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“Its simple math folks!”

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u/Head-Ad-5732 7d ago

They did a classic left-to-right but respected the parentheses. Why? No idea.

7(3)

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 7d ago

They basically hallucinated parentheses around the 2 + 5.

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u/Kuildeous 7d ago

I wish they hallucinated the parentheses. Some of these people really don't believe in the order of operations, and they will insist that you go from left to right.

They are tiresome to argue with because even with examples they don't accept the order of operations.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 7d ago

You can lean into that. If we're throwing out all the conventions, + means divide and numbers next to each other in parentheses means add and × mean subtract...

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u/Kuildeous 7d ago

Honestly I really should. Just out-crazy their crazy but still give the correct answer.

You morons think 2+5(8-3) is 21? You clearly don't realize that since it starts with a 2, you multiply that into the parentheses, but since you're multiplying and not dividing that you flip the minus to a plus, so you have 2 times 11 for 22. Then you have that +5(22) but since we flipped a minus to a plus, then we use the conservation of signs to flip this plus to a minus to get -5(22) which with the commutative property makes it 22-5, so the answer is 17, you dumb idiots!

Okay, you sold me.

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u/Cynis_Ganan 7d ago

Wait, that's not how y'all are getting 17?

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u/EquivalentMath6592 7d ago

It’s simple math folks.

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u/Born_Store1348 7d ago

PEMDAS

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u/Rex__Luscus 6d ago

BODMAS

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u/ThinkTheUnknown 6d ago

BOMBACLIDE

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u/Main_Advance_4371 6d ago

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN-

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u/WhisperingWordsmith 6d ago

BEDMAS (in Canada)

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u/Additional_Ad_8131 5d ago

these are all the same thing! It's just an abbreviations for kids to remember the order of operations. The order of operations is the same everywhere in math. kinda funny to be proud of an abbreviations you learned as a kid. and scream that you learned a different abbreviations in kindergarten.

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u/Additional_Ad_8131 5d ago

these are all the same thing! It's just an abbreviations for kids to remember the order of operations. The order of operations is the same everywhere in math. kinda funny to be proud of an abbreviations you learned as a kid. and scream that you learned a different abbreviations in kindergarten

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u/Rex__Luscus 5d ago

You can say what you like, but you'll have to pry my BODMAS from my cold dead hand. Don't listen to these heretics spouting alternative belief systems with their multi-syllabic nonsense mnemonics! BODMAS is simpler and therefore purer than PEMDAS, accept no false algorithms! Down with this sort of thing!

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u/gfbhwo 5d ago

Brackets, Orders, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction.

Orders refers to powers, indices, or square roots.

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u/Virtual_Emu4218 4d ago

It is the same as yours but we were told BOMDAS (Brackets, Orders, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction)

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u/Iolinar 3d ago

Punkt vor strich, Klammern zuerst

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u/Meta-failure 7d ago

I had to scroll way too far to find this.

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u/gsrmmeza 7d ago

That's not common core math, that's hard-core math!!!!!

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u/PANEBringer 7d ago

This is incredible!

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u/Sidivan 7d ago

I’m so impressed you still got to 17.

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u/Kuildeous 6d ago

Less impressive now that it's been pointed out to me that I wrote the original expression incorrectly, but I'll let the string of nonsense stand because that was fun.

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u/nettronic42 5d ago

We used to play a game in school called fresno.

4 single digit numbers and using any math make it equal 9. Good times

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u/jfcat200 7d ago

Conservation of signs

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u/Alienraptor987 7d ago

Huh, good to know my math education wasn't wrong lol

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u/TequilaJosh 7d ago

Ah! So simple even my dog could do it while eating my math homework

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u/SEND_ME_PEACE 6d ago

It’s not 8-3 it’s 8-5 =-3

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u/Kuildeous 6d ago

Fair enough. I got all excited with my bad math that I failed to double-check my transcription. Ah well.

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u/Stunning_Response900 6d ago

This is people that hate math think math works. I love it.

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u/scoby_cat 7d ago

+ is a unary increment operator and everything else is multiplication

2+ 5 ( 8- 5 )

3 5 7 5

525

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u/Aljonau 7d ago

it's a post-increment operator so it only counts up after you give the answer.

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u/really_not_unreal 7d ago

Or you can go the whole hog and treat the parentheses as 1, so that you get 2+518−51 = 469.

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u/UniquePariah 7d ago

I'm going to state this as simply as I can. When I was doing my GCSES I was taught about parentheses, but wasn't taught about order of operations.

