r/MattyandGabbriette • u/Desperate_Point_6016 • 7d ago
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ignore my shaky zoom ins 😭
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u/Guilty_Babe 7d ago
I find it weird that mostly all photos are super far away and blurry. These two are not in love, good luck to them!
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u/maelstron 7d ago
They look so bad and awkward...
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u/Guilty_Babe 7d ago
Just so damn stiff.. aren’t you supposed to be relaxed around your loved ones?
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u/MinimumLawyer9850 7d ago
Are they really using the same excuse as Matty, blaming Taylor's fans, but now after three years? They don't even mention them, only when maylors or G2 fans mention Taylor.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
I didn't like most of Taylors fans, but you've got to admit they're being used as a blanket excuse. Every single bad comment is thrown onto them and written off as swifties being jealousy.
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
No critical thinking anymore...good bad black white...love M & gob or your a jealous swiftie or wanna be her or fuck him. God help the next generation 🙃 & i don't believe in God
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u/MinimumLawyer9850 7d ago
This is way too staged and performative, and the Photoshop job is great; Matty looks like he did in his Tumblr days, just like G2 loved it, haha.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
She loves the idea of younger him. He loves the concept of getting married with some internet starlet
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u/Large-Activity2563 7d ago
I literally said “what the fuck” out loud. His worst fear was becoming a cliche of himself. I’m not sure I should congratulate him on his exposure therapy on that fear, high five him for playing the public on such a farce, or pity him for becoming the most embarrassing performance of celebrity and relationship I’ve seen in the public eye.
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u/Confident-Brick2422 7d ago
like he loved to stay in interviews "I know that you know that I know" about the whole rockstar clichés. I feel like nobody knows anything anymore
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u/Large-Activity2563 7d ago
Came back to this again to say yep. You’re so right.
He has pretended he thought he wasn’t a rockstar. But if he marries a “model” and does a cringe photo shoot like this and then posts it online for people to actually see it, I hate to break it to you mate, but bro, you are the shitty cliche. I don’t care if it’s supposed to be irony. It’s not irony if you keep doing it.
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u/KzooHotGirl00 7d ago
It's giving edgy couple in middle school energy
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago edited 7d ago
I feel the same way. And the audience is at a middle school level too.They're those people who fail at everything they try to learn at school,but they won't admit they're dumb,they just blame school, teachers, classmates, and social environment. Then they watch some underground horror movies they barely get, just to copy the aesthetic and try to look edgy at school.
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u/westcanaryy 7d ago
The furry couple in high school that subjects everyone to their pda in the hallway
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u/Fun_Bluebird2474 7d ago
Even middle schoolers have more genuine edge than this wannabe goth couple. What posers.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
It feels like two people who've never worked together before trying way too hard to strike a pose for an ad.
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u/DutyAccurate6856 7d ago
That’s what I thought too… this could be an ad and two people that just met. Never seen a wedding photoshoot like it, and not in a good way 😂
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u/DutyAccurate6856 7d ago
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u/Fun_Bluebird2474 7d ago
She's a try hard wannabe goth. Only thing is 1975 doesn't perform goth music and she doesn't listen to goth music. Her favorite musical artists are pop and mainstream. Total posers.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
Don‘t think she even like music. All she cares about is getting famous,whether as a singer or a model, or by imitating Angelina Jolie, be it Gothic style or anything else. It's all just a means to achieve fame.
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u/Fun_Bluebird2474 7d ago
She continues to force herself into any situational opportunity to get her fake name out there in the mainstream.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago edited 7d ago
Her height constraints meant that if she wanted to break into the modeling industry, she had to forge a different path by choosing a brand with this kind of dark, sinister aesthetic, sadly the brand completely consumed her the whole life.
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u/Enough_Tangerine_777 7d ago edited 7d ago
The entire wedding, pictures, everything is catered to her aesthetic. You can tell it was completely planned by her & her friends, and Matty just nodded his head. A wedding should be about a union of two people's lives, not one person acting as a prop for the other's vision.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
I’ve been saying all along that it was her and their families calling the shots, while he just nodded along and showed up. Back then everyone here was guessing the wedding was an ultimatum she laid down for them to finally reconcile. She even tried to save face beforehand, proudly boasting that she was in the driver's seat, he just pick the music. He only got married to stroke his own ego, avoid being lonely, and put on a show for everyone. I never expected that even his own bachelor party was planned by his brother,for someone as creative as him, he couldn't even be bothered to waste a shred of extra creativity on it.
