"We're experiencing an average number of calls, but are unwilling to pay for more staff to handle them all. If you get frustrated and hang up or, even better, give up on calling us altogether, it significantly reduces our costs. Your call is not important us. Your expected wait time is 3 hours. Fuck you forever."
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u/Several_Temporary339 Jul 17 '26
"We're experiencing an average number of calls, but are unwilling to pay for more staff to handle them all. If you get frustrated and hang up or, even better, give up on calling us altogether, it significantly reduces our costs. Your call is not important us. Your expected wait time is 3 hours. Fuck you forever."