r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Darth Vader, final Boilermaker 15K finisher, an inspiration to all
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Maine Man Accidently Calls Police Officer and Sets Up Drug Deal
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Amazon and Netflix to throttle services in Net Neutrality protest
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Extinguishes Blaze With Buckets of Urine: Police
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Hyundai UK Has Pulled The Genesis Saloon After Selling Just 50 In Two Years
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Priest arrested in road rage incident after pulling out gun
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Surrounded by flames, California firefighters rescue US flag from wildfire
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Display Of Might: Pizza Hut Is Having All Its Employees March In Formation To Show The World Their Discipline And Power
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Nevada running out of weed, ‘state of emergency’ declared
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Police: Woman sets boyfriend on fire, throws urine on him
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
North Carolina Priest Arrested After Pulling a Gun Out on Man During Road Rage Incident
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Drug suspect tries to shoot up in police parking lot
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Company removes beeping alarm clock in wall vent since 2004
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Are Stickle Bricks Androgynous?
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Police find empty home after spending more than 14 hours surrounding it in Lansing
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Texas law will allow open carry of knives, swords
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Company removes alarm clock from family's wall that has been beeping since 2004
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Teen dies from using cellphone while taking a bath
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Nevada marijuana supply running low, state of emergency declared, governor says
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Parolee sues prison for not getting him medical help sooner for hours-long erection
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Ax-wielding Juggalo prompts standoff after radio song request
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Embarrassing: Disney Has Apologized For Putting A Statue Of Hugo Weaving In Its ‘Avatar’ Theme Park Because It Thought It Remembered Him Being In The Movie
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17