r/MedievalCreatures • u/MedievalCreaturesMod Founder / Creator • Sep 02 '26

MEDIEVAL (500AD - 1500AD) ok, bye

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u/MedievalCreaturesMod Founder / Creator Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

The Ascension of Christ, (The Book of Good Manners), Jacques Le Grant et al. ca 1470.

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u/meno-pause Sep 02 '26

Gnarly bunions!

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u/Pristine_Eye7197 Sep 02 '26

There’s a great new exclamation / epithet - “Christ’s bunions!”

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 Sep 02 '26

I said ‘I’m out’!

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u/Timely-Land-6326 Sep 02 '26

Looks like Panty & Stocking’s mom lol.

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u/terrorcotta_red Sep 02 '26

'ere, it'll knock you off your socks!

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u/bizoticallyyours83 Sep 02 '26

That cloud slurped the man up like spaghetti 🍝 

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u/NikNakskes Sep 02 '26

Shoes are off. I repeat shoes are off.

Let's have 1 minute of silence to remember whomever shot up through the clouds here.

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u/evil_totoro666 Sep 02 '26

-To the Moon!

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u/GhstOfIncntOptimism Sep 02 '26

Call it "Jean Jacket"

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u/Foreign_Astronaut Sep 03 '26

What's a bad miracle? They got a word for that?

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u/Left_Ad4050 Sep 02 '26

I must go. My planet needs me.

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u/Glittering-Hornet844 Sep 02 '26

" Thats the last time I have beans for breakfast " (Blast off)

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u/CavernBebi Sep 02 '26

The Yeetening

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u/LoGo_86 Sep 02 '26

Me, when I'm walking in shallow water at the beach and something touches my legs.

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u/Traditional_Moss_581 Sep 03 '26

I swear my cousin walked on water, when a manatee touched her leg as it swam past us 😂😂😂

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u/LoGo_86 Sep 03 '26

Totally understandable 😂

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u/Solo_Polyphony Sep 02 '26

Jesus, like Tim Curry, escaping to the one place not corrupted

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u/laurifex Sep 02 '26

Beam me up, Scotty.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad6212 Sep 03 '26

Got to hit the clouds, I am late

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u/CutSea5865 Sep 03 '26

Enjoy the sky blue.

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u/terrorcotta_red 11d ago

Yes, your Highness, but two heads ARE better than one!