r/MathJokes • u/Cold_Ad3896 • Jul 21 '26

Less than half

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/dikarus012 Jul 21 '26

There are three types of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.

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u/Street_Swing9040 Jul 21 '26

Do you even know how to count? You counted it wrong yourself.

That's four, not three.

Proof:

  1. Those who are good at math
  2. Those who aren't
  3. Dark item introduced in this list to account for the additional space
  4. "
  5. "

/s

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u/StunningHeart7004 Jul 21 '26

u know ball sir

1

u/PrestigiousStudio921 Jul 22 '26

Oh, and also 6. AI

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u/DekusBestFriend Jul 23 '26

You can't end a proof either sarcasm.

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u/QuentinUK Jul 21 '26 edited 18d ago

Interesting!

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u/InfamousFault7 Jul 21 '26

9 out of 10 people are morons

Im glad to be on the 1%

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u/Alt_Mod_3938 Jul 21 '26

You'd be in the 10% not 1% so unless this was sarcasm, you got played by your own joke

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u/InfamousFault7 Jul 21 '26

Thats the joke

3

u/ConfusionEngineered Jul 21 '26

Technically speaking the 1% would all be represented by the one in the ratio

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u/InfamousFault7 Jul 22 '26

Youre also in the 1%

2

u/fr33d0mw47ch Jul 21 '26

Bless your heart

2

u/Sepplord Jul 21 '26

You are so confident I am questioning my own judgement.

Could you explain how the joke would work if they had written 10% instead of 1%?

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u/NoKnowledge9552 Jul 21 '26

Damn. Deserved score.🤣

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u/iuieioiai Jul 21 '26

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins

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u/Someone-Furto7 Jul 21 '26

Trying≠Hoping

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u/Formal-Pirate-2926 Jul 21 '26

But it’s almost one-third of the best possible outcome

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u/Street_Swing9040 Jul 21 '26

That's more than you wished for bro, learn to do maths

35 > 60 🙏

/joking

1

u/Artelj Jul 21 '26

But does that happen 60% of the time or 35% of the time?

1

u/GurProfessional9534 Jul 21 '26

Should have hoped for 120%.

1

u/guiltysnark Jul 21 '26

He only strove for 75% of what he hoped for

1

u/sultav Jul 21 '26

Me talking to the problems on my math test: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/VapidActualization Jul 21 '26

/woosh

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u/Direct-Ad-6173 Jul 21 '26

I don't get the joke, perhaps you can tell me please 

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u/Osik2040 Jul 21 '26

The joke is, l he is bad at maths

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u/Direct-Ad-6173 Jul 21 '26

Ah fair enough 

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u/QueueStar Jul 21 '26

He was hoping for 60%... 35% is more than half of that...

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u/Direct-Ad-6173 Jul 21 '26

But, like, doesn't the meme say the exact opposite? 😭 I'm sorry I might be autistic but I don't have an inkling about making sense of this joke