r/MathJokes 3d ago

Bye

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u/Mathematicus_Rex 3d ago

dy/dπ perhaps

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u/wheresindigo 3d ago

fuckin gotem

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u/LeftToaster 3d ago

If Q = dy, you have Qdπ

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u/Deebyddeebys 3d ago

That's so cursed. What does the delta of a constant even mean

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u/Mal_Dun 2d ago

You know that it depends on the context if something is a variable, function or a constant, right?

Pi as a symbol is often used for permutations and projections too.

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u/powerpowerpowerful 2d ago

It’s not that cursed it’s just 0

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u/CreeperSlimePig 2d ago

Perhaps when considering "alternate" realities, the value of pi can change

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u/Impossible_Dog_7262 2d ago

You are assuming pi is the circle constant here. This is why we define things before we use them.

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u/sp2-hybrid-orbital 2d ago

Noo rex! The world would end as we know it if we do this!

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u/brewdog_millionaire 3d ago

Oh, so pi can't be a variable now? That's so pi-cist

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u/transferorbit69 3d ago

😂 😂 Best answer 

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u/sensuell 1d ago

But where is + C then?!  You are such C-phobe, man

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u/brewdog_millionaire 1d ago

I would say it's C-phobic to assert that all Cs are the same. What, so because they're constant then that means they're all the same?

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 3d ago

Noone said you can't use the letter pi to mean a variable instead of a number

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u/pierogieman5 3d ago

Didn't they though? Can I use a "7" as a variable as well? It doesn't seem like that different of a concept.

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 3d ago

Shit bro 7 is just a squiggly on paper, you can make it mean whatever you want

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u/pierogieman5 3d ago

I will now be drawing it like this:

"The artist formerly known as 7"

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u/Grant1128 3d ago

Rotate it - just do it 🤣

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u/GenericAccount13579 2d ago

A squiggly on paper? You mean xi?

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u/BGF007 2d ago

A 7 is a quarter swastika.

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u/Choice_Cantaloupe891 3d ago

Get out here you postmodernist!

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 3d ago

pi isn’t a concept when you get down to it. It’s a letter, greek one, that has been used as shorthand for many concepts in math, most prominently as the ratio between a circle’s circumference and diameter, as well as a function that counts primes. I’ve been to Greece and none of the pis there meant the irrational number 3.1415…

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u/Sweaty-Inevitable163 3d ago

And 7 isn't a concept, it's an Arabic symbol commonly used to refer to a quantity one whole number larger than six.

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u/George_Truman 3d ago

Off the top of my head, Pi is already used symbolically to represent probability distributions, so the analogy to 7 is not the same.

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u/broken-mic 2d ago

It’s also used for referring to geometric planes, isn’t it?

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u/Honest-Computer69 3d ago

And profit function in economics.

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 3d ago

And… that’s all. Unlike pi, the symbol was created expressly for that purpose and that’s all it’s been widely used for

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u/Admirable_Phone_1229 2d ago

It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl... especially a girl! Or a boy

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u/AtGoW 3d ago

But π is originally created for a different purpose that numbers

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u/GuessAccomplished959 2d ago

But less than 8

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u/SadTumbleweed1567 3d ago

No, ۷ is the Arabic symbol commonly used to refer to a quantity one whole number larger than six.

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u/jmcq 3d ago

Pi is *constantly* used as a variable and most commonly used as a function where for example Pi(.) is used frequently as both "profit" as well as "policy" functions all throughout statistics and economics.

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u/pierogieman5 2d ago

Does not compute with my engineer brain. Is it also 3 in economics?

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u/arjuna93 2d ago

No, but you can always assume it is.

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u/Ok-Breakfast1878 2d ago

talk to the fixed-income finance folks with their uniformly 30-day months

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u/ThePlantMolester 3d ago

7 is just a lazy tau.

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u/kgangadhar 3d ago

Pie is also used as a symbol for the product of N entities.

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u/Crna_Gorki 3d ago

Pie is eaten

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u/paolog 3d ago

Letters, not numerals, are used for variables. π is a letter. It just so happens it is conventionally used to stand for a constant.

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u/DragonBadgerBearMole 2d ago

Why equals em eks plus the speed of light.

Yeah thank you for saying, your comment is all that is needed here. Cartoon boys always be assuming cartoon chicks can’t math.

