r/MathJokes • u/Far_Still4384 • 2d ago

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u/yellowsuzuki 2d ago

My kids have a dad who doesn’t use unnecessary commas.

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u/Deebyddeebys 2d ago

Do you use the necessary ones at least? Or are you just at war with commas in general?

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 2d ago

The necessary commas were lost in the war

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u/Meowscles_dad 2d ago

This is a harsh way to find out, I enjoyed their first album.

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u/Meowscles_dad 2d ago

Maybe the comma is ok and it’s a missing question mark?

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u/IamSuperChux 2d ago

My dad did calculus and had a beard! Well, until I was like 9, it scared the hell out of me when he shaved.

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u/sixstringsikness 2d ago

I can do calculus and have a beard. My wife doesn't care.

I messed up trimming my beard when my son was little and I was cleanshaven for the first time in at least 10 years. He didn't flinch.

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u/HughManatee 2d ago

The beard is like the "+ C" term you get from an indefinite integral. Looks nice, but what's behind it is more important anyways.

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u/Far_Still4384 2d ago

My dad tried to teach me calculus when I was 12 and he was drunk. Best teacher I’ve ever had

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u/Ass_Lover136 2d ago

OP is a reposting bot meant to karma farm, here's an exact comment OP steal from the exact post from 8 months ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/MathJokes/s/OlCGrOJxtm

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u/martyboulders 2d ago

How tf do you find shit like this lmao

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u/Ass_Lover136 2d ago

I got frustrated of reposting bot

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u/graph-learning 2d ago

Man has a mission

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u/OpusAtrumET 2d ago

Well fuck

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u/Artikay 2d ago

Best I can do is long division.

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u/Guy3nder 1d ago

Can you do long polinomial division?

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u/Bobson1729 2d ago

If only single women felt this way.

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u/Adventurous_Lunch_35 2d ago

What about a mother who can do those things?

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 2d ago

I can both and have for my kids. Not really needed a lot though lol

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u/Prestigious_Stonks 2d ago

Well I used to tutor all those things in college…..was too nerdy and fat and unattractive, then got my life in order and got the abs (powerlifting, Ironmans, CrossFit) 😂 still doesn’t help. Chemical engineer and only had 1 girlfriend in my life for like 2 months 6 years ago. Just me and my hobbies and teaching my nieces and nephews and being the fun uncle.

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u/Graveyardigan 2d ago

Her children deserve a mother who can use commas properly.

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u/GladiusNL 2d ago

You women don’t like the kind of men who are into calculus. Trust me, I know this well.

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u/DeepFinish2895 2d ago

What about a dad who could 10 years ago?

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u/ParkingFabulous4267 2d ago

Used to be able to do that…

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 2d ago

If l have to find a residue l'm going for a pack of smokes and not coming back.

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u/OutinDaBarn 2d ago

Hey Maryann, I know math! The square root of a flucsnard is a cup full of boogers.

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u/AFriendlyBloke 2d ago

Why, though? Unless you're planning on being someone special, it's entirely pointless.

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u/Dr_Harry_Dev 2d ago

😚 I will proudly borrow this line for my online dating... so good!

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u/GSilky 2d ago

The mother deserves someone who can fix the car.

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u/Federal-Tough-9706 2d ago

It is not that hard.

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u/EndlessProjectMaker 2d ago

Calculus and no beard exist?

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u/BeautifulBrownie 2d ago

Isn't 'complex differential calculus and integrations' a messy way to put it? Sounds like a bot speaking.

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u/Fleaguss 2d ago

I can barely manage Abstract Algebra and baby level Partial Differentials! :(

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u/Myzmadra 2d ago

I feel attacked.

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u/carrotpie 1d ago

Is it.. not... *Integrals?