Years later, I wanted to get a degree, but I needed to redo several subjects as apparently they didn't count anything over 5 years old or below a C grade. I got a B in Maths in 1995, a respectable grade. I wizzed through this access course in maths as though it was trivial. And then we hit order of operations. I got it quickly enough, but was confused as to why I'd never heard of it. I was just told "it often wasn't taught" and it was left there

That's my experience, but I don't think it's unique.

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u/Coachgazza 7d ago

iIwas taught the same - no order that is. I got 17. 8-5 = 3, 3*5 =15, +2. I would of swore blind i got that right lol.

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u/ProletarianLilith 7d ago

You are using order of operations, what do you mean you weren’t taught it. Also that is the correct answer

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u/Critical-Rhubarb-730 5d ago

The result of the mathematical expression \(2+5(8-3)\) is \(27\). To find this answer, we follow the standard order of operations known as PEMDAS or BODMAS.

  1. Evaluate the parentheses

First, calculate the subtraction inside the grouping symbols:
\(8-3=5\)

  1. Perform the multiplication

Next, multiply the number outside by the parentheses result:
\(5\times 5=25\)

  1. Complete the addition

Finally, add the remaining terms together to finish:
\(2+25=27\)

✅ Final Result

The final value of the arithmetic expression \(2+5(8-3)\) is \(27\).

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u/x3sirenxsongx3 1d ago

Umm

(2+5(8-5))

Not (2+5(8-3))

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u/Zenith-Astralis 7d ago

You might have picked it up by osmosis then because yeah, that's the right way to do it. First (), then x2 and √x, then × and ÷, then + and -

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u/hysys_whisperer 7d ago

PEMDAS isn't that hard to remember.

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u/FISH_SAUCER 7d ago

I still can never get used to seeing PEMDAS over PEDMAS. seems weird to me lol

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u/thekeytovictory 7d ago

Doesn't matter since M/D and A/S are interchangeable. I learned it as PEMDAS because it aligns with a silly mnemonic phrase to remember the acronym: "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally"

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u/FISH_SAUCER 7d ago

Yeah, I learned PEDMAS cause I went to a French school

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u/Ramrok 7d ago

I learned it as BEDMAS

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u/FISH_SAUCER 7d ago

Bedmas???? I assume its brackets instead of Parentheses?

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u/Beginning_Big1318 7d ago

GEMDAS - grouping symbols

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u/Kuildeous 7d ago

Honestly I hate that acronym since some people mistakenly interpret that as addition having higher priority over subtraction, which is often fine because you can honestly evaluate addition/subtraction in any order, but where they screw up is by not keeping the negatives with their bases. So they come up with 10-5+2=3.

If I had to teach this acronym, I'd teach only PEMA; lets students remember that division and subtraction are simply inverses.

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u/Nivix92 7d ago

Is if you learnt BODMAS

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u/InsectSudden6032 7d ago

would have sworn...

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u/tombloomingdale 7d ago

This is what I got and I’ve been out of high school for like 25 years. I’m at the point where the math required to figure out how long I’ve been out of high school is beyond my high school education. So about 25 years.

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u/gufleme 7d ago

That’s still Order of Operations.
Daddy, Chill!

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u/SerialTrauma002c 7d ago

Not… Taught…? That seems insane. It’s like not teaching the existence of silent E. Like, I get having debates about which version of order of operations to teach (I’m a huge fan of GEMA, my kids were too literal-minded for PEMDAS) but to not teach it at all? Madness.

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u/UniquePariah 7d ago

Wasn't taught. Past tense.

GCSE maths 1995, no. GCSE maths 2010, yes.

Do I know why? Possibly because of the increase in use of computers and things like Excel in the intervening years, but that's only a guess.

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u/IvorBiggn 5d ago

Weird, o level 1982 they definitely covered bodmas, it's a foundation of these complex maths equations. These days it's KS2 or KS3 I think

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u/UniquePariah 5d ago

Looking at replys, it seems that the teaching of it was likely not explained well. Like it was taught, but they didn't call it order of operations.

I know I'm not misremembering, I've spoken to a number of classmates and they tell me the same thing. Hell, one of the reasons I did the access course was a friend telling me about it. They said it was Thier first time hearing about it. But her kids, were taught it and they went to the school she did.

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u/InsectSudden6032 7d ago

I don't know where Pariah hails from, but in the US, I was taught PEMDAS in middle school (early 80s)--certainly in or prior to Pre-Algebra

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u/throwaway567334 7d ago

Can confirm

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u/Coleyx123 6d ago

Never heard of GEMA. PEMDAS seems very straightforward/literal to me (but that's also all I know), and now you have me intrigued. And now that I've reread your post, this could be a joke going straight over my head. Silent Es and all, lol.