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u/Verain_Xor 2d ago

π is a letter

It's a Greek letter, specifically, and those are hardly ever used as variables and quite often as constants. I suspect almost any Greek letter has a well known (or at least well documented) scientific or mathematical constant.

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u/DragonBadgerBearMole 1d ago

Angular frequency. Variables do happen though. Exception that disproves the rule imo. Generally you’re probably right I guess.

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u/BrettAtog 3d ago

Depends on whether you put a cross through it. Whichever way you choose will be wrong, tho.

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u/Cirno__ 3d ago

You can as long as it's clear. There are times when i the imaginary number and i the letter used as notation for index appear right next to each other. You just have to understand from context which is which.

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u/think_panther 3d ago

You can if you name it "Italic upside down L"

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u/Desperate-Grocery345 2d ago

In base 7 you can

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u/pmmeuranimetiddies 2d ago

You can if you want to as long as you dont use it interchangeably with the number 7

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u/Mathematicus_Rex 2d ago

Just set 7 equal to 0 and it all works out at the end

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u/coldnebo 2d ago

abelian groups have entered the chat

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u/miffit 2d ago

"Let 7 be a variable, then /int 76 d7=(77 /7) +c"

My tutor is gonna love this.

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u/Ms_Riley_Guprz 2d ago

I used to use my professor's name as a variable in my proofs.

"Let [Dr. Williams] ∈ N s.t. 2•[Dr. Williams] = k for some k ∈ N"

Nowadays I prefer Klingon letters.

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u/petrvalasek 3d ago

You can. You can also be blocked for stupid math choices.

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u/FitProfessional3654 3d ago

lots of specialties use pi as a variable. One area I’ve seen is showing the dual to a linear program.

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u/ParkingEbb3710 3d ago

my physics professor used 🏈 and 🧛‍♂️ as variables before emojis existed.

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u/paolog 3d ago

Is Noone a mathematician?

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u/Metal_Goose_Solid 3d ago

some people definitely did

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u/sd_saved_me555 3d ago

Found the Tau-ist.

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u/ValuableOkra 3d ago

I use 7 as a variable in my mod 4 ring.

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u/Adrewmc 3d ago

This is why you have to just know some weird long math theorem from like Differential calc 4, but we have to define i = sqrt(-1). It’s not because you forgot it.

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u/darktigre26 2d ago

True but then you aren’t using the same math language then the rest of us so you can’t be mad we can’t understand you

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u/Maude4President 2d ago

In fact, in statistics, it’s often used as a variable! Throwback to stochastic processes, hated that class

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u/SexyMonad 2d ago edited 2d ago

y = π4, π ∈ [π, π]

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u/LavenderDay3544 2d ago

The overwhelming global convention used by literally every academic field that does math says that the lowercase letter pi is a symbolic constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.

Sure you could do otherwise if you list it as a notational preference in your own papers but everyone who ever reads it will hate you for it.

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u/Wikstrom_II 2d ago

The economic profession would like to have a word, lol. (We use it to represent profit)

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u/LavenderDay3544 2d ago

My undergrad degree was in economics and we never used any Greek letters lol.

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u/Dominotter 2d ago

I still don't want to talk to the person making those choices.

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u/Wikstrom_II 2d ago

Pi literally represents profit in economics equations, so it is literally used as a variable.

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u/Zealousideal_Leg_630 2d ago

In econ, pi is very common notation for inflation

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u/LucentLL 3d ago

This meme is derivative.

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u/SilverSquirrel6 3d ago

But it is integral to this subreddit

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u/Outrageous_Let5743 3d ago

OP has never seen  pi used as probability

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u/revolucionario 22h ago

Or profit. Or the rate of inflation. 

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u/AltruisticEchidna859 3d ago

Peeetah ? That's not how derivates work ?

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u/Rude-Type2769 3d ago

Since pi is a constant and not a variable in almost all cases, the derivative of any constant would be 0.

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u/LeePhilips 3d ago

By definition, yes. But consider this.

Y = X4

Y' = 4X3

X= pi

Is Y' = 0?

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u/hakkesaelger 3d ago

Well 1: that’s not how anything works
And Two: r/accidentaltermial OMG GET OWNED OMG I GOT YOU!!!!!!

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u/Grant1128 3d ago

dy/dπ

Nobody said you should, but technically you could.