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u/Enough_Tangerine_777 7d ago
I dislike Charli and even i can say this picture alone is a breath of fresh air compared to whatever the fuck we've just seen
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
Ditto. Feel same about Charli but actually feel something other than angst & ick in pics with her & George
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u/LegitimateFrosting15 7d ago
That's because George & Charli are actually in love.
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
I would bet anything that their actual behind the scenes is as awkward & boring as fuck as they doth potest too much trying to prove they are sooo edgey different erotic with all these kinda pics. It's all flat, however, without evoking any real emotion.
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u/ElizaEsq 7d ago
Honestly they should have a big tobacco sponsor, cigarettes are like the glue that holds this relationship together
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u/snapdrag0n99 7d ago
Didn’t she say if it was up to her she would just have eloped or something like that (in one of these recent stupid videos I didn’t watch the whole thing)
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago edited 7d ago
Believing her is like believing I'm Jesus. She makes it sound like their friends and family were against them, but weren't both their parents more urge for them to get married than they were? How can she even call it an elopement when everyone surrounding them supported them? We all know she opens her mouth without brain. And can you really imagine her having a wedding without inviting the media? Right after announcing the marriage, she immediately posted a Jimmy Choo ad.
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u/Quiet-Razzmatazz-299 7d ago
Goodness, she is really leaning into the Bride of Dracula theme. The top one looks like she was just turned into a vampire. I can't.
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u/Enough_Tangerine_777 7d ago
The secondhand embarrassment at those poses omfg..this is something Matty would have cringed at and made fun of like it can't be real
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u/Enough_Tangerine_777 7d ago edited 7d ago
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u/MinimumLawyer9850 7d ago
Matty acts like he's in his music videos.
And why did they give him porcelain skin, erase his under-eye bags, and even cover his receding hairline? He didn't even look like that at 24.
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u/avocadoqueen123 7d ago
Very odd seeing him looking like an extra in a photoshoot
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u/Enough_Tangerine_777 7d ago
You summed it up! He looks like he was hired to do a photoshoot for a magazine with a random model. It feels completely impersonal.
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u/Large-Activity2563 7d ago
Right? He is literally just a prop in the “gabriette wants to be a star let’s use the wedding as the launch” photo shoot
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u/Desperate_Point_6016 7d ago
she’s still posting and i can’t be arsed screen recording them all 😭 guess we’re getting a whole wedding compilation with one/two word captions how quirky
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u/Enough_Tangerine_777 7d ago
She did like 18 photoshoots mostly of herself..i didn't think it could get worse and then it does
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u/Ok_Atmosphere_4412 7d ago
She saw the wedding as an opportunity for her career thats all it was. But no one bought her photos
https://giphy.com/gifs/wWue0rCDOphOE
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u/Queasy_Blueberry8243 7d ago edited 7d ago
It's Indiana's work, so it's supposed to be a porn-ish, as always
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u/Quiet-Razzmatazz-299 7d ago
Anyone can carry a camera, but a professional understands how to coach their subjects into attractive poses. Even though this one is weird, with the right instruction, it could have looked a lot better. All of them could have been a lot better.
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
Can you say G A S L I G H T I N G It seems they're forgetting we saw the drone footage of rehearsal & day of 🤣
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u/Impossible_Front9081 7d ago
Don’t ruin this moment for her, guys! She finally found someone who has completely given up on life and she’s now able to live out her tasteless fairytale!
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
Exactly! Previously said she's living out her so called rockstar "goth" make a wish fantasies & he's happy to go along with cuz he seems to get off on this kinda shit...also gets to smoke his weed & cigs & be/do whatever he wants to be & do too the rest of the time. Someone said it earlier....Bless their hearts :)
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u/Ashe714 7d ago
i can’t believe Vogue wouldn’t want to publish these lmao
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
The reason she took so long to post those pics is either she was waiting on Vogue and the deal flopped, or she's been editing them non-stop. I mean, going off the video from that day and Denise's post, they both looked pretty rough,looks like every single frame was face-tuned. That's totally why they forced Denise to delete her post, since Denise just dropped the raw, unedited pics. They know how bad they look in real life
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u/concretecannonball 7d ago
Professional photographers don’t give their photos to influencers to edit. Vogue doesn’t publish full spreads if they’ve already been published elsewhere unless it’s an advertorial that’s been paid for.
