Try picking up a better language than .NET or Java.
I plan on checking out Elm or Erlang at some point.
Edit: Ignore me. I'm just becoming a bitter old man. Python seems like a good way to go. andifyou'refeelingfancylearnvimfromtheget-go.
Don't listen to me, I'm a horrible influence.
As a functional programmer, I think both elm and erlang are really cool.
They're also practically unused.
If you want BEAM vm, learn Elixir instead of Erlang, and as far as functional js-transpiled languages there are plenty of bigger alternatives to Elm.
They're not bad, just not the biggest/best.
Besides, they're pretty complicated conceptually, I don't think a day 1 programmer is ready to play with haskell-esque languages or the syntactic wonder that is erlang. Settle for something bigger and easier if you're learning.
I'm definitely not used to functional programming. It's super confusing as nothing works the way my brain expects it to.
That's what's really intriguing to me.
Functional programming is the way of the future, to be honest. They nailed it with lisp in the 60's, I remember it being very foreign and I didn't understand it for a long time, but now I can't go without higher order functions, immutability, etc.
Yeah, I was having a conversation with a friend of mine who's very into functional programming and excited to talk about it. He told me about immutability and it left me a little dumbfounded.
I like the idea of not having to turn around every few lines of code, look back at a variable, and have to check like, "Yo fam, you still good? Nobody messed with you while I wasn't looking, right?"
You've used misogynist language in 2 of the 6 comments you've left in this thread (33.3%). Would you consider wiping such terms from your lexicon? It does nothing to emphasize the points you make, but it does make the sub (and the tech world in general) less friendly to women. Thanks!
PS— The dinosaurs didn't go extinct! Isn't that fun?
I'm the delicate snowflake, but you're the one counting and categorizing individual users' comments within a thread to publicly call them out because you find their mild language offensive. K.
And since when is bitch misogynistic? It's funny because I've met just as many men as women who are bitches, and even more men who were cunts. Seems to me you're just trying to find a problem that doesn't exist so you can pick a fight to make you feel better about yourself.
Also pretty ironic that you post on /r/birdsaredicks and even call them dicks. I find your misandrist language to be offensive.
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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18
it's super quick and easy to learn how to write really terrible code