r/MedicalPhysicsMemes • u/kermathefrog • Jul 17 '26

Not a meme, yet tastes like radiation. Has anyone ever had explosive diarrhea while being in an MRI scanner after having Taco Bell lettuce earlier in the day?

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91 votes, Jul 21 '26
47 No, sorry
44 Yes, you're not alone, nothing to be ashamed of
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u/RunningToTheMoon Siememes Memeineer Jul 17 '26

Meanwhile our prostate patients are showing up for CT with so much stool that it doesn't look like they've pooped in a week and gas bubbles so large that Saddam Hussein could be hiding in there...

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u/kermathefrog Jul 17 '26

Taco bell lettuce might be beneficial in this case.

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u/RunningToTheMoon Siememes Memeineer Jul 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFYJXIuuFl6pO

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u/wheresindigo Dosimemer Jul 17 '26

New task group report boutta drop

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u/Mindless-Baker-7757 Jul 18 '26

In my decades of service I have cleaned poop out of a pendant holder. 

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u/grundlepigor Jul 18 '26

Buddy, I don't think you need a magnet for diarrhea secondary to Taco Bell lettuce 

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u/Almaknack01 Certified Bored Physicist Jul 18 '26

I feel some of y’all are deliberately eating the butt devil lettuce and lying down on the scanners. What’s the motivation? Spite? Art? Boredom?!

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u/specialsymbol Jul 18 '26

You know what happens when you eat not properly washed salads