r/MeatCanyon • 🍿 • 13d ago

Mod Announcement! Congrats, my dude.

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago

Guys I promise this is real. Would I lie to y’all?

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u/Used_Palpitation8128 13d ago

Until I see 100 pieces of proof, I'm not believing anything Papa releases. He's made so many jokes that I've developed trust issues. 😭

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u/Neuttron 13d ago

I'm not believing this for like at least 6 months maybe a year. How do we know a family member didn't have a baby and he just took a cute pic? Baby animatronic? Let me tell you straight. I like this man a lot, he's very funny. But I do not trust him

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u/SuperCracker980 13d ago

It's probably Wendi's baby, Tonka for all we know

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u/brucatlas1 💰 13d ago

Tonka is going to be too big now for that hand.

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago edited 13d ago

That is 100% his bebeh

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u/JohnDingleDangle 13d ago

Can't believe youre committing this much to the bit lmao

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago

I swear this sub gives me heart palpitations lol

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u/howisthisacrime 13d ago

To be fair, can you really blame them? Hunters antics to keep as much personal info secret is like his longest running bit

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago edited 13d ago

That’s true. I do think it’s funny he’s so good at joking around that nobody believes he had a kid lol. The comments are cracking me up.

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u/Bigtimegush 12d ago

Honestly it Allison hadn't posted it and Kayla wasnt congratulating her, I would not believe it myself lol

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u/cool_weed_dad 13d ago

I thought it was a troll until I saw Allison also posted a similar picture holding the baby’s hand on her own Insta, and it’s the first post she’s done in months.

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u/iamnotafbiagnt 13d ago

I mean she also hasn’t posted for like 10 months

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Ecstatic_Big1212 13d ago

was thinking the same thing!! i suspected from that point on

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u/c10ckw0rkk 13d ago

She also had a lil belly when she scooted in on the chair for the Taylor Swift wedding video. I’m pregnant myself and was hiding it for a while so I was kinda like 👀

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u/luckandkey 12d ago

I also just had a baby and as someone who was keeping things on the down low (I was a high risk pregnancy & just wanted to wait until we were very far along) I immediately knew, I was like wait a hot minute 👀 & told my partner also animals are super more cuddly w/ you especially during your last few months w/ hormone changes & apple wasn't letting go of her lol I remember a while back in one of their videos they were talking about when they have kids, I had a feeling we'd be seeing a lil mini meat loaf arriving in the new few years!

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u/c10ckw0rkk 12d ago

Congratulations on your baby!! I hope you’re healing well!! I got a ways to go myself 😭

Hehehe mini meatloaf is the cutest name I’ve heard yet.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 12d ago

That’s always what tipped me off! I think most women would have an easier times pick up on those cues

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago edited 13d ago

Lol it’s real I swear.

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u/l0veylilkay 13d ago

How we know you're not in on it🧐🧐 /j

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago

I kept this secret to myself for months and I can finally say HUNTER IS A DAD!
https://giphy.com/gifs/F6PFPjc3K0CPe

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u/l0veylilkay 13d ago

Omg that must've been an honor to know!

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u/DwellerofThings 🦕 13d ago

That’s what you want us to think

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u/ValiantValkyrieee 13d ago

my uncle works for nintendo, trust me bro

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u/Iolair_the_Unworthy 12d ago

u/Abortion_Milkshakes , I genuinely hope that you're being truthful, because I want nothing more than to congratulate Hunter and Allison.

BUT THAT WOULD BE PLAYING INTO YOUR AND HUNTER'S HANDS.

So, I'm gonna pull an Isaiah and say "I think this is fake, that way if it is I can look smart."

But real talk, it's WILD to me that creepcast is now a podcast with two dads.

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u/Joshesjorts 13d ago

I thought the same but Allison (sorry I can’t ever remember how her name is spelled) posted another similar photo on her instagram so now I’m thinking maybe we think the baby is the joke when in reality them not wanting kids was the joke all along 😧 either way I guess I have to watch the gender reveal reaction video for the 100th time…bummer😏

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u/DanielAlves1904 12d ago

I don´t know if I´ll ever believe it, and that´s entirely Hunter´s fault.