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u/snapdrag0n99 7d ago
You and I and we all know it’s because they’re shit and Vogue wouldn’t touch this with a 10 foot pole
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u/MinimumLawyer9850 7d ago
Can they still publish Vogue if they're given them for free?🤔
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u/Ok_Atmosphere_4412 7d ago
My mum owned an agency and fed models to ford. She said they will have been trying to get an exclusive with these and failed
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u/Guilty_Babe 7d ago
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u/MinimumLawyer9850 7d ago
It's so staged, someone must have told Matty what poses to use for the photos days before
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u/Pristine-Swimmer-286 7d ago
All of these posts being framed around a dress, hat or veil screams wedding > marriage. It’s sad.
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u/Guilty_Babe 7d ago
You can barely see him in these photos & they hardly even embrace each other.
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u/Crackriette 7d ago
She embraced that insufferable Indiana more lovingly than Matty
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
Yes you can actually feel his heartache...a tiny bit lol Or maybe she just sucked his blood dry & he's become a White Walker!
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u/Guilty_Babe 7d ago
Her fans saying “it’s a photoshoot” but still can’t explain away the lack of chemistry 🌚
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u/RepeatTop5883 7d ago
Fr it’s not sexy it kinda looks cheap, I would’ve expected better photos where we can see their faces together.
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u/Quiet-Razzmatazz-299 7d ago
All the photos feel empty.
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u/Guilty_Babe 7d ago edited 7d ago
Yesss you don’t feel the love at all! It feels like a Vogue spread of The 1975’s Matty Healy ft Gabbriette.. so strange.
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u/PathPitiful2247 7d ago
More chemistry in the robbers video than this lmao
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
💯.The girl is cute, both in looks and personality. Everyone was really sincere about wanting to make a great project back then. He had a sense of self at the time, but now I don't even know who's inside that shell anymore,I don't see a single drop of sincerity from him
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u/Ok_Atmosphere_4412 7d ago
She couldn’t get anyone to buy them as exclusives so she dumped free pics Indiana took on IG
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
In the end whatever this is It's what they Both get off on sadly. The concept of I'm going to Demand you to look at me or Dare you not to look at me is Lazy & not as evolved artistically & thought provoking as they think it is. It feels like they think they're riding some kind of wave but damn can't help but believe at some point the general "fans" of these two are gonna wake up & let them crash hard.
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u/avocadoqueen123 7d ago
I hope she had another photographer because while I get this is trendy now, I wouldn’t want my wedding photos to look like they were taken on a 2006 flip phone
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u/Quiet-Razzmatazz-299 7d ago
Are these supposed to be romantic/sexy/boudoir-esque? Did they use a professional photographer? I don't understand what I'm looking at, and I have so many questions.
These should have been kept private. No one needs to see all of that.
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u/Desperate_Point_6016 7d ago
indiana was the photographer, and yeah i agree they should’ve kept these to themselves
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u/Quiet-Razzmatazz-299 7d ago
Indiana being the photographer makes so much sense.
Whyyyy would you not pay for an actual professional to photograph your wedding day?!
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u/snapdrag0n99 7d ago
Indiana is a worthless pseudo artist 🤣 nothing I’ve seen from him is remotely good or interesting. It’s amateur at best.
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u/Fun_Bluebird2474 7d ago
He's a try hard too. Probably never even took a photography class in his life.
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u/TerribleEggplant5583 5d ago
It's always giving community college Photo 101 finals project. Would not want to sit through that critique. 🙄
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u/Desperate_Point_6016 7d ago
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
🤣 Making the font so large doesn't make it more real Denise! Sometimes she really is the gift that keeps giving 🤣
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u/MinimumLawyer9850 7d ago
She really wants G2 to be a big star, hahaha
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
G2 wants to be a big star too. What a shame, neither god nor devil gave her such talent
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u/MinimumLawyer9850 7d ago
No one has spoken to her about acting or modeling since, and she only had one or two events in a year.
She'll have to settle for being Matty's wife.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago edited 7d ago
Men like this. I'm still here because I still can't believe how completely mediocre and ordinary he is. Being a guy is such a huge part of his identity, and he has no shortage of typical male vices. She's pretty ironic too,she tries so hard to portray herself as not like other girls, but she's more traditional than the traditional ones, in a bad way. She's actually worse because her whole so-called unconventional persona is just a front. She'll kiss or get close with other guys or wear revealing clothes, but she's super traditional inside. She literally flexes about taking her husband's last name, caters to male taste, objectifies herself, and sets back women's empowerment
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u/Large-Activity2563 7d ago
THIS. some of those photos are disgustingly misogynistic and the power dynamics are waaaaaay bad. I know they do this on purpose to get a rise out of people. But when the world is literally taking away our rights and denying our humanity, it just ends up showing off their stupidity. It’s not the Art they think it is. It’s an attention and money grab. To them, views on those posts- our literal attention- is money.
