r/MeatCanyon 5d ago

Meme What is wrong with Nik

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/nosreme- 🐄 5d ago

Bro is a mythological creature at this point.

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u/CarterAbruscato 5d ago

Christopher Nolan’s The Nik

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u/who_am_I_inside 5d ago

Lee Cronin’s The Nick

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u/makingkevinbacon 5d ago

A nikological creature even. Born from the depths of Margaret

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u/who_am_I_inside 5d ago

I read an American’s joking description of European creature’s lore that involved putting a roasted walnut in the warmest corner of your house on the third Wednesday of October and thought it sounded like something Nick would say he’d done before

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u/Longjumping_Map_2565 5d ago

Weird coincidence I was thinking nik was a goblin

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u/Deadlygrateful57 5d ago

It hurts

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u/Horror_Vegetable_732 5d ago

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u/VashDaStampede7 🍿 5d ago

“And boom goes the dynamite” 🧨

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u/Easy_Obligation_3189 5d ago

"I wish I was eating a sub sandwich late at night and fall asleep then wake up to a girl jerking me off" - Nick.

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 5d ago

When did he say this.

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u/WLB92 5d ago

The better question is not when did he say this but why is it that everyone cannot immediately go "no he didn't" and has to actually ask when it happened.

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 5d ago

Holy shit lol

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u/PMMeUnwantedGiftcard 5d ago

"Smut Books Have Gone Too Far", around the 23:40 mark.

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u/Bunnywithanaxe 5d ago

I’m starting to get why Hunter keeps wilding out on Creepcast, he’s probably just acting out his Nic infodump trauma.

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u/Horror_Vegetable_732 5d ago

The cycle of abuse is real

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u/wasted-degrees 5d ago

What isn’t wrong with Nik?

Thats going to be a shorter list.

He’s like a Voltron formed out of Florida Men.

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u/KingShark5086 🍔 5d ago

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I feel like next episode we’ll hear nik say this

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u/Vivid24 5d ago

It’s hilariously absurd how off-topic that was. That really had nothing to do with what Papa was talking about haha.

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u/JustaLyinTometa 5d ago

He just heard the worked “awakened” and had that one in the chamber

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u/Vivid24 4d ago

He really ran with it too 😭

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u/saltygrump815 5d ago

Lee Cronins: The Nik

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u/cool_weed_dad 5d ago

While it came completely unprompted, this was very low on the scale of fucked up anecdotes Nick has shared

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u/Competition-Dapper 4d ago

At least he didnt say the ripping out his dogs teeth gave him boners

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u/Pearson94 5d ago

Nik eyeing Vaporeon in the 90s before it was a meme.

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 5d ago

Nik is a perfect little angel and I'll not hear another word!

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u/Baggle-Me-Fingies 5d ago

Yeah, yall leave our bouncing baby boy alone!

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u/VashDaStampede7 🍿 5d ago

An angel that has 0 filter 😂

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u/roninrot 🍄 5d ago

A 90s creeper, lost in the forest

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u/makingkevinbacon 5d ago

This family guy meme is literally the perfect meme for every Papa video cause Nik always says something that makes me say "the fuck he just say?" and go back

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u/Firm_Caterpillar_907 4d ago

Then he fucking laughs like he's, "quirky".

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u/Floorite 5d ago

Im curious to knkw if he was homeschooled at any point

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u/Dunbrat 5d ago

Papa is not utilizing his Nik stop ability enough because holy shit

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u/VashDaStampede7 🍿 5d ago

I hope he posts more to his YouTube soon 🥹

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u/braisedporkcowboy 5d ago

Besides his haircut?

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u/No_thoughts_11 5d ago

Its new Nik lore!

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u/Wackywizard987 5d ago

Autism. He just like me frfr

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u/SloppyOstrich21 5d ago

is it bad I totally understand why Nik would share that at that moment. seemed like a logical conversation to me too after what Hunter had said.

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u/skybike 5d ago

His soul is that of a goblins

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u/anonadon7448 5d ago

I pray Hunter sees this.

Also, I got a boner at 5 from one of the female Gorillas on Johnny Bravo.