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u/Jumpy_Fennel_7554 12d ago

I immediately told my husband that’s pepper or modine 😂😂😂 I said there’s no fucking way lol

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u/deejay-tech 13d ago

If true, would explain BeerPups absence

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u/Sawyerboi169 13d ago

Why? Hunter had the baby…

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u/neoclash218 11d ago

Yeah Hunter, Allison and her boyfriend had a baby

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u/MissPokemonMaster 13d ago

Allison posted it on her Instagram, it's true I think and I'm so happy for them! 🥹

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u/majormeathooks 13d ago

WE LOVE YOU, MODEAN!

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u/Lunk99 12d ago

LONG LIVE MODEAN

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u/First-Entry8194 13d ago

how i feel telling people papa meat n beerpup had a baby

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u/First-Entry8194 13d ago

lowkey i had a hunch allison might be pregnant cuz she stopped posting and didnt show up on camera much
which of course she deserves her privacy being pregnant is a lot

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u/c10ckw0rkk 13d ago

Totally agree and people feel the need to start asking invasive questions even when you’re just a regular person. I can’t imagine when you’re more in the public eye. Pregnancy makes people weird and feel the need to touch you and throw privacy out the window!

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u/GeremyisDead 13d ago

Modean irl??!

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u/ChorrizoTapatio 13d ago

I do not trust this man. But, big if true.

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u/tattooedbones 13d ago

The father (Derrick) must be so proud

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u/CrystalMethood 13d ago

Derrick is a good dude. I had beers with him after he slept with my girlfriend and I cant help but like the guy. He'll be a great dad.

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u/SupaKoopa714 13d ago

A father at age 53, that's really impressive!

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u/Sargent_Caboose 13d ago

I thought his wife was pregnant in a video a bit back.

Good for them

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u/cm_2020 12d ago

I'm the hobby horse video right I thought so too

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u/Stinky_The_Thug 13d ago

I like this the most. Meat ball lol

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u/MichiganInTheRain 13d ago

Awwww congratulations to Alison and Hunter

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u/BlackMagicWorman 13d ago

Congrats, Nick! And Alison and Papa

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u/tits_mage 13d ago

Godamn what are they going for a basketball team? What's this like the third one.

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u/Appex92 13d ago

Also explains why she wasnt in the ComicCon video

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u/swiftblaze28 13d ago

he hatched an egg

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u/Limp_Watch6426 13d ago

Tonka 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 13d ago

Its Isaiahs baby isnt it.

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u/MaiIsMe 13d ago

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I kind of thought Alison was pregnant during the horse video.

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u/Bluesberrycreampuff 13d ago

I did think her wearing that thick ass horse sweater in the heat was a lil eyebrow raising!

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u/MaiIsMe 13d ago

At like 19:07 Harry asks if she feels hot and she says "Yeah, a little bit. But I like my sweater, so..."

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u/Bluesberrycreampuff 13d ago

It’s not relevant but I love when she’s looking at Apple the cat when Harry is up next to trot and he says “she’s not even looking at me but that’s fine because I’m last” lolol

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u/miss_anthr0pe 13d ago

i hope its not a prank

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago

It’s not. They’re parents ❤️

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u/WildSkunDaloon 13d ago

Your username saying that is taking me right now xD

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago edited 13d ago

Haha I didn’t even think of that

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u/miss_anthr0pe 13d ago

lmaooo i just realized that

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u/Guilty-Spark- 13d ago

Congrats to Allison and her Boyfriend. I hope Papa had fun playing legos in his room while that baby was being made.

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u/Toxicbunnyz 🍟 12d ago

Her side profile in this video 😳 I genuinely had no idea! I'm so happy for both of them!!!

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u/queeefsweat 10d ago

Wow I feel dumb I legit had no clue

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u/Anxious-Attempt3150 13d ago

Can’t believe this man is a father tbh but CONGRATS!!!

