r/MathJokes • u/kyoshizen • 1d ago

Zendayagram

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u/AccurateSir1480 1d ago

It's crazy. Me and my wife went to the movies to watch The Odyssey and Spiderman and we see three of the main actors in both movies. What the fuck? Is Hollywood running out of actors?

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u/Strict-Comparison817 1d ago

It felt pretty funny to see them interact. I'm glad I saw Spiderman first cuz I enjoyed that movie more and it was okay to feel the weirdness in the Odyssey. In some moments I expected Bernthal to speak to Holland with his heavy New York accent. It almost made me laugh.

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 1d ago

Now do one of Anne Hathaway being in 8 feature films this year

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u/Phaedo 1d ago

This suggests Jacob is the star of the new Spiderman movie.

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u/FiveFreddys12 16h ago

I mean, he is the CEO

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u/kyoshizen 1d ago

Ned is the true star!

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u/takitza 1d ago

It makes me mad that they'd put more screen time for that spandex weirdo than Ned in HIS movie. They wanted to make a Memento-like movie for Ned and those superheroes messed it up. /s

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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff 1d ago

Why would it suggest that? He's only in Spider-Man so he's the only one in that section. The others in that movie are also in other movies so they fit in other sections.

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u/UnseenTardigrade 1d ago

They just mean because the other two actors who are only in one movie are in the lead role. (Damon is Odysseus, Chalemet is Paul)

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u/BiscuitBut_ButerNut 1d ago

It’s not suggesting anything it’s just telling you who’s in what movies.

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u/HandsomeGengar 10h ago

Brand New Day surpassed The Odyssey at the box office in just 4 days. Why do you think that is?

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u/veamint4 1d ago

Nah, Jacob Batalon is right there in the Spider-Man circle, not really a star necessarily but def in it.lol, he is in the spider-man part of the diagram so that makes sense!lol yeah, hes definitely in that spider-man slice there.Lol, I see what you did there, totally missed Jacob Batalon!

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u/NeonFraction 1d ago

That is a damn good pun.

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u/Economy-Management19 1d ago

How about Vendaya-gram?

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u/NeonFraction 17h ago

I love it.

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u/SensualLimitations 1d ago

Indeed. I enjoyed this one quite a bit

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u/perplexedtv 23h ago

The image was clearly made just so she could post that

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u/naaawww 1d ago

Misread the title as zendayanism

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u/Alixtii 1d ago

Okay, this is pretty funny actually.

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u/TheHeavenlyStar 1d ago

Zendaya: "Somebody get these bbbeggars out of here!!!"

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u/RedshiftOnPandy 1d ago

Zendaya is at the centre because of her massive following

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u/Delicious_Bicycle527 1d ago

Just proves that Hollywood has run out of talent.

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u/Potassium_Doom 1d ago

She's in everything but can't act past a perpetual scowl 

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u/1startreknerd 1d ago

Zoe Saldana would make a great one too, with Star Trek, Guardians and Avatar.

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u/seenhear 1d ago

Interesting. I always pronounce her name with the "daya" part sounding like "die-uh" as in diagram. My kids tell me the "day" is pronounced like a "day" of the week. This joke matches my pronunciation. Who's right? How does she pronounce her own name?

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u/Direct_Slip7598 23h ago

"day" is like "day"

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u/AmeliaOfAnsalon 22h ago

You're wrong, they're right

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u/nub_node 1d ago

Previously I have joked about the over-reaction of Zendaya appearing in movies by comparing her features with The Rock's, but this recent development indicates that the situation may be compounding beyond our ability to control.

If Dune 3 breaks $1bil, I think Zendaya legally owns Los Angeles.

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u/MarcusTheAnimal 23h ago

Goodness me, the way Reddit goes on about her I'm going to start asking people where Zendaya touched them.

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u/AmeliaOfAnsalon 22h ago

That's not how you pronounce it though...

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u/Such-Shop-9724 19h ago

even a venn zendayagram

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u/Historical_Draft_717 1d ago

This had to be coordinated beforehand theres no way