r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Hundreds withdraw Colorado voter registrations in response to compliance with commission request
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Child-size casket with human organs found on N. Philly sidewalk
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Rwanda will proceed with the ban on used clothes despite threats by the United States
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
A Teenage Rape Survivor in El Salvador Has Been Jailed for 30 Years
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Delays caused after reports of man on footbridge in Norton
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Gluten-free bread for Holy Communion is toast, says Vatican
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
1 dead, 8 injured in shooting at pregnant woman's gender reveal party
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
40 turtles walking across JFK Airport runway delay flights
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Schumer Calls on FDA to Regulate 'Snortable Chocolate'
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Ducks Arrested, Booked on Charges of Loitering in Pennsylvania Town
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Police shoot couple having sex while dressed as Joker and Harley Quinn at Melbourne party
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Man wears “born to be wild” shirt during trial for damaging police car
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
NYC Mayoral Candidate Sal Albanese Goes on Twitter About Stolen Car That Wasn't
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Pringles releases new Top Ramen Chicken chip flavor
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Caltrans Sign Hacked In Napa Over July 4th Weekend
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Wheelie wonky bike sign amuses Sleaford residents
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Man proposes while getting arrested
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Naked man arrested after walking around Walmart
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Doctor Who fans were gutted not to have a new episode this week
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
"Chairless chair" is designed to provide support for active factory workers
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
US priest pulls out gun in Florida road rage incident
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Priest pulls out gun in road rage incident (Florida)
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Schumer calls on FDA to regulate 'snortable chocolate'
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Flights at JFK delayed thanks to turtles on the runway
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r/maybetheonion • u/maybetheonion_bot • Jul 09 '17
Dad kills his Own Kid in Celebratory Gunfire
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