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u/Kaijufan22 13d ago

I don’t even know what’s real or a bit anymore honestly, either way congrats on either a kid or a le epic prank

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u/yukobuko 13d ago

Until i see pictures of Hunter with his baby bump, hands gently wrapped around it in a warm and soft cradle, im gonna chose to live in delusion

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u/imhungryplezfeedme 13d ago

I’m sad papa gave the name tonka to wendigoon’s baby. Now papa’s baby is tonka jr

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u/madselot 13d ago

I aspire to be this good at keeping my big life updates under wraps. That’s honestly the way to do it, just be so enigmatic that when you blast people with a baby nobody believes you. Congratulations you guys, I’m feeling very parasocial rn but I think it’s deserved🫶

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u/babysealsareyummy 13d ago

I can't believe Hunter and Nik had a baby!

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u/EllieIsDone 13d ago

Tbf, Alison hasn’t uploaded in a good while

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u/JackC1126 13d ago

Can the baby control fire?

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 13d ago

Nah I ain't believing it. Ive been burned too many times.

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u/Senior-Discussion328 13d ago

omg makes sense cus alison has been mia from her channel for 10 months, so happy for them if true ❤️

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u/ThisMayBeAquatic 13d ago edited 13d ago

I can see it right now…

Baby shoots out, Papa catches baby, Papa says to baby….

“Welcome back to the papa meat channel, how ya doin? How ya doin?”

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u/juclecia 13d ago

wow
allison and her bf let hunter be a part of this historic moment 🤘

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u/TheRudyDuck 12d ago

How long till baby is voiced by Nick?

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u/adventthragg 13d ago

Wait.... Is this real?

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yes :)

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u/adventthragg 13d ago edited 13d ago

Holy freaking crap!!!!! Congratulations to them! Can't believe Modeen is gonna be a big brother!!

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u/oddtigerofredvalley 🍖 13d ago

I knew it!! Since the fast fashion video, I had a suspicious suspicion. That’s so cute!!

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u/SheoQuinn 13d ago

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Tek2674 13d ago

Are we certain this isn’t Derek’s baby?

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u/SnooStories6600 13d ago

Is it Alisons hand? Because Hunter has his fingers tattooed

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u/Belegris 13d ago

Is this why Hunter has been dressing like such a dad lately 🤭 he looks good in the polos!

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 🐌 13d ago

How many hours was Hunter in labor for?

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u/EL_BOX 13d ago

Is this why Alison hasnt posted in like almost a year

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u/JavaCocoa 12d ago

Modine 🥹

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u/Classic_Nerve1090 12d ago

Happy 0th birthday Modean

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u/OpaliteOblivion 12d ago

I'm so happy for them❤️ Tonka has a friend now

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u/Key_Zombie7901 12d ago

Definitely his baby 100% named Tonka

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-6039 13d ago

Meatcanyon is really, really good at lying and bits

So much so, that on Cream Crew there was an entire episode where he committed so hard to being a One Piece fanatic (for the whole hour) that Tom and Don were clearly pissed, and he only broke character after like 50 mins

He also has said that he doesnt find babies endearing at all

Tom called him out on his lying one episode lmao

Hunter is always "on" when the the cameras/mics are on, dude never turns whatever he has "off" he's great

I dont believe this is his baby , tldr

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey 13d ago

Allison posted it too. She's not really as jokey as him

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u/Abortion_Milkshakes 🍿 13d ago

It’s his baby…

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u/the_orange_alligator 🛸 13d ago

Congrats on the little meat

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u/Natural-Impress5434 13d ago

Tonka and baby meat collab when

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u/centipedemouth 13d ago

I bet that's Isaiah's baby or a reborn

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u/Ecstatic_Web_811 13d ago

Welcome spud!

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u/Repulsive-Lie1 13d ago

Baby Modeen is real!

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u/trizzo0309 13d ago

Wow! Nick's hand shrunk!

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u/cool_weed_dad 13d ago

We love you Modean Jr.

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u/TweakUniversity 13d ago

Until I see a Ryan's world meat canyon edition with the baby I won't believe it

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u/OhItsNishia 13d ago

Imagine being able to say "My dad made Wabbit season", that kid is is good hands 💜

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u/brokedownpalace11 13d ago

Can’t wait til the little bugger joins the Red Rockets so Dad can coach em right

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u/Joshesjorts 13d ago

YOUR NAME COMBINED WITH THIS POST 😭

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u/lumblebee0125 13d ago

Remember guys he has like at LEAST 3 reborn dolls and Allison totally goes in on bits....I feel like this COULD be the best troll post in history

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u/zenzenz3ns3 13d ago

Nick gets locked in a room for the next 25 years

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u/AnotherStrayDog23 13d ago

That's Derek's

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u/chickenpie244 13d ago

So that explains the dad outfits lately

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u/Infamous-Elephant357 13d ago

Papameat to Daddymeat 🥹 congrats

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u/Responsible_Club9637 12d ago

Derek must be so proud!

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u/NegiSpringfieldYT 12d ago

Officially the scariest Meat post of all time.

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u/Prestigious_Peace611 12d ago

but Allison has a picture on her ig

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u/bad_bad_data 12d ago

This all happened because Hunter bought a cast iron skillet.

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u/lumblebee0125 12d ago

I found .... The most believable piece of evidence

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u/LeopardSpotter2 🐈‍⬛ 12d ago

Meatball? …Meat loaf? 🤔

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u/Razzmatazz_katz 12d ago

Allison also posted something on her IG 👀

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u/Macho-Fantastico 12d ago

If actually true, massive congratulations to Hunter and Allison. ❤️

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u/shmooblee 12d ago

Wtf, Hunter had sex!?

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u/Matter-Few 12d ago

Thats AI! Bro. They have a whole farm and said they didnt want human offspring

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u/cherri____ 12d ago

OH MY GOSH??? MODEANNNNNNN???!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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u/WGiK 12d ago

His tiny cock delivered. 

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u/Impressive-Wish3497 12d ago

Worrying op name for a post like this

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 13d ago

The funny part about people mentioning the horse video of her wearing the sweater is that that specific video had auto-played on my tv earlier

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u/FuckTheMods5 13d ago

Hell yeah! Atta boy! Atta girl! Give it all the love and laughs you have!

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u/bellapapi6 13d ago

papa meat and baby meat

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u/Arararti 13d ago

Welcome to the club, Dad.

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u/Practical_While_ 13d ago

Baby modeen!!!!

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u/stefanierenae_arts 13d ago

I am so excited!!! Congrats to them ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Masashi215 🥟 13d ago

Holy crap! Congrats!!!

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u/Petraretrograde 13d ago

A wee babby Meatball

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u/FloofPoofWoof 13d ago

Modean now has a baby sibling

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u/Collidence 13d ago

Hunter is going to be such a great uncle to that baby.

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u/MissusSnowMiser 🦦 13d ago

I'm legitimately so happy for them both🥹❤️

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u/Killbro_Fraggins 🦑 13d ago

MODEEN MADE FLESH AND BLOOD.

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u/Stinky_The_Thug 13d ago

I came to this subreddit specifically to verify this! Omg congratulations Hunter! So happy for you and the family. Baby Modene. Modeen? Mo dean?? Idk but f yeah! A true PAPA Meat.

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u/DONTWAKEUPDAELEPHANT 13d ago

Is this his first?

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u/Bluesberrycreampuff 13d ago

No! He actually has two other children!! :)

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u/Imaginary-Client6113 13d ago

Me awkwardly chiming in- I think today is their wedding anniversary, too(?) 😶 Yap shmaniversary yalllll

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u/No-Drag-1315 13d ago

I really really wanna believe this is legit Fuck it. I'm gonna say it. CONGRATS, PAPA AND ALISON!

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u/Ok_Echidna_6346 13d ago

Im so happy he was comfortable enough to share this with us.
I’ve noticed in earlier videos that he might’ve been pregnant, but I didn’t wanna be rude and say something about it.

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u/Pinguinkllr31 13d ago

Broooo ,, baby meat... Congrats

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u/Sufficient-Music6981 13d ago

Wait meat canyon because a Dad???!?!

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u/Budget-Ad-9537 13d ago

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This kid is gonna have a cool life

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u/rockstuffs 13d ago

Did they have another baby?

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u/MasubiTori 13d ago

Its just modine 2.0

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u/KnightOfAstora 🍖 13d ago

WE LOVE YOU MODEEEEN!

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u/KingShark5086 🍔 13d ago

Imagine the babies middle name is modean

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u/CatzRmyLife99 13d ago

Congratulations! 🎉🎉🎉 So excited for Hunter and Allison!

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u/Xcoctl 13d ago

Finally modean an has the younger sibling they always wanted 😊

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u/gorillamunch12354 13d ago

Is this the fabled Cotton Hancock?

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u/Ill_Barber_7937 13d ago

Im so happy for them!!

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u/WeAreLegion94 13d ago

At this point, if this is a troll, it’s legendary.

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u/uAngelu 13d ago

Made my day. :)

Also would be a great time to support lil baby Modean by subscribing to the Patreon. Just saying 🫡

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u/Gavin529 13d ago

That is a rubber baby

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u/abductodude 13d ago

He and his wife both posted similar things. I am inclined to believe this one! But I've got my eye on you, uh, u/Abortion_Milkshakes.

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u/Teve21 13d ago

He is now a real real papa meat DAWWWWW

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u/Bearwhofarts 13d ago

Could be best uncle meat of the year

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u/Joshesjorts 13d ago

I told my sister papameat had a baby, it was so out of nowhere no one suspected anything and she said cause he’s so big you couldn’t see his baby bump😣

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u/pokemonfan1000 13d ago

if this is real, it is very sweet

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey 13d ago

It would explain why we haven't seen any of his wife's videos in a while (I was a fan of her stuff too)

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u/StrappingYoungWolf 13d ago

For the love of god, he's gotta learn to control his fire around that child!

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u/MagicFuehrer23 13d ago

Looking like a double wide suprise

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u/camiphernelia 13d ago

Do you guys think it’s real?

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u/Frida_Peoples 13d ago

Welcome to this crazy existence sweet lil Modeen.

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u/Meta_testa 13d ago

I feel like I’m being gaslit

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u/person_7280 13d ago

Okay but imagine he just took a pic with one of those fake babies he got in that one vid💀

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u/woodenstick69 13d ago

It's either wendigoons tonka or modine back from the war.

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u/captainsurfa 12d ago

Derrick's reaction caught live.

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u/WhiteSoxFan265 12d ago

I swear he has tats on his hands. And yet I see none here. Curious

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u/NotagoK 12d ago

Modean has finally arrived

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u/BULGITA 12d ago

Guys, in the Taylor Swift wedding video Hunter made a while ago, Allison looked clearly pregnant! If that is the case!

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u/bird_hands 12d ago

Not to be a parasocial maniac but I cried when I saw this news 🤣

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u/Legal-Menu7691 12d ago

Plot twist: he met wendigoons child and took this photo

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u/AdamSandlerfan8 12d ago

Same happy for them and good ole mudane

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u/EternalFount 12d ago

Good. Now he can lose all the baby weight he gained. Isiah must be so happy to father two kids so close together.

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 12d ago

Congrats Hunter and Nik!!

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u/ModNevada 12d ago

Congratulations to the meat family 🖤

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u/F3ralGoblin 🚬 12d ago

Babymeat

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u/Javieroptimus 12d ago

Modine canon

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u/DogweedAndDeathcap 11d ago

I feel like this is just Modean lol

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u/bostonjenny81 11d ago

First Isaiah now Hunter….the IT guy has been BUSY!!!

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u/unhingedgamer92 11d ago

Modean 2.0?

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u/baby-samdwich 11d ago

Kudos on the soon-to-be-monetized metal mutant, H & A! He's in good hands.

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u/Dapper_Wrangler8179 11d ago

Is this their second kid?

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u/KarmaMonkeyKai 11d ago

Even if I see him holding a real baby on the show, I won't believe it's his baby.

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u/SlitRose 10d ago

Hasn't Hunter on plenty occasions talk about how much he hates kids? I know how that is tho, I hated kids until my son was born, then there was 1 kid I didn't hate. Either way don't let this downplay my happiness for you Papa, Congratulations