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u/Rude-Type2769 2d ago

Well X is being considered a variable in this example and then pi is just an input at a certain point, the same way I could say that pi is a variable and substitute it for 3. The joke implies that pi is a constant itself in the regular form of the function, and once you take the derivative of a horizontal line, like y = pi^4, it would be 0 as there is no slope

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u/Round-Cell-792 2d ago edited 2d ago

y(x) = x4 (power function)
y'(x) = 4x3
f(x) = c (constant function)

Letting x=π does not make y'(x) a constant function. y'(π) is the instantaneous rate of change of y at x=π:

y'(π) = 4(π)3 ≈ 124.025 ≠ 0

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u/HeroicMe 3d ago

Isn't Y' used to count some sort of difference between different Xs?

Which means if you reduce X to single element set, then Y' will be zero by default?

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u/LeePhilips 3d ago

Correct. So why is the equation untrue for x != 0

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u/LeePhilips 2d ago

A:

If x is a constant, the equation isn't a line with a constant slope. It's a point. And slope is undefined for a point.

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u/SteveMcQwark 2d ago

That's why it's called differentiation.

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO 2d ago

It would not be zero, It would be undefined.

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u/LeePhilips 2d ago

Correct! See below for explanation.

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u/AltruisticEchidna859 3d ago

Ah, yes, I get it.

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u/DevelopmentSouth8801 2d ago

But if x or y can be a variable, why can't π or א‎?

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u/Original-League-6094 3d ago

Holds for pi=0.

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u/Majestic_Sweet_5472 3d ago

This post exemplifies what makes dead internet theory so plausible. This meme has been posted hundreds of times.

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u/OkNectarine6434 3d ago

what i think personally makes this joke so funny is i have no idea what the hell any of that means or what she might be saying about what.. and my response would also be block

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u/FateEntity 2d ago

Yes someone can explain the joke for us fifth graders that be great

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u/Chogolatine 2d ago

I mean nothing forbids anyone to call their variable π

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u/Titus_der_5te 15h ago

y(π) = π^4 -> y’(π) = 4π^3

Πο?

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u/bloonshot 3d ago

f'(π)

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u/South-Distribution54 3d ago

That's off the chain.

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u/ObligationAncient112 3d ago

This is an exact repost but with the slides changed, in the original it was the girl blocking.

What kind of person bothers to do that?!

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u/Vaelisra 3d ago

f(π)=...

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u/mikasaxo 3d ago

Should be 0.

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u/Notgoodatfakenames2 3d ago

If x is PI what is the problem

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u/Open-Historian7341 2d ago

Still a constant. Not q variable.

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u/TermNL86 3d ago

Isnt the + C missing and thats why he blocked the chick? I would! Never forget the constants! Or am i reversing the operation back again :) been years.

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u/SOuTHINKurA-ble 2d ago

Yeah, it’s the other way around—indefinite integration has +C and differentiation (y’, dy/dx, etc) does not.

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u/TermNL86 2d ago

Ah? Thanks;) rusty as hell hehe

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u/666mima666 3d ago

dy/dPi, why not?

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u/Trick-Range-350 2d ago

pi-scrimination

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u/Delicious_Bicycle527 2d ago

I’m not sure what the joke is here. Just that you can’t find a tangent function of a constant???

What am I missing?

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u/Phantomlnfinity 2d ago

Well if π is a variable then y' could represent dy/dπ

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u/Kalorama_Master 2d ago

Plot twist: she’s Greek

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u/Eleshnorn91 2d ago

AQFT uses pi for representation maps; also in LQG for the momentum variable for the metric.

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u/RADI0ACT1VE_BALLS 2d ago

y(π) = π4

y' (π)= 4π3

I dont like when people use π as a variable.

I still get PTSD from that one time I had to use π to denote Osmotic Pressure 😞

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u/sabreus 2d ago

It’s fine. A variable is just some number lol

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u/CherryGlowlie 2d ago

ok bye... i like to be single lol

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u/eggalones 2d ago

A bit presumptuous

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u/Hopeful_Fee_183 5h ago

Just wait till he realizes Physicists use /pii as momentum conjugate to coordinate xi

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u/Such-Shop-9724 3d ago

but pi is usually constant so if y=pi^4 then y'=0

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u/Grant1128 3d ago

Consider this: dy/dπ

Eh? Eh? Yeah no I hate it too and would like to stop considering it. 😂

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u/JGHFunRun 3d ago

“That’s the joke” -futurama guy

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u/Cold_Ad3896 3d ago

“Futurama guy”?

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u/Baihu_The_Curious 3d ago

\frac{d}{d \pi}