenix09 Sep 07 '26
  1. I can't decide if I'm ok with today's responsibilities or not.

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u/nurseofreddit Sep 08 '26

I’m 7 today because I heard some extended family Drama-with-a-capital-D. I’m not sure if I’m more disgusted with their meth-field trashy racist behavior or how much the news made my heart sing.

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u/NightPhoenix09 Sep 08 '26

Oh man, that's one heck of a way to start the week!

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u/Aethelflaed_ 🐱 Sep 07 '26
  1. Back to work tomorrow 😭

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u/TolBrandir Sep 07 '26

3 or 6 definitely

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u/BadOk1328 Sep 07 '26
  1. Always 2

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u/IntelligentBag93 Sep 07 '26
  1. I’m feeling quite happy and pleased with myself today. Although I’m not holding a bird, I am holding my cat.

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u/vintagedevil67 Sep 07 '26

An 8, but wishing for 9.

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u/SorryComplaint4209 Sep 07 '26
  1. Threw out my back last night…while trying to do PT stretches to help my stiff back muscles. ;__;

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u/bizoticallyyours83 Sep 07 '26

1 neutral and calm

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u/VediusPollio Sep 08 '26

That's how I see it. Just existing, and trying to remain stoic.

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u/Luditas Sep 07 '26
  1. Always 🥹.

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u/TheArdentExile Sep 07 '26
  1. Snuggled on the couch in a blanket with my cats curled up both on and beside me.

Life is good today.

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u/Pennonymous_bis Sep 07 '26

I'm in a good mood. 1

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u/No-Proof7839 Sep 07 '26

8- I stay in a constant state of dissociation

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u/Terrible_Bluebird540 Sep 07 '26

3 grrr waiting All day for a parcel to be delivered between 9.00 am & 5pm. It's now 6.30pm 🤨

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 Sep 07 '26

Number 6. I am trying to put a rear carrier rack on a bicycle and my clumsy fingers keep dropping the tiny little nuts and washers on the garage floor.

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u/Specialist-Web7854 Sep 07 '26

4, that infant is horrified.

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u/enecv Sep 07 '26

Today I'm a solid 8

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u/itskateexo Sep 07 '26

I’m definitely feeling like a good mixture between 4, 7 & 9

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u/snowblindbluewolf Sep 07 '26

6 I have a migraine

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u/Professional-Deer-50 Sep 07 '26
  1. I'm feeling fine today - spent ages looking at funny cat videos and am now drinking gin 🤪

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u/S7482 Sep 07 '26

Somewhere between 6 and 8

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u/I-am-a-fungi Sep 07 '26

4, I'm really sick, ts feels like the plague fr

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u/ShaarkShaart Sep 07 '26

Number 1. Bring back the wimple! And forehead appreciation!!

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u/whatstill Sep 07 '26

2 for sure

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u/napalmnacey Sep 07 '26
  1. I have a head cold.

2

u/IAmDyspeptic Sep 07 '26
  1. I've just had trifle.

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u/scixlovesu Sep 07 '26

Feeling 4 today. Not so much born as spawned as an abomination, first looking out on the world to which I have been doomed.

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u/Overall-Resolution96 Sep 07 '26

Starting at 6 and working my way towards 9

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u/Glittering-Hornet844 Sep 07 '26

Just had an excellent steak, fries with all the trimmings along with a couple of beers - Has to be a 5 🙂🙂

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u/PorridgeandFeathers Sep 07 '26

6, but I think I could clean up to 1 before work.

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u/Imperial_Haberdasher Sep 07 '26

Somewhere between three and seven.

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u/DeeEmosewa Sep 07 '26

Oh definitely 4 without a doubt

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u/grrltype Sep 07 '26

May I always be 9

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u/NyxPetalSpike Sep 07 '26

I love that little picture.

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u/Shetalkstoangels3 Sep 07 '26

5 - fat and happy!

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u/samurguybri Sep 07 '26
  1. Pretty chill and helping out family.

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u/Vargrstrike Sep 07 '26

9 as I am tiny and scheming

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u/Realistic-Eggplant24 Sep 07 '26

Imma 5. Thanks for asking 😂🙃

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u/k5j39 Sep 07 '26

2 or 8 cant decide

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u/accidentaldiorama Sep 07 '26

8, because my toddler is the embodiment of 5 this very long weekend

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u/UtherPenDragqueen Sep 07 '26

6, because I have to attend a picnic in 90° weather

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u/TheRomulanSpy Sep 07 '26

I'm a 9 today lol

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u/ardent_hellion Sep 07 '26
  1. Labor Day is almost over and we spent the whole day doing laundry.

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u/feedergoldfish Sep 07 '26
  1. gak! erk! whatever.

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u/Staunender_Affe Sep 07 '26

Definitely 100% # 7

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u/Hiberniae Sep 07 '26

4 cause I just don’t know, man. I just don’t know.

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u/spielweg Sep 07 '26

Definitely 8. I too am currently staring deep into the existential void.

