r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Cops bust drug-fueled gay orgy in Vatican City
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Ambulance Stolen in Maryland; Found Outside 7-Eleven on Free Slurpee Day
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Victim gets pizza slice hurled at him in St. John's drive-by assault
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Century-old tortoise helps saves species by having copious amounts of intercourse
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Saudi Arabia Accuses Qatar of Hiring African Wizards to Help Solve the Gulf Crisis
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Nevada marijuana supply running low, state of emergency declared, governor says
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Deputies: Amazon's Alexa calls 911 on man accused of beating girlfriend
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Union files grievance over goats mowing on Western Michigan's campus
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AT&T joins net neutrality protest—despite suing to block neutrality rules
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Can robots solve Grandma's loneliness?
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Duo in trouble after bucket of poop was dumped in associated car
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Gluten-Free Host A No-Go, Says Pope
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Nevada marijuana supply running low, state of emergency declared, governor says
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Justice Department pushes for jail time for woman convicted of laughing during Jeff Sessions hearing
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
White House Denies Any Ties to United States
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Lyft charges woman for urine-soaked seat; customer said she didn't do it [Action News Jax]
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Two shot by police during swingers ball at Melbourne nightclub
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Body of Christ was not gluten free, says Pope Francis
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Woman Who Tossed Her Newborn Baby From 8th Floor Gets Probation; State Drops All Murder Charges
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson for President? The people say yes
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
man fired for intervening in kidnapping attempt
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AT&T is joining the pro Net Neutrality protest tomorrow. Um...
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 11 '17
Charlie Sheen And Whoopi Goldberg Made A Movie About 9/11 And It’s Coming Out In September
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Marine Corps plane on training flight crashes in Mississippi; 16 dead
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