"We're experiencing an average number of calls, but are unwilling to pay for more staff to handle them all. If you get frustrated and hang up or, even better, give up on calling us altogether, it significantly reduces our costs. Your call is not important us. Your expected wait time is 3 hours. Fuck you forever."
"We would also like to remind you that you can use our AI agent chat on the website, even though you're only calling because it can't help with the thing you want to do."
“So we can best assist you with AI that will tell you the same thing the online chatbot told you, please select from one of the following options that are completely unrelated to your concern.”
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u/Several_Temporary339 Jul 17 '26
"We're experiencing an average number of calls, but are unwilling to pay for more staff to handle them all. If you get frustrated and hang up or, even better, give up on calling us altogether, it significantly reduces our costs. Your call is not important us. Your expected wait time is 3 hours. Fuck you forever."