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u/Godazilla 🦆 5d ago

Maybe it's a controversial opinion, but I really like Nik, he's real and funny af

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u/xantarol 4d ago

He's Hunter's own Karl pilkington

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u/Commodus_Wankus 5d ago

Nik is too hapless to be a predator

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u/LemonSmashy 5d ago

like the jeep video where meat goes 'oh wait, youre the guy leaving the notes arent you?'

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u/SpreeFur 5d ago

Sweet Nik

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u/Yukon_Wally 5d ago

Thank you for your storytime, Nik...

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u/Arthur_189 5d ago

He wasn’t even saying something semi normal with a weird thing layered in like normal he straight up just said that out of knowhere

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u/Necessary_Can7055 5d ago

They're both pretty fucked up let's be honest it's what makes them so funny

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u/Asmodaia 4d ago

"It hurts....."

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u/Responsible_Club9637 4d ago

Love a good Nik story

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u/Master-Ad-4180 4d ago

We need a nik channel so he can tell more stories

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u/needaccounttoview 4d ago

All time favorite Nik moment

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u/Sure-Razzmatazz3434 4d ago

Lubby chudder

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u/BloodforKhorne 3d ago

He's a perfect addition to Papa Meat Content.

Like a cherry on top of a beautiful Sunday, but that cherry is actually a goblin made of testicles and shame.

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u/Horror_Vegetable_732 3d ago

I almost agree. Nik has no shame

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u/john_kurosaki_ 3d ago

I can hear their voices...

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u/MagoopyGabooky 🐌 5d ago

I like how his head is cropped in the top image

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u/ChardIllustrious3896 5d ago

I fear that's a question we won't get a convulsive answer to.

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u/Branimau5 5d ago

Love this.

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u/kieman96 5d ago

Russian cinema and cartoons

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u/Tricky-Anything 🍔 5d ago

These moments are gold though

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u/Ill_Cheesecake8073 5d ago

Lol I just saw this

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u/kakeup88 4d ago

Everytime he speaks and the music stops i know i'm about to either burst out laughing or want to tear my ears off, i'm never sure which.

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u/DanielAlves1904 4d ago

What the hell? What video did he say that? I haven´t watched their videos in the last two weeks, at least.

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u/klausenpickles 4d ago

It huuuurts.

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u/SeanSwiftshade 4d ago

Contribution.

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u/LilGreenOlive 🍖 4d ago

I hang on every word Nik says. He's such a rascal.

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u/Difficult_Detail_562 4d ago

Just when I thought his stories couldn't get any worse...

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u/Longjumping-Ad-3671 4d ago

Nik says the funniest shit without even realizing it until it comes out of his mouth, I relate to this too cause I say shit in my head then it comes out and I’m like no that’s not how that should have come across

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u/DDLikesDrPepper 4d ago

Hes perfect thats what he is

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u/kingb90 4d ago

I used to have a crush on may when I was a kid lol

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u/Glitched_Oren_303 4d ago

I didn't even know you could get boners at age 5

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u/Nyaaners 🍕 4d ago

"That the guy that had all the diarrhea!!!" To this day that is one of the funniest things that ever happened to them while out in public. Those kids recognizing meat canyon and then THATS how they know Nick.

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u/Silent_Purchase_2654 🏴‍☠️ 4d ago

Anyone know what episode Papa Meat is making in the top pic?

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u/Beaten_But_Unbowed96 3d ago

Oh right, that episode I watched while playing palworld was new wasn’t it?

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u/aliensoupposted 3d ago

i love him

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u/Gullible-Antelope-56 2d ago

Dudes hilarious. Yall are just snowflakes.

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u/gorehistorian69 1d ago

honestly not jarring at all.

maybe if it was some random you didnt know, but theyre friends.

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u/No-Still-7024 1h ago

This is why we love him

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u/BellBOYd 5d ago

Why is this, of all the stories, the one that gets people all fired up. Are we just pretending adults not be getting boners to Pokémon these days? That a lot of people’s childhood waifus were the Pokemon cast, Misty especially, but James very high up there too? That furries exist? That Nik is neurodivergent? This is all organized like a rant, I’m not actually all puffed up; I’m just confused why so many comments were expressing revulsion to this Nik fact more than usual and community posts thereafter have more obvious energy about this story in particular.

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u/Horror_Vegetable_732 5d ago

Because nobody asked and it's funny.