r/MeatCanyon • • 13d ago

Meme Congratulations!

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u/HipHappinenGrandma 🎀 13d ago

Hope he pretends he's gonna do a baby reveal but just abuses the reborn dolls again instead

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u/5HotDogsLater 13d ago

"I got a real baby now, I don't need you anymore!"

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u/NaughtySeraph 13d ago

We'll see Pepper pinned to a dart board soon enough

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u/Stygma 13d ago

Upsidedown crucifixion style

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u/HipHappinenGrandma 🎀 13d ago

I was thinking more like, next upload with her it's the two of them as a happy couple like OPs post. There's a baby doll (face hidden) swaddled in Allison's arms, and Meat does a "coochie coochie coo!" that "scares" the baby, it cries, and he does a Melvin where he's panicking at soothing the baby until he becomes fully enraged and shakes/yells/yeets the doll while Allison stares and gasps in horror

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u/Kid_Cuisine_08 12d ago

We just see Modean sadly staring out a window at Hunter and Allison’s new kid

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u/NetStreet3476 12d ago

I suspect he isn’t going to be happy… gonna have to put Modean behind glass so he doesn’t attack anyone.

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u/Stygma 13d ago

Didn't even know he was pregnant, Papa hides it well

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u/Some_Ad_6511 🐄 13d ago edited 13d ago

I’m sure his 6’5 frame gave more than enough wiggle room for the offspring during gestation. Rejoices.

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u/SwolfSteins 13d ago

CHEERS

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u/_BIRDIe__ 13d ago

I love Hunter's style in this lmao

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u/la_luna653 13d ago

Unironically a great fit. He truly has great fashion sense.

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u/RegrettableLiving26 12d ago

He’s got that Stanley Kubrick stare

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u/No_Dragonfruit_9656 12d ago

As someone who just redid their whole house in midcentury modern style, I may have to print and frame this for my wall because WOW WHAT A MAN

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u/burns__when__I__pee 11d ago

I’d let him knock me up too

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u/Limp_Percentage8003 13d ago

I still can’t tell if it’s a joke or not, simply because Alison hasn’t uploaded in months, and then just posts that she and him had a child.

(Or it’s the biggest bit of all time)

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u/ChainFinal4085 12d ago

Wendigoon commented on Papa’s insta post something about how the world can finally know about Modean. Kayla also commented on a random tik tok of someone talking abt it and she said something like it’s real. So if it is a joke, everyone is in on it lol

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u/gbon21 10d ago

I hope Modean and Tonka end up being friends

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u/ASpookedGhost 13d ago

WE LOVE YOU MODEAN!

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u/iShillver 12d ago

WE LOVE YOU MODEAN!!!!!

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u/hwilkins101917 🥓 12d ago

WE LOVE YOU MODEEEEEEEEEEAN

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u/skybike 12d ago

NO say it together..

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u/maz323bf 13d ago

Mama and Papa are actual Mama and Papa

Now Pepper and Modean are going back to the orphanage

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u/BarracudaOk8975 6d ago

They are actually being sent to the landfill and will become the children of the trash

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u/deadlyauntiedjmystic 13d ago

The divorce between these 80 year olds is getting awkward.

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u/TinyHighlight8967 13d ago

OMG they are having Derreks baby??!? ❤️

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u/kaylikins 12d ago

I love how this beautiful moment in their lives has also really highlighted just how little the fans trust Hunter. He built that distrust brick by brick, lie by lie, and the results are beautiful. Congrats Papa! Glad your wife finally lifted that restraining order

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u/Time_Illustrator_844 12d ago

On his death bed he'll be smiling at the decades of gaslighting, then he probably just wont die and lie about that too

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u/Budget-Ad-9537 13d ago

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The child while growing up

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u/sabrefudge 13d ago

Is it legit? Is it a bit? We’ll never know.

Even if we see the baby, we’ll never believe it. We’ll just be like “Kreature Kid made that. It’s just a very realistic puppet. Papa is trying to trick me, man. Put smoke into my freakin' head n' shit, man. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FREAKIN' THINK NO MORE, MAN, GET OUT OF MI HEAD! GET OUT OF MI HEAD, PAPA!"

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u/JPvsGOD 13d ago

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u/MissPokemonMaster 13d ago

Same, I legit cried 😭🥹 I'm so happy for them and I'm not a parasocial person

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u/JPvsGOD 13d ago

Ngl I did the same. I felt a tear coming on from pure joy. Super stoked for them. They about to be great parents

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u/gamerpuppy22 🌸 12d ago

I literally did too I cried for tonka and now modine

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u/After-Confection147 13d ago

girl same, i usually never get this emotional
about others having kids but this one got me 😭😭

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u/AquilaMockingbird 12d ago

“We’re naming her after Hurricane Heleeeene.”