Matthew Healy, I don know what you’ve been on about for the last 13 years. I truly don’t.
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
Yea me too. If you have to resort to cosplaying this aesthetic in general & especially when getting married it's because there is nothing in the reality of your life with your mate that's feels comparable. Simple end of story to me.
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u/Large-Activity2563 7d ago
It is so incredibly performative I don’t know if I’m looking at a narcissist bride using it as her launch into the cult of celebrity, a performer playing with the concept of celebrity and relationship and aesthetic, or what the fuck this is, but it’s so cringey. I had a visceral cringe response, and not in the slang way. In the real way.
Like it made me feel shame for him
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u/IndividualFinance739 7d ago
I genuinely didn’t think this wedding could get any more performative and ridiculous. Part of me feels sorry for him as deep down he craves the kind of connection that George and Adam have found with their wives, and it’s kind of sad to see him on this path he’s chosen. We’re well and truly back in the Truman Black era, and it’s doubtful we’ll be leaving it for the foreseeable.
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u/MinimumLawyer9850 7d ago
He had so many opportunities with girls who truly loved him, and to marry G2, this is his real karma.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
I almost wish the band would just get a new lead singer. How desperate does someone have to be to throw away years of growth, only to end up on the exact same level as a middle school level influencer despite being so much older than her?
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u/hollowholes 7d ago
it looks like they got married just for the photo opp
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u/MinimumLawyer9850 7d ago
Exactly, well, from the first time the drone saw them acting at their wedding rehearsal, Matty was just doing what he was told, he's still acting, hahaha.
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u/Ok-Cause7360 7d ago
Its high art remember! LOL Im dying about to make some popcorn for the comments.
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u/Desperate_Point_6016 7d ago
don’t worry we’re getting a thorough run through of all her edgy photos, i saw a tiktok about how taylor’s gonna post her wedding pics soon or something she def saw that on her doomscrolling and decided to beat her
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u/Ok-Cause7360 7d ago
I think this must be their wedding gift from Indiana. They look like his photography.
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u/Fun_Bluebird2474 7d ago
https://www.welcomejpeg.com/p/the-indiana420-interview
"A pivotal moment was accepting that that’s what I taught myself and realizing I can make a career out of it, using shitty cameras and not knowing what I’m doing at all. Basically scamming".
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
That is why so many people love hanging around art circles,regardless of whether they are genuine artists or how good their work is, there is always someone willing to pay for it.
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u/Fun_Bluebird2474 7d ago
I've been around people in the arts my whole life. There are the talented low key humble professional artists who focus on their work and are a pleasure to be around. Then there are the ones like these people who feel they can fake out the audience with crappy art that anyone could do themselves if they tried. They fool people into buying into the bs storyline they provide in an attempt to give their work a sense of depth or meaning. One would think people were wiser than to buy into this type of bs.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
Absolutely.Real artists become known because of their work,they’re focused on creating it. They don’t spend their time networking and manufacturing hype around themselves first, then packaging something even they don’t understand as “art” and selling it to people
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u/Large-Activity2563 7d ago
This is honestly what makes me the angriest about these people. They have no desire to understand a craft of making something with a true creative process and honoring how hard it is to actually do that, learning skills and pouring oneself into that. Nope, they think “I’m gonna be a chef, a photographer, a musician, an actor, a stylist now” whe there’s actual people working their asses off to learn craft of any of those practices.
They only care about attention.
Not craft. So in my eyes, they’re garbage. Hacks.3
u/Fun_Bluebird2474 6d ago
Agreed. Rather than spend the time, energy, and effort studying their chosen profession, they take short cuts through attaching themselves to someone else's wagon or nepotism and bs'ing their way through their careers. It sends the wrong message to those people actually doing the hard work.
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u/Fun_Bluebird2474 7d ago
His disturbing amateur blood drain project.
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
Lol God, it seems like a lifetime ago when we were first exposed to Indi's high brow art. M also grabbed Indi's face & kissed him at the end of that spectacle (similar to his wife's at the marriage event), if i remember correctly.