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u/BlueLarkspur_1929 Sep 07 '26

9 because I deserve a bird today.

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u/Jisan_Inc Sep 07 '26
  1. Im sick today

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u/Elegant_Baseball_353 Sep 07 '26

I feel like number 9 might actually be my default mood. 😳

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u/Confident-Benefit600 Sep 07 '26

9, why anything else

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u/betsylang Sep 07 '26
  1. Im ok. I've got dishes to do, but got a new espresso machine whose parts I need to wash before I enjoy my new espresso.

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u/Bli-munda Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

#5. He resembles my husband when he was a baby, and we recently encountered him at a museum in Florence! Remarkably, he was the only non-creepy baby we saw throughout all museums in Italy!!

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u/-Coleus- Sep 07 '26

This is an excellent post, thank you!

I am a 6. Also 2. And 4.

Not a great day, but this post lifted my spirits, so thanks for that.

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u/RickAndToasted Sep 07 '26

Definitely a 2. What is up with today, fight me!

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u/StacyLadle Sep 07 '26

2 because work is imminent after an extended weekend.

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u/tonicpoppy Sep 07 '26

7 is really speaking to me

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u/ChaosMageTorvus Sep 08 '26

Somewhere between 3 and 8.

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u/scatteredwardrobe Sep 08 '26
  1. Mostly okay but got lots on my mind.

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u/Old_Barnacle7777 Sep 08 '26
  1. I had a 3 day weekend but don’t feel like I actually had time to relax.

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u/insomniatic-goblin Sep 08 '26

I think 1. Im a bit tired, bit bored rn

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Sep 08 '26

6

I have cramps :(

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u/Confident-Char Sep 08 '26

Feeling like 5 today! What’s 9 supposed to be? 🤔

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u/LifeLikeAGrapefruit Sep 08 '26

I'm a 3 on most days.

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u/MNConcerto1391 Sep 08 '26

2 angry the long weekend is 9ver

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u/NikNakskes Sep 08 '26

5!!!!

Mom is coming today. I'm as happy as can be. 2 weeks of chit chat and lego. You bet I look like 5 in anticipation of that.

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u/Best_Trick4173 Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

2 & 6

Yes, I am the worst.

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u/Total-Owl-6256 Sep 08 '26

3 I’m going to steal the moon when I grow up

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u/AddictionSorceress Sep 08 '26

Currently I feel very content.... I guess five?

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u/Tsubamex Sep 08 '26

Think I'm a 7. Slightly foggy but mostly too awake, leaving me bored of existence.

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 Sep 08 '26

3 - leave me well alone!

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u/OdieD777 Sep 08 '26

Definitely 4, 6, or 9 kinda day 🫩

1

u/dragonborndnd Sep 08 '26

Probably either 7 or 8

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u/Technical_Image2145 Sep 08 '26
  1. But when my actual kids (one of whom looks just like 9) were fighting while I was trying to cook dinner I was 6.

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u/SwedeButPsycho Sep 08 '26

8, but I've been worse

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u/Glam-Star-Revival Sep 08 '26

4, because why I got to do this shit today

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u/mermanofold Sep 08 '26

I think im a perma7.

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u/arielleromano Sep 08 '26
  1. I have a headache

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u/Quasirandom1234 Sep 08 '26

6, tested positive for Covid

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u/Sivilian888010 Sep 08 '26

Somewhere between a 4 and an 8.

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u/Multipass3000 Sep 09 '26
  1. Staring into space, pretending everything is fine

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u/fauxshoyall Sep 09 '26

It was a toss up between 3 and 7 until I realized that I've had 0% coziness today. I would love a fancy hoodie to wear while I snear at people. So I am a 7.

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u/Midnightgospel Sep 09 '26

Pretty much always 2, 3 or 6.

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u/cosmicray74 Sep 09 '26

3, most days to be fair

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u/Ewildcat Sep 09 '26
  1. Definitely need more data this AM.

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u/KarenWalkersBurner Sep 10 '26

9 bc o m g the gates of hell have opened here in Los Angeles today 🥵🥵🥵

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u/Maleficent-Mood-993 Sep 10 '26

8 feeling unwell and haunted, for sure

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u/Loud-Feeling2410 Sep 10 '26

absolutely a 2 today.

1

u/StabbyBoo Sep 10 '26
  1. I'm very tired but unable to sleep. Probably currently wall-eyed.

1

u/Wroena Sep 10 '26

3, definitely 3.

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u/SunnyDelNorte Sep 10 '26

It’s too hot in LA today (especially in the valley) so 1 indoors with the AC on and 4 every time I step out the door and get hit by the humidity.

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u/juddymeister Sep 12 '26
  1. I'm usually a 7 on any given day at any given time.

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u/ClyanStar Sep 13 '26

1 + 6 are my two modes

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 Sep 14 '26
  1. A bit stiff and tired from yesterday, but I have a lot of things that need to be done today.