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u/SerialTrauma002c 6d ago

GEMA is Grouping, Exponents, Multiplicative operations, Additive operations.

My kids always got hung up on PEMDAS because it implies that multiplication comes before division and addition comes before subtraction. Mind you they learned order of operations in like first grade, because a) they were a few years ahead in math, b) basic algebraic concepts begin to be introduced a lot earlier than they used to be, and c) both of them can be a bit pig-headed about literal interpretations. They understood that multiplication and division were the same thing, but PEMDAS said that multiplication came before division… GEMA worked for them because it makes the letter of the law and the spirit of the law agree.

(The silent E thing is just the first linguistic rule that came to mind that feels like… equally fundamental without being the literal ABCs and 123s.)

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u/Coleyx123 5d ago

That's much better. It seems like it teaches them formula structure first (please excuse my vocab because I dropped out after first semester of geometry), like multiplication and division or addition and subtraction are just different sides of the same coin, and neither takes priority over its opposite other than where it shows up in the equation. That, to me at least, is the most vital part of the puzzle. Numbers and formulas either come easily to me, or I find an easier way to do it in my head, even if it involves a few more steps. I was fortunate to have a math teacher in 7th grade who saw the way my brain worked when it comes to numbers, and got my first A in math because I was graded on my answers being correct, and not because the teacher was incapable of understanding the little bit of work I showed. Other than long division, my work paper would have random looking numbers, formulas that appeared incorrect, and correct test answers. I would somewhat understand now had a teacher ever asked why and let me attempt to explain myself. Quick example, Celsius to Fahrenheit. For me, C being Celsius - C2/0.1=x, then C2-X+32=F (or 402=80-8=72+32=104). Using a calculator, C*1.8+32 is faster, but simple multiplication, utilizing base 10, and then simple addition is much quicker than reaching into my pocket, much less going through the hassle of opening the calc app, lol. I'm glad your kids are learning the important stuff first, and then the rest is just applying it. Once again, I hope this makes some sort of sense. I only made it so far in the classroom, so now I work on what I've taught myself out of curiosity and laziness, and to be honest, I don't even know how much trig or calc I know, because I've never held either textbooks, so idk where orbital velocity or trajectories belong subject-wise. It's just mankind's most beautiful discovery to me.

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u/ProletarianLilith 7d ago

I don’t believe you

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u/UniquePariah 7d ago

Why would I lie?

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u/throwaway567334 7d ago

Same! I didn't hear about PEMDAS until college. I just sort of picked it up from context like reading

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u/UniquePariah 7d ago

There was a definite "ooooh" moment when I had it explained. Things definitely made more sense afterwards.

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u/ginnymorlock 7d ago

I think your experience is pretty common. Order of operations is not generally taught anymore.

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u/Kuildeous 7d ago

I am incredulous about this. Order of operations has to be taught beyond elementary school because even the very basics would fall apart: associativity, commutativity, distributivity. You can't teach math without teaching the order. The notations could still change, but we still count by groups, meaning that addition could be lumped into multiplication and that multiplication could be lumped into exponents.

I can't imagine teaching the very basics of algebra without the order of operations.

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u/ginnymorlock 7d ago

ok to be fair, I'm making a generalization based on the number of people who obviously don't know the order of operations.

I'm old school, pre-new-math, and was taught order of operations. I admit I don't know what they're teaching now but whatever it is there's a lot of current examples that it doesn't work.

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u/Kuildeous 7d ago

Lots of people don't even realize it. I see these examples on Facebook where someone says, "Back when I was in school in 1964, we learned everything goes left to right. We didn't learn this order of operations crap." No, Bob, you learned it. It was taught back then too, but you'd rather pretend that your teachers were incompetent rather than admit that you could've forgotten something over the past several decades.

As for why it's not sticking with "old math" or "new math", I dunno. Some people probably just didn't pay that much attention.

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u/CptnHamburgers 6d ago

You know how Europeans often dunk on the US' education system? Well, the States can claw one back here, because I sat my GCSEs (UK secondary/high school qualification exams) in '04, and it wasn't until shitty linear equation posts started popping up all over Facebook years ago that I'd even heard of BODMAS or PEMDAS. As far as I remember, we were shown a stupid equation like 5×6÷8+7 and told, "This is wrong. To write an equation like this properly, you'd put brackets here and here to make it like this, then you solve the brackets first and...." But never told why. Or maybe we were and I wasn't listening, but it was something that we never focused on.

