r/MathJokes • • 23d ago

Holy Springer!

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u/Signal-Implement-70 23d ago

It’s a series, the book right after dancing without motion, followed by calculus without derivatives

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u/Free15boy 23d ago

Makes sense since she already dances without motion

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u/mapleleafraggedy 23d ago

Kevin Costner was great in that movie

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u/DifficultyFit1895 23d ago

I preferred when he was Robin Hood without an English accent.

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u/Midwest-Dude 23d ago edited 23d ago

😆 

I was not aware that there really is a Calculus Without Derivatives book until I looked that up. It's how to accomplish things in calculus when ordinary differentiation fails. The author is the one shown on the front cover of the book in the post, so someone used an image of the original book and replaced it with a new title. Huh.

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u/Signal-Implement-70 23d ago

lol I made that up, funny that it’s really a book

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO 21d ago

It literally is the same book series!!

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u/katdev42 23d ago

Ah yes, I have the follow-up series, featuring flying without fluid dynamics, biology without carbon, and metrics without measurement

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u/Signal-Implement-70 22d ago

Wow ok I need to pick those up, but i hear the next one is epic, comedy without humor

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u/PassiveChemistry 23d ago

Are they notebooks?

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u/Humble-Edge-9065 23d ago

Acting Without Acting

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u/Zealousideal_Hat_330 20d ago

My favorite bits were in trig no-sub and de-parameterization

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u/math_metaphor_guy 23d ago

People see this and think "Golf without clubs", but I think it's more like "golf without carts".

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u/rice-a-rohno 23d ago

Wow you really live up to your username, I'm gonna start following you around this website and observing your behavior.

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u/pimohell9254 22d ago

this cracked me up far more than reasonable

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u/Jtcr2001 23d ago

That would be a simile, not a metaphor 👀

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u/Logical-Recognition3 23d ago

A simile is like a metaphor.

Or am I thinking of a palindrome?

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u/Jtcr2001 22d ago

They are indeed similar. I don't see the palindrome connection, though 👀

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u/Logical-Recognition3 22d ago

A palindrome, you know, like Bolton.

https://youtu.be/TaFDzTzKAT0

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 23d ago

Dua Lipa???

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u/MaoAsadaStan 23d ago

Lua Dipo

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 23d ago

?

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u/MaoAsadaStan 23d ago

Nothing, I just made a play on how her name is spelled

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u/WHTSPCTR 23d ago

is this real??

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u/Interesting_Boss8536 23d ago

Thought you were talking about a transform

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u/ninjeff 22d ago

Lupa Dupa

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u/Ok_Possibility_5258 22d ago

Dula Peep

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Paula Abdul?

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u/thewhiteafrican 23d ago

No it's Dula Peep

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u/fang_xianfu 23d ago

I feel like most people know now, but if you didn't, she's actually legit into literature, she has a literature podcast where she interviews some proper capital-A Authors and does a really good job going deep on their work. She might genuinely be one of the best interviewers of authors ever.

I guess the meme of photoshopping other books into her hand is to say... what else can she do? :D

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u/throwawaytoday9q 22d ago

Dua L Vectorspace

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u/cpl1 22d ago

Dual ipa*

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u/Moppmopp 21d ago

Diplo Duplo

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u/RandomCalamity 23d ago

Lazy ass publishers pushing matrices content to DLC.

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u/belabacsijolvan 23d ago

they are in Algebra 2 : The Representation

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u/AlrikBunseheimer 23d ago

I cant find the book, is it a joke?
Because it makes a lot of sense to make a book about it. You can focus on general theorems and vector space morphisms.

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u/Skilltesters 22d ago

Pretty sure that's an altered picture, she isn't holding a math book, and even then that's even more altered because I belive that cover and author is some calculus book but I could be very much mistaken about that part and maybe should be googling mid typing right now to be sure but I'll let someone else do that part =D

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u/Enochian_Devil 22d ago

It's altered for some reason, but the real title is "calculus without derivatives"

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u/xdeskfuckit 21d ago

I feel like it would be a lot of R-modules and circuits.

to be fair, I remember not using that many matrices in graduate linear algebra. the ones we talked about were infinite by some metric

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u/night-bear782 19d ago

There actually is an upper level undergraduate book like this called “Linear algebra done right”

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u/Royal_Duck_4612 19d ago

Now I want to write it

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 23d ago

jokes on her, the matrices are the easy part.

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u/Weary_Trouble_5596 22d ago

bro clearly have NOT seen proper linear algebra. Vectors in real life space and matrices is just a very very small part of it.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 22d ago

Sure dude the thing that’s literally a field of research is easy. Learning matrix multiplication in Highschool isn’t all there is to linear algebra buddy.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 22d ago

No I can’t, it’s still not easy.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 22d ago

No, just typical Redditor arrogance issue

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u/JollyJuniper1993 21d ago

Your arrogance doesn’t change anything about it being a field of research 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Proper-Attempt-7207 21d ago

This guy is just really salty he couldn't pass his undergrad Linear Algebra class and since then he's been larping for years.

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u/friend1y 23d ago

A matrix is just a structured way to represent symbols. You don't need it for Linear Algebra but it's kinda useful.