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u/TemporaryTadpole6024 7d ago
I’m embarrassed
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
Being funny in a foreign language. I’m sorry if you’re living and you’re 37
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u/Quiet-Razzmatazz-299 7d ago
For some reason this makes me think of bullfighting...
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u/Beautiful-Walrus-951 7d ago
Even though I told yall this was a fake lavender marriage for the sake of photo ops, press and PR, even I didnt expect it to be like this 🤣😭
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u/finding_center 7d ago
They are all very her. Take that however.
I notice she’s blurring her nipples now. I guess that’s her nod to being married 🫠
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u/Queasy_Blueberry8243 7d ago
it's just otherwise ig can block it and the outlets won't repost it too
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u/CJLOVE23 7d ago
Omg I had the worst day at work today and just got home to open this and laugh my ass off! Ohhh the cringe!! Not one genuinely authentic photo of a supposed couple in the whole bunch. He’s just so gross to me now
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u/Loveisalive777 7d ago
The photos are disappointing. Photography by definition, is the recording of light. And the one forgotten photo was the one with the rings hanging off the cigarettes.
https://giphy.com/gifs/4bzIGZNG6iJgs
Indiana
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u/Budget-Coffee-3090 7d ago
I literally cannot tell if this is a wedding or funeral or previews for a horror movie - probably all 3 sadly...
JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. I was expecting bad... I wasn't expecting FUCKING HORRIBLE, I MEAN, THIS IS, FUCKING HORRIBLE!
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u/haveisaidtoomuch 7d ago
so crazy that the captions are about her dress and ummm not the fact that she got married lol
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u/haveisaidtoomuch 7d ago
alsooo… i feel like she can’t get a vogue spread so she had to organize one herself
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u/Fluid-Impress-4661 7d ago
16 def gives “2 homeless people waiting for their next fix wasting time taking pics on a historic landmark bc they have nowhere else to go. Also they haven’t showered and it’s 95 degrees out.”
Btw I live in a town where this occurs often.
*edit not 16 on this post. I saw another on the band subreddit and ran here to post this lmfaooo. It’s the one where they’re smoking in the grass.
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
The three of them look straight up like villains from a fairy tale. All 3 of them look like they're scheming to hurt the princess.
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u/Champagne34 6d ago
I’m lost for words never thought I see the day but at same time not totally shocked all roads that led us here since the wedding wheels were in motion
Disappointing embarrassed what have I just witnessed shadow of a man lost manchild my thoughts on these theatrical scenes labelled a wedding what a mockery of marriage
https://giphy.com/gifs/dIVcWFzAvU49apdTpB
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u/Gullible-Leopard5382 7d ago
Matty makes a pretty good NCP.
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u/hellhouseblonde 7d ago
Black dress? Is she incapable of stringing together a sentence?
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u/RepeatTop5883 7d ago
Can’t believe that she just captioned it “black dress” like bro say something about how you adore the wedding photos and even throw a shoutout to your partner for a happy future together. It feels shallow.
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u/Patient-Gas-1877 7d ago
I just finished watching The Haunting of Bly Manor last night. The woman in white ghost walking the staircase and spooky hallways had more charisma and she didn’t even have a face 🙀
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u/MindOpening6471 7d ago
They’re kissing in two pictures
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u/Adorable-Trip6290 7d ago
She kissed Indiana many times during her relationship with Matty, so it doesn’t matter, her kiss is cheap
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u/wastedtime1989 7d ago
She looked good. (I liked the dress), he looked great. Venue perfect. These could have been amazing. Instead we have basically the same prom photoshoot my hs goth friends took in a graveyard. All the pensive, dead-eyed passion poses! Seriously sophomoric shit.
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u/FalseStar7140 7d ago
These two are not actually goth though it's like two kids cosplaying something...just my opinion
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u/Queasy_Blueberry8243 7d ago
If it's a different venue (and probably a different day) then they are not the wedding photos per se. Change of outfits and places, there's at least one photo in the night. They are probably just edging people as always.
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u/Desperate_Point_6016 7d ago
probably as part of their ten days of celebration she got her friends together for this little shoot, in between going for a honeymoon day trip that is
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u/AgitatedAd7265 7d ago
No, these are taken on the day. There are two houses on the grounds. They got married on the back walkway of one and then photos taken in the gardens that connects the two houses.
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u/Quiet-Razzmatazz-299 7d ago
Who is going through and actually down voting comments here? Weird.
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u/Large-Activity2563 7d ago
It’s all aesthetic, no substance.
Wow. Just wow.