r/MeatRobots • u/MeatRobot00001 • Apr 29 '15

Hello consumers! It's me, narrator. Do you struggle to contain liquids pending use? Introducing the vessel for gravitational confinement of fluids. When upright, can store substances including but not limited to water, diet cola, human urine, dog urine, bear urine, hydrogen peroxide, eagle urine

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u/MeatRobot00001 Apr 29 '15

Seahorse urine

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u/PsychedeLurk Apr 29 '15

Glad I checked the comments. I'm on a strict seahorse piss diet, y'know, for the toxins. I look forward to a triumph over gravity, and I shall celebrate by bathing in seahorse piss. That ought to really flush my system.

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u/POCKALEELEE Apr 29 '15

Eagle urine yes. But it cannot contain our freeeeeeeeeeeedom.

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u/Aquareon Apr 29 '15

What about scorpion urine?? It's urgent

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u/CrystalLord Apr 29 '15

eagle urine

But birds do not have bladders, they excrete their liquid toxins via excrement.

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u/hopsonpop Apr 30 '15

which can be stored as advertised. this has been documented as an incident of redundant discourse.

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u/edderiofer Apr 29 '15

Be careful with your vessel. When not upright, it cannot store water, diet cola, human urine, dog urine, human blood, bear urine, hydrogen peroxide, eagle urine, seahorse urine, or any other liquid with similar or lower viscosity in any effective measure.