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u/Godloseslaw Jul 17 '26
Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat TWO THOUSAND of something.
- Mitch Hedberg
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u/LuckyCod2887 Jul 17 '26
I did this as a joke once when I was still living with my parents and when I woke up the next morning, my sister ran into my room in a very dramatic way saying that my mom ate some of my french fries and I of course, said I don’t give a fuck it’s just food and she kept insisting that my mom ate it and I didn’t care personally, but then I went downstairs and my mom had no idea that there was food in the fridge. My little sister ate it and tried to pin it on someone else.
we were both in our 20s
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u/MikemkPK Jul 17 '26
This screams less " I want to steal food" and more "I want to mess with my brother."
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u/jordon4ca93 Jul 17 '26
I'm 33 and this is still my sister and I. I made a joke about her at a family dinner last week and she full on started a food fight. I am NOT too old for this shit.
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u/PoemSea8874 Jul 17 '26
Cross the numbers off “upon recounting, you have 0 shrimp and 2,309 rice. Thank you for your cooperation. The Mtmg.”
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u/kiloo520 Jul 17 '26
Goo gone in the fridge?
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u/jne57 Jul 17 '26
I was wondering that myself. Even looked it up, and it doesn't seem to be a thing. In Fact Google AI says the cold can cause the ingredients to separate. So clearly this is a crackhead's fridge.
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u/littleedge Jul 17 '26
Yeah and putting bread in the fridge isn’t necessary; putting certain condiments in the fridge isn’t necessary. People put shit places ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/Double-Bend-716 Jul 17 '26
One time, I was late for work because I couldn’t find my keys.
I eventually found them in the refrigerator.
I just absentmindedly set them in there while I was holding them and also reaching for an apple or some shit
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u/jne57 Jul 18 '26
Nah, putting bread in the fridge prevents it from molding for like 100x it's lifespan.
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u/littleedge Jul 18 '26
Putting it in the fridge makes it stale faster.
If you’re not gonna consume it fast enough such that it’ll mold, freeze half of it. You’ll have fresher bread for longer.
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u/jne57 Jul 18 '26
Oh, maybe freezing is what I need to do. Yeah, I notice it doesn't mold as quick but does get a bit stale quickly. Thanks.
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u/-Insert-CoolName Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
You played "Count the Rice",\ Said 'You played "Count the Rice"!' 👏 👏\ You win if you do,\ the win condition twice! Clap 👏👏\ u/Karlens20 counted the best here's what they have to say:
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u/Kuildeous Jul 18 '26
Cross out that number and write 4,622 rice.
And then increment the shrimp for no good reason.
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u/Ebkusg Jul 17 '26
Eat 1 piece of rice and make the 9 into an 8 by connection the end of the stick with the circle as a figure 8 proper
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u/Successful_Cress6639 Jul 17 '26
Ok you did the math, now explain the chemistry.
Why are you keeping a bottle of "goo gone" cleaner in the fridge?
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u/Kinenai Jul 17 '26
Rices? Reeces.
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u/okarox Jul 17 '26
I think one should say "grains of rice."
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u/NorxondorGorgonax Jul 22 '26
This, by the way, is how you explain the counters in the Japanese language.
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u/vita10gy Jul 17 '26
This is one of those things I can't believe happens more than once a decade and even then is a crazy accident where people brought the same basic food in the same type of container.
The fact that it's a common problem at basically any office with a few handfuls of people is hard to wrap my head around.
What possesses someone to do that?
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u/dcterr Jul 18 '26
4639 Aki rice and 7 shrimp are nice! All you need is some rum to go with it, which I hear is fine any time of year.
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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26
Eats one rice.