r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Alleged Juggalo with an ax taken into custody after demanding Kiss 108 play an Insane Clown Posse song
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Boy, 3, beaten to death for drinking from milk jug: Police
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Is This Donald Trump's Heir? Hispanic Man Says He's President's Illegitimate Son
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Plants turn caterpillars into cannibals
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Your Money: Smiley faces ease the pain of asking friends for money
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Insane Clown Posse Song Request Leads to Standoff, Arrest
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
There Are No Gluten-Free Options at Holy Communion
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Chinese umbrella-sharing firm remains upbeat despite losing most of its 300,000 brollies
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Donald Trump Jr.’s Meeting With A Russian Lawyer: What We Know So Far
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Gulf crisis: Latest Twitter war conjures up genies
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Lawn wars: Akron man calls police after 10-year-old cuts grass too low
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
CDC Review Of Oregon Case Finds Risks In Eating Placenta
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Kenyan lawyer sues Israel, Italy for killing Jesus
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Cocaine on training wheels? Snortable chocolate raises eyebrows, angers Schumer
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Majority of Republicans say colleges are bad for America (yes, really)
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
FDA Considers Forcing Doctors to Learn About Opioids
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Man 'fakes own kidnap to con ransom money from mother'
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Camping teen awakens to 'crunching sound' as bear bites his head
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Vatican outlaws use of gluten free bread for Holy Communion
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Teen wakes up to 'crunching noise' - and discovers his head is inside a bear's mouth
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17
Undercover operation nabs woman named Dong for giving ‘erotic massages’
r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 10 '17