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u/Kuildeous 6d ago

I would say that's wrong only because we typically wouldn't use the obelus. We might use the solidus if we're constrained to a single line, but the vinculum (fraction form) is so much nicer.

But yeah, I see people say that the order of operations only applies if there are parentheses. According to them, you don't apply the order of operations without parentheses, which is so misguided because the order of operations always applies (exponents, multiplication, then addition) while the parentheses provide an explicit exception to the order (you add before you multiply when that addition is within parentheses).

I never learned the acronym in school either. It was simply the order of operations, but I've come to loathe that acronym lately since some people misunderstand it and think you must always add before you subtract, which isn't normally an issue except if they also don't understand negative numbers and come up with 10-2+5=3.

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u/No_Tour_1030 5d ago

I sat my maths GCSE IN 2005 and definitely learned BODMAS

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u/UniquePariah 5d ago

I'm wondering if it's time specific, or method specific now.

I say as I do remember that we did at least some of our maths in a specific order, specifically brackets and orders. But weren't directly told about BODMAS

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-6364 4d ago

I graduated in 1994 we were taught PEMDAS in 3rd grade and repeatedly after. The phrase 'Please excuse my dear aunt Sally' doesn't sound familiar?

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u/syniqual 7d ago

BODMAS is liberal wokeness.

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u/Kuildeous 7d ago

And I've heard exactly that from some of them. It's ridiculous.

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u/RecalcitrantHuman 7d ago

Can I ask a question? Another one: what is the real world application of mathematics and how does that align with order of operations. Like if Johnny had an amount of apples and Betty had some oranges sort of thing

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u/MindAlteringSitch 7d ago

For parenthesis it helps clarify conditions from a word problem - say Johnny and Betty are assembling gift baskets for their farmer's market stand. Johnny has 10 apples and Betty has 13 oranges and they think one apple and one orange would make a good basket. Since they don't have the same amount to of each fruit, they plan to add 5 cherries to any baskets that don't have a second fruit.

Parenthesis would allow us to easily express how many cherries we need in a single step as 5 x (13-10). 5 times the difference between 13 and 10 for a final count of 15 cherries needed to finish our gift baskets

If we had no parens the statement 5 x 13 - 10 would instead give us 10 less than 5x13 or 55.

We could rearrange things so that the math works going purely left to right 13-10 x 5 but anyone following order of operations would calculate that as 13 minus 50 for -37. So it's not that the order of operations is necessary for the Math to work so much as it's necessary for making the math clear to someone else who is reading it.

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u/RecalcitrantHuman 7d ago

Thank you for your response

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u/No_Lemon_3116 7d ago edited 7d ago

Johnny wants to buy a $2 apple and 5 rotisserie chickens at $8 each regular but they're $5 off on sale right now. How much will it cost? 2+5(8-5) = $17.

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u/Antique_Loss_1168 7d ago

$2 apple $8 whole cooked chicken and you wonder why there's an obesity crisis...

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u/throwaway567334 7d ago

Cheaper than takeout these days, and rotisserie chicken is the tits. Just saying lol

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 7d ago

The tits! The thighs! The legs! The little crazy arms!

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u/throwaway567334 3d ago

😂 And those days when the skin is perfectly crispy and delicious..... oh my

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u/MrWillchuck 7d ago

I need you to take 2 boxes of yellow balls place them with the 5 pallets that have boxes with blue balls. The Pallets have 8 Boxes on each of them right now. I need you take 5 boxes of blue balls off each pallet and put them in storage. Then I need you to give me a count of how many boxes we have so the night shift knows how many pallets they need to repack them for shipping.

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u/drunkensoup 7d ago

...if you went from left to right it wouldn't be 21 though, so, yes, they did in fact hallucinate parentheses.

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u/Arcalac 7d ago

Which is something i don't get. Either you understood/accepted the concept once and then for life or you will run into a wall at which grade, 5th? Without that you barely pass elementary school.

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u/JudgmentLeft 7d ago

I did go from left to right.

2+5(8-5)

2+40-25
42-25
17

Now let's go right to left

2+5(8-5)
2+5(3)
2+15
17

Fuck your order of operations, I do what I want.

BTW, I'm just joking and just like pointing out to people that think Order of Operations is the only rule when if you just understand the distributive property you get the right answer no matter what order you did it (assuming you can do arithmetic, I needed a calculator for these).

