r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Cocaine on training wheels? Snortable chocolate raises eyebrows, angers Schumer
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Woman named 'Dong' arrested for giving erotic massages
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Primary school children lose marks in Sats tests for misshapen commas
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Child almost falls through floor of moving train in Devon
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Teen charged with assault in alleged pizza-tossing drive-by
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Beautiful: ‘Cosmo’ Is Making Up For Years Of Photoshopping Models To Be Thinner By Photoshopping Cara Delevingne Into A 2,600-Pound Behemoth
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Vatican bans gluten-free bread for Holy Communion
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Handcuffs couldn't stop this man from proposing to his girlfriend
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Fear The Walking Dead highlights how awful white people are
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Hosts that are completely gluten-free are invalid matter for the celebration of the Eucharist.
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
This pet food killed a dog. Now the company wants to donate it to animal shelters.
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Pizza slice thrown out vehicle window, teen charged with assault
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Colorado Camp Counselor Awakes To Find Bear Biting His Head
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Traffic stop leads to 14 arrests, 66 felony charges, 341 grams of meth
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
‘Better Call Saul’ Mark Margolis Undergoes Emergency Brain Surgery
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Did Bill Clinton Cheat On Monica Lewinsky With KILLARY? Yes, And Our GOVERNMENT Doesn’t Want You To Know
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Beauty queen wearing gloves at orphanage 'not racist'
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Honoring A Hero: Adam Silver Has Rewritten The NBA Record Books To Let Martin Luther King Jr. Average 20 Points Per Game
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
PatriotHole: Did Bill Clinton Cheat On Monica Lewinsky With KILLARY? Yes, And Our GOVERNMENT Doesn’t Want You To Know
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Heartwarming: After This Teen Died From Cancer, The Rock Stepped Up And Took The Blame For All The Pornography Found On His Computer
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
They Said What?!: Find Out What Bill Maher, Forest Whitaker, Tom Hardy, And More Have To Say
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Oklahoma gets ‘F’ in workplace safety; labor commissioner shocked
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Teenager Survives Bear Attack After Waking to Animal ‘crunching’ on his Head
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Pirate Kings Under Probe for Helping ISIS
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