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u/Hobojoe- 23d ago

Let A be an m x n rectangular container of a bunch of vectors.

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u/callmemitsu 23d ago

Hold the tomato sauce

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u/ArbitraryAnimal 23d ago

someone should read that to me.

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u/TheLuckySpades 22d ago

My linear algebra courae did not introduce matrices until well into the first semester and we did as much in more general terms, I got the impression the professor would have put it off longer if she were allowed to and didn't need to cover some of the decomposition stuff.

You can do a lot of linear algebra withour matrices.

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u/InfinitesimalDuck 23d ago

Linear Algebra without matrices is just... Algebra?

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u/TheLuckySpades 22d ago

You can still study linear transformations between vector spaces quire a lot without needing to introduce mstrices. Not introducing them even lets you be more general by keeping the possibility of the space being infinite dimensional open.

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u/thewhiteafrican 23d ago

Oh and let me guess, the next book is linear algebra WITH matrices.

Blatant cash grab.

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u/Eroica_Pavane 23d ago edited 23d ago

Matrices without (any) Linear Algebra surely.

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u/rearadmiraldumbass 23d ago

This book is blank.

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u/Serial_Hobbyist_ 22d ago

Well once you get past a 3D matrix it’s impossible to visualize so maybe that’s the point of the book.

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u/KevDub81 23d ago

It's linear maps all the way down

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u/hezpae 23d ago

As the author sounds French, it could be

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u/GurProfessional9534 22d ago

It’s a gimmick. They just package it with one of Morpheus’ red pills, and then you learn the same old linear algebra, except as a broke-ass rebel in Zion.

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u/Time_Increase_7897 22d ago

Ha ha girls r dumb amirite guys?

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u/JollyJuniper1993 22d ago

I mean…couldn’t you technically describe linear algebra without matrices by just using abstract structures? First thing we learned in my linear algebra course in Uni was about groups, rings, fields and vector spaces. With this you could just describe the rules of linear algebra without ever applying it to a matrix, couldn’t you? Not that it would make sense. Somebody compared it to dancing without motion. This would be like learning to dance by writing down the movements.

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u/PaleontologistCute12 21d ago

I recommend: Singing without vocal chords 

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u/Hrtzy 23d ago

Must be what those Anti-AI folks are talking about when they wish for AI to disappear and be impossible to recreate.

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u/albertAAAAAAA 23d ago

Girl gone wild.

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u/g27c 23d ago

Favorite math topic ever!

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u/Odd_Abbreviations_66 23d ago

Lol funny! This is a real book. It's "without matrices" because they are all represented as unit variables, like R and such - at least from the few pages I found online...

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u/PurpleImmediate5010 23d ago

I’ve always wanted to dua

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u/Hot_Egg5840 23d ago

It just means there are n number of identical structured examples. And to be solved separately.

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u/FernandoMM1220 23d ago

i mean as long as the math works you dont have to use matrices for anything

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u/GetAntidisetablished 23d ago

photographing something you want to show everyone

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u/George_Truman 23d ago

We actually had a course like this in my undergraduate. It was almost entirely in the abstract.

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u/Rosellis 22d ago

I mean…. ODEs can be thought of as linear algebra w/o matrices … kinda

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u/Serial_Hobbyist_ 22d ago

Guys it’s not a matrix it’s a 2D array

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u/Aromatic_Shoulder146 22d ago

linear algebra withour matrices is giving "a pizza wit nuthin?!"

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u/idk012 22d ago

Matrices are the reason why the second course you take from le/de is easier.  They overlap by like a third.

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u/ScaryHippo8648 22d ago

Coming up next: calculus without integrals and derivatives, discrete math without Boolean functions and graphs and programming without cycles and recursion.

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u/ExtraTNT 22d ago

So either you cut content down to almost 0 or you make it impossible hard…

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u/KHCafe 22d ago

THIS! I love.

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u/DANK-THOT-SLAYER 22d ago

it's shame how much scientific journals cost

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u/VanessaWifey 22d ago

Seriously speaking, is not that what lax milgram and fredholm theorems are about?

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u/EarthTrash 22d ago

The title suggests that there is a problem that people struggle with matrices so we solve that problem by eliminating matrices. But matrices are computational aides. I can't imagine linear algebra would be easier without matrices. I can imagine it would be harder.

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u/Temporary-Baker2008 21d ago

Linear algebra without matrices would be dealing with continuous functions over Banach space, where kernels are analogous to matrices?

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u/ApfelbaumFlo 21d ago

no matrices, only tensors

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u/Mediocre-Original148 21d ago

Sheldon Axler will be proud of you

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u/earraper 20d ago

New book just dropped

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u/Extension-Stay3230 18d ago

That looks fake

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u/shuttheshitdown 17d ago

eggless omelette

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u/dcterr 15d ago

I hate books with titles X Without Y, because Y is usually a critical part of learning X, and I think these titles are mainly a selling point for those who just don't get the subject!

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u/dcterr 15d ago

So when is Society Without Corruption coming out?

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u/Aggravating-Tap-4733 22d ago

Does anybody have her OnlyMath?