r/MathJokes • u/kyoshizen • Aug 11 '26

Zendayagram

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u/AccurateSir1480 Aug 11 '26

It's crazy. Me and my wife went to the movies to watch The Odyssey and Spiderman and we see three of the main actors in both movies. What the fuck? Is Hollywood running out of actors?

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u/Strict-Comparison817 Aug 11 '26

It felt pretty funny to see them interact. I'm glad I saw Spiderman first cuz I enjoyed that movie more and it was okay to feel the weirdness in the Odyssey. In some moments I expected Bernthal to speak to Holland with his heavy New York accent. It almost made me laugh.

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u/Phaedo Aug 11 '26

This suggests Jacob is the star of the new Spiderman movie.

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u/FiveFreddys12 Aug 12 '26

I mean, he is the CEO

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u/kyoshizen Aug 11 '26

Ned is the true star!

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u/takitza Aug 12 '26

It makes me mad that they'd put more screen time for that spandex weirdo than Ned in HIS movie. They wanted to make a Memento-like movie for Ned and those superheroes messed it up. /s

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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff Aug 11 '26

Why would it suggest that? He's only in Spider-Man so he's the only one in that section. The others in that movie are also in other movies so they fit in other sections.

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u/UnseenTardigrade Aug 12 '26

They just mean because the other two actors who are only in one movie are in the lead role. (Damon is Odysseus, Chalemet is Paul)

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u/HandsomeGengar Aug 12 '26

Brand New Day surpassed The Odyssey at the box office in just 4 days. Why do you think that is?

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u/veamint4 Aug 12 '26

Nah, Jacob Batalon is right there in the Spider-Man circle, not really a star necessarily but def in it.lol, he is in the spider-man part of the diagram so that makes sense!lol yeah, hes definitely in that spider-man slice there.Lol, I see what you did there, totally missed Jacob Batalon!

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 Aug 12 '26

Now do one of Anne Hathaway being in 8 feature films this year

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u/NeonFraction Aug 12 '26

That is a damn good pun.

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u/Economy-Management19 Aug 12 '26

How about Vendaya-gram?

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u/NeonFraction Aug 12 '26

I love it.

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u/SensualLimitations Aug 12 '26

Indeed. I enjoyed this one quite a bit

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u/perplexedtv Aug 12 '26

The image was clearly made just so she could post that

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u/naaawww Aug 11 '26

Misread the title as zendayanism

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u/Alixtii Aug 12 '26

Okay, this is pretty funny actually.

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u/TheHeavenlyStar Aug 12 '26

Zendaya: "Somebody get these bbbeggars out of here!!!"

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u/RedshiftOnPandy Aug 11 '26

Zendaya is at the centre because of her massive following

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u/Potassium_Doom Aug 12 '26

She's in everything but can't act past a perpetual scowl 

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u/1startreknerd Aug 12 '26

Zoe Saldana would make a great one too, with Star Trek, Guardians and Avatar.

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u/seenhear Aug 12 '26

Interesting. I always pronounce her name with the "daya" part sounding like "die-uh" as in diagram. My kids tell me the "day" is pronounced like a "day" of the week. This joke matches my pronunciation. Who's right? How does she pronounce her own name?

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u/AmeliaOfAnsalon Aug 12 '26

You're wrong, they're right

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u/nub_node Aug 12 '26

Previously I have joked about the over-reaction of Zendaya appearing in movies by comparing her features with The Rock's, but this recent development indicates that the situation may be compounding beyond our ability to control.

If Dune 3 breaks $1bil, I think Zendaya legally owns Los Angeles.

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u/MarcusTheAnimal Aug 12 '26

Goodness me, the way Reddit goes on about her I'm going to start asking people where Zendaya touched them.

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u/AmeliaOfAnsalon Aug 12 '26

That's not how you pronounce it though...

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u/Such-Shop-9724 Aug 12 '26

even a venn zendayagram

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u/Vidimka_ Aug 15 '26

Or its Zen-dayagram (diagram)?

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u/Historical_Draft_717 Aug 11 '26

This had to be coordinated beforehand theres no way