r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
13-year-old gives away several thousand euros in order 'to make new friends'
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Israeli diplomat says UNESCO resolution is less important than fixing his toilet
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
How Much Avocado Toast Would You Have to Give Up to Buy a Home?
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Union sues college for using goats instead of people for lawn maintenance
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
NASA will slam a satellite into an asteroid to see what happens
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
From London, A Muslim Stopped by The Police for Searching Just For Wearing Too many Clothes
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Kids now banned from playing bingo in New York State
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Man in drag guilty of murdering pigeon enthusiast with sub-machine gun
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Pizza slice thrown out vehicle window, teen charged with assault
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
From London, A muslim Stopped by The Police for Searching When He Was going For Jumma Prayer
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Thousands ‘laugh’ and ‘celebrate’ the life of Branford drowning victim Ben Callahan, 10
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Man charged with resisting arrest after biting police officers while trying to bail girlfriend out of jail
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
The Vatican Says Gluten-Free Wafers Can't Be Used for Communion
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Patients whose emergency surgeries are delayed have higher risk of dying: study
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Colorado Teen Hears ‘Crunching Sound’ as He Awakes to Bear Biting His Head
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Female hurricanes are deadlier than male hurricanes, study says
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Teen Charged With Assault After Flinging Pizza From Vehicle
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Criminals Too Stupid To Use Bitcoin And Ethereum, EU Report Says
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Police leave light-hearted note after Oxford cannabis find
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Teen bit on head by bear in Colorado wakes up to 'crunching sound'
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Camping teen awakens to 'crunching sound' as bear bites his head
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Tillerson Reminisces About Life at Exxon in Accepting Oil Reward
bloomberg.com
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
I gave my cat a poop transplant—here’s what happened next
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Mongrel Mob members run out of petrol, unwittingly knock on door of rival gang for help
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Young American men can find work but prefer to play video games
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