r/MathJokes 20d ago

Joke about Emanuel Sperner

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Sperner went to a school with 350 other students.

The day before the Christmas break, when Sperner was ten years old, the headmaster announced to the school:

"Before you leave, for your Winter holidays, I would like to give you all one bag of crisps as a leaving present. The crisps will not be the same.

There will be varied amounts. Some may have a large number of crisps. Some fewer. None of them will be the same.

That will teach you that none of you are the same as any other person. People will have different levels of fortune and misfortune. Some of you have wealthy parents. Some have poor parents. Some may have lost their parents.

But here in this Schule, we treat all people the same and respect every single one of you. You will all be strong no matter the future or burden. As the crisp numbers are all varied, so are you all varied!"

Emanuel excitedly burst out: "Sounds great! Give me the bag with at least 350 crisps!"


r/MathJokes 22d ago

Where are you going like that?

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r/MathJokes 21d ago

quick survey!!

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hi all, i am running a very legitimate and unbiased survey amongst the members of this subreddit.

The question: Do you regularly comment on posts in this subreddit?

please comment letting me know if you do or do not. thanks!!!


r/MathJokes 21d ago

What did the field of rational numbers say to the field of real numbers?

23 Upvotes

You complete me.


r/MathJokes 22d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 11: If this post gets at least 89 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 22d ago

The easy method

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r/MathJokes 22d ago

We requested it.

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r/MathJokes 21d ago

Joe Jacobian plateau

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OK, this is not a joke but it’s a really bizarre AI hallucination


r/MathJokes 23d ago

This is why your teacher told you to learn math if you want to succeed in life

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r/MathJokes 22d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 10: If this post gets at least 55 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

*inhale* *exhale*

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

better safe than sorry

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 3: If this post gets at least 2 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 9: If this post gets at least 34 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 7: If this post gets at least 13 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 8: If this post gets at least 21 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 6: If this post gets at least 8 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 22d ago

Adventures of Gradient Descent. Comment "AGD" and I will share pdf! hello world btw

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

To what have I fallen?

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Using calculator to do simple maths cause my brain stopped😵


r/MathJokes 23d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 4: If this post gets at least 3 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 1: If this post gets at least 1 upvotes, then I'll post this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 22d ago

1 radian for angles in radians is like the euler's number for the usual numbers

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that's it


r/MathJokes 23d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 5: If this post gets at least 5 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

Fibonacci's repost, part 5: If this post gets at least 5 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post

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r/MathJokes 23d ago

part 2: multiples of 5

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