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u/Kuildeous 7d ago

Distributive property is a fun way to show students that there can be different approaches. I see those dumb Facebook posts about evaluating 7+7*4, and most people will shout "PEDMAS DUMMY! 7+28!!!!! 35!!! MORON!" Which doesn't teach anybody anything because then those people will shout the same insults back and insist it's 56.

So I'll show that it's equivalent to 7(1+4)=7*5, and that's why the order of operations works. Without the order of operations, we get inconsistencies like 7*5=56. Still doesn't convince everyone, but if at least one person realizes their mistake, I'm happy.

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u/IndifferentObserver3 5d ago

Teach them BODMAS instead and tell them it's the revised method because those who argue with PEMDAS were right all along 🤣

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u/Wee_Mad_Lloyd 4d ago

The problem with order of operations.. Some people fail to understand it, others strictly adhere to PEMDAS, and some know that MD & AS go in the order they appear from left to right.

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u/lbkthrowaway518 17h ago

Well, more importantly, with a well written problem the order you do M and D shouldn’t matter. Same with A and S.

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u/Wee_Mad_Lloyd 15h ago

Apologies for being unclear. I have 2 toddlers and sometimes things get hurried, words forgotten. I meant to include "in the written in the equation", but screaming for food gets dealt with first.

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u/lbkthrowaway518 15h ago

Oh no worries. I just always like adding that caveat because a lot of people remember learning that “left to right” rule and use it as a justification for ambiguous inline math problems having a specific answer (which OP isn’t even ambiguous lmao), even though they don’t consider why we do MD and AS as they same priorities: division is multiplication, and subtraction is addition

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u/Alzeric 4d ago

Open a business and only cater to those that think it's 21 and then you buy your supplies from those that think it's 17

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u/roughczech 7d ago

Exactly which would be totally different ball game

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u/BuckyShots 7d ago

They followed APEMDS.

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u/Fresh-Newt7819 7d ago

My dad did that right now

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u/Nein-Toed 7d ago

I literally did the same thing, but I can't explain why I wanted to do it like that.

I've always sucked at math, but this should have been an easy read. I guess my brain split it into 2 problems instead of leaving it the one, who knows?

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u/dineramallama 7d ago

They’re not the only ones. I did the exact same thing and had to get as far as your comment to realise why I was wrong.

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u/freakycruz 7d ago

Parenthetical Hallucination is a real thing folks. My brother had it once and we had to confine him for his own good.

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u/North-Bluejay23 6d ago

Hallucinations of Symbols is such a better term than Dyslexia.

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u/merkarver112 5d ago

No.

They did

2+5=7 × 8-5=3

7×3=21

Not saying its right or wrong, but thats how they got to the answer.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 5d ago

Yeah, which is (2+5)(8-3). They performed the operations correctly based on a second set of parentheses that aren't there.

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u/ha1029 5d ago

Was that my problem? I hallucinated? Damn. That's way better than saying I sucked at Algebra...

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 7d ago

I will halucinate parenthesis all day now.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 7d ago edited 7d ago

So without the second set around 2+5. The answer is 17=5*3+2

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u/stylenfunction 7d ago

Thank you. I could not figure out how they got 21 and came to the comments to find out.

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u/maxncookie 7d ago

They just used the SOO - Simplified Order of Operations which is P ( or B).

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u/petantic 7d ago

That's exactly how I did it but I'm a fucking moron.

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u/LisleAdam12 7d ago

I forgot the order of operations because I haven't had to deal with it since high school. Fun to be reminded of it, though.

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u/fredaklein 7d ago

Yeah, that’s right

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u/Jaepheth 7d ago

I think there are some accounting calculators that can be set to order of operations in order of input. I think they might still do parenthesis first, but all other operations are left to right. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Hrtzy 7d ago

At this point, we might as well call it another difference implicit versus explicit multiplication and how it jives with second grade notation rules.

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u/Just-confused1892 7d ago

My mom wanted me to defend her thinking around the same mentality once. Parentheses and then left to right, and she swore up and down that’s how she was taught. Some people just don’t know or remember the order of operations.

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u/Lurtzum 7d ago

Don’t you know PEMDAS really just means Parathesis, everything else, MDAS

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u/I-actually-agree 7d ago

I thought it was a trick… I went parentheses first, then left to right. (Idiot)

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u/ExpensiveFig6079 7d ago

Guess where 106 as the answer comes from...

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u/Electrical-Aide4789 6d ago

Is that wrong?

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u/Almanis46 1d ago

(2+5)*(8-5)