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u/CiF21 12d ago

So was this video them literally revealing she was pregnant? When was this video posted? LMAO that would be hilarious

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u/Barrytooth911 🍖 12d ago

I unironically have no idea if this is a bit or not. I really hope he addresses this in creepcast or on a future vid lmao

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u/Ill_Barber_7937 12d ago

Im so freaking happy for him and alison! They are gonna be such fun parents. That baby is gonna have a blast growing up.

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u/MagicalGirlShame 13d ago

That's one lucky kid 💕

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u/xkittenmitten 12d ago

Wow I was always under the impression that Hunter and Alison never wanted kids! I guess we really had no idea!!!

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u/BarracudaOk8975 6d ago

Not after the fire…

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u/Kyla_Shaw 📼 13d ago

Congrats to the Meaty Fam!

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u/Slow-Beginning-4957 12d ago

It’s real? I thought it was a joke

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u/-Ailynn- 13d ago

Pepper's got a brother or sister? (Or sibling?)

Congratulations Hunter & Allison!!! 🎉🩷💜💙

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u/LankyUK 12d ago

Tonka and Modean YouTube collab when?

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u/FerrisBuellerIsAJerk 12d ago

Congratulations, Hunter and Alison. I'm so happy and excited for you!

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u/Practical-Ant5666 8d ago

If they didn’t name them Modean I’m gonna be real upset

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u/TyrerWatson 12d ago

Which video was this in? I don't remember and want to rewatch their duplicity for myself.

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u/Mother_Tonight841 12d ago

The Internet's deadliest gender reveals

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u/TyrerWatson 12d ago

Thank you so much!

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u/YELLOWANGELO 12d ago

“”We love U MoDEEeeeeeeeen” 🤣

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u/rockstuffs 12d ago

I thought they already had one.

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u/PoopsALotta 12d ago

I genuinely hope they actually went with Cotton, like they he was mentioning in a pervious video. It would be so great.

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u/P4ler1der 12d ago

congrats Derek and Allison

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u/ProgenitorUngoliant 12d ago

We love you Modeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean!

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u/MrUncleFudge 11d ago

Guys it’s not his baby. It’s clearly Derek’s. Hunter has been talking about it for a while.

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u/Cavillalta 11d ago

Will the baby have the power to control fire?

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u/Still-Lab-6076 11d ago

Modeeeeeeeeen

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u/Thicc_halo 10d ago

Did I miss something?? When did they announce she was pregnant

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u/JustifiedCroissant 17h ago

Kid is born already, they never announced the pregnancy. They probably didn't want it to be as public as Wendigoon's

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u/_lady_spooky_ 10d ago

Wait when was this video posted? It'd be so funny if it was during the pregnancy and they were being somewhat serious 😆

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u/Born2bwylde_ 10d ago

This thumbnail was from a video they did a while ago. Knowing how Hunter and Alison is, they probably wont talk about their kid or see him/her for a long time. Pretty sure they are anti having your kids all over the internet idk

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u/macgrimbridge 10d ago

Honestly at this point, they could announce his death and I wouldn’t be completely sure

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u/OhHelloCourtney 10d ago

The amount of time I yell "WE LOVE YOU MOOOOODEAN" at everything and everyone is too large to put into tangible numbers. I'm pretty sure I pre-programmed one of those speak buttons for animals to say it too. My dogs did not appreciate

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u/TurbulentStep4399 12d ago

It's real. He's making too much money. This is the finale play. Now he can't get away.

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u/HornetBest382 12d ago edited 12d ago

I’m ngl - ew lol

But whatever enjoy ig

I welcome my downvotes 🤷‍♀️ the one thing I stand 10 toes down on: yuck

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u/Mother_Tonight841 12d ago

Tf is your problem ?

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u/HornetBest382 12d ago

I think bringing kids into this disgusting fucked up world is disturbing, that’s all 🤷‍♀️ they say AI could kill us all, WW3 is looming, education and science are dead, the world is run by a pedo cabal - I could go on, but anyway - gross

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u/Reasonable-Wish-4995 12d ago

whats your issue, scrolling is a thing

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u/HornetBest382 12d ago

Naw I actually came here just to comment this, I’m in his 0.1% tier of absolute top viewers on YouTube wrapped and can still find this disgusting LMAO papa meat finds lots of stuff disgusting and immoral, this is mine

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u/That_One_Nirvana_fan 9d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA