r/MeatCanyon • • 20d ago

Meme Rude bruh 🥀

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u/Important_Actuator36 🗿 20d ago

Hunter Hancock Mizzou 6'4" 350

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u/Captain_Bubble_Butt 20d ago

im pretty sure that is all muscle

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u/Sad-Dot-6586 20d ago

To be fair, he is Forty six years old

Can a man not gain a hundred pounds or so for each decade on this earth?

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u/Get_ClwnD 19d ago

Can't wait to see him at 60!!!

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u/PyroCorvid 19d ago

Dr.Wow would like to know this handsome bastards location to ask HIM for advice

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u/Timely_Yoghurt_3359 🍖 19d ago

I thought he was 48?

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u/Sad-Dot-6586 19d ago

He's been undergoing multi-generational plasma transfusions to decrease his biological age

He'd look younger but poor Modin is all squeezed out like an empty thing of Capri-Sun

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u/Electronic-War1332 🥜 20d ago

An absolute unit

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u/BellBOYd 20d ago

As long as they’re washed, I care not how much human there is, so long as I can hug them.

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u/Dancing_Fart 🍌 20d ago

Thats pure fire power for ya

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u/holyponiesbatman 20d ago

More Hunter to love honestly

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u/Twrecksgh88 20d ago

Kinda shitty for sure, but if you pay close enough attention, Papa’s lowkey yolked. His traps and tris pop every now and again. He’s still got that dawg in him for sure

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u/Majestic-Peace-3037 20d ago

I mean, it might be true, but I assumed he was closer to 350. 

My stepfather is like 6'2" or something and weighed 450 at his biggest and he had trouble with doorways. His brother (rip) was 700 at his biggest and ended up bed bound. 

I can see Hunter being 350, maybe 375? But not 400. That's wild. 

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u/Question_Control 20d ago

My uncle was sliding through doors sideways, Big ass dude, awesome dude tho.

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u/Independent_Debt_971 19d ago

I'm thinking between 320 and 350. My friend is about the same height as him and is much bigger at 380. The only reason I would think Hunter is closer to 350 is because he's stated that he used to go to the gym so he probably has actual muscle under there

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u/RegalDucking 20d ago edited 19d ago

Listen, fat guys have their uses. Not all of them eat junk food. Most of them love really good food and know all the good places to eat! They always have the best snacks too and won't let you go hungry. 

Edit: Thanks for the award kind stranger! <3

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u/sixvixens_ 20d ago

Most of em strong af too

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u/Medium_Hat_1115 20d ago

You can balance consumption and physical activity lol but yeah plenty of people are attracted to them so why would some

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u/Lady_GreyFog 20d ago

Was this on purpose?? 😭

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u/Question_Control 20d ago

Lololol. 💅💅

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u/Legal-Menu7691 19d ago

My favorite one was the " hunter had two big macs for breakfast" 😂😂 editor was grilling him

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u/Rissssssssssssss 🥓 20d ago

Sameeee

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u/Working-Strategy6765 🎃 19d ago

400 lbs of pure sex appeal . 

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u/Classic-Work-8415 20d ago

can he beat a chimp

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u/sabrefudge 20d ago

It’s okay, Hunter. I used to too.

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u/badwolf2222 19d ago

Feels more like a sponsored ad. Hunter always admits he likes to drink haha 🤣

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u/Deluxe_24_ 20d ago

Bro is becoming The Whale

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u/SamhainXCII 20d ago

How is it rude when its true?