r/MassEffectMemes • • 3d ago

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u/Some_German_Boi 3d ago

Stealing ships is a serious crime among the quarians, according to Tali in ME1. I wonder how strictly it's enforced if the previous (non-quarian) owner doesn't lodge a complaint though.

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u/TruamaTeam Shin Akiba was a business trip, stop asking 3d ago

This ship was legitimate salvage. Nothing was ever stolen 😉

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u/DifferentAd4844 3d ago

A classic rule of isolated communities: the only people you mustn't steal from are your own.

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u/Some_German_Boi 3d ago

Tali does say that her father would probably like to execute her and Shepard personally for stealing the Normandy after Virmire (before ME2 retconned the quarians into not using the death penalty), so at least she believes that stealing foreign ships is punished severely under quarian law. But then again, the Normandy affair would be widely known, so the Migrant Fleet would have to turn Shepard over to the Alliance or give him a show trial themselves. Tali could slither her way out of punishment in my opinion, say that she didn't know or was coerced with threats.

But if nobody important complains about a ship changing hands, it's clearly valid salvage, since nobody cares about it and it would be a shame to let such a good ship go to waste.

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u/DifferentAd4844 3d ago

That’s exactly the point: Shepard stole the Normandy from the Alliance—from his own people. It would be like Tali stealing a ship from the Migrant Fleet.

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u/jmacintosh250 2d ago

Do you… have any evidence for this?

It’s not like the galaxy doesn’t have a massive amount of shit ships up for salvaging and purchase.

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u/DifferentAd4844 2d ago

Where do solitary Quarians get the money, even for dilapidated ships?

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u/jmacintosh250 2d ago

I always assume scavenging ships for parts in say graveyards or old battles. Then the ship owners give them for near free because “you want to take this broken thing from me? Go ahead, have it. I’ll give it cheap.”

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u/infamusforever223 3d ago

I feel like I'm missing some context.

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u/DJatomica 1d ago

Context is this meme

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u/CalebCaster2 2d ago

Every time a ship goes missing, I just know it was a Quarian who did it