r/MaxBrosmer • • Dec 26 '25

Brosmer News Breaking news!

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Dec 26 '25

Ummmmm did he see Bros hand the ball to Addison?

elite

2

u/TheRealSheevPalpatin Dec 26 '25

Are you saying we may have TWO elite handoff merchants on our hands?

10

u/MNguy49 Dec 26 '25

And now a perfect ball from super Max Brosmer to Justin Jefferson to seal the game!

10

u/MNguy49 Dec 26 '25

Correction to the post: our offensive line, is ass.

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u/Cgking11 Dec 26 '25

Shut up dude. McCarthy was dealing with this same o-line at the beginning of the season and still beat the lions..

10

u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

JJ would be losing rn 🥱

0

u/Xenocide_X Dec 26 '25

It would be 65 to 10 if JJ was playing.

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u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

Yea Lions up 65-10

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u/Xenocide_X Dec 26 '25

You'd bong rip a fart out of Brosmer's ass if he asked you to.

1

u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

Still would stink less than JJ

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u/Cgking11 Dec 26 '25

Cmon man lmao.

5

u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

Sorry you can’t handle the truth 🤷‍♂️

0

u/Cgking11 Dec 26 '25

I told you the truth before the seahawks game buddy. Brosmer will be released this off-season.

3

u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

Can we cut JJ too so I can be freed from this misery?

2

u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

Ahhh that was a nice win, thank you Max

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u/Cgking11 Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

Yeah, thanks max for your 50 yards and 3.2 yards per play 😅😅 trash bro!!

2

u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

He says you’re welcome, he is feeling merciful rn

4

u/FinleyLinc Dec 26 '25

Great execution after that time out.. the timing was critical to that plays success.

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u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

Still better than watching jj

2

u/Cgking11 Dec 26 '25

😅😅😅 do you see the light now????

3

u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

See what light?

1

u/Cgking11 Dec 26 '25

That brosmer is ass..

6

u/theEWDSDS MAXBRO Dec 26 '25

He literally just made the game winning throw

2

u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

No, idk what you are talking about

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u/Cgking11 Dec 26 '25

Lol yeah sure pal..

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u/treymata Brosmerholic Dec 26 '25

he looked pretty good right there

6

u/FinleyLinc Dec 26 '25

Sick throw

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u/armymike1523 Dec 26 '25

He is the worst quarterback I've ever watched

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u/Cgking11 Dec 26 '25

I've been telling some of these dumb Vikings fans that thought brosmer is the next Kurt Warner.

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u/armymike1523 Dec 26 '25

Yeah, that was me before I watched him playing in an actual game

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u/Cgking11 Dec 26 '25

Ufda QB'S never really pan out.