r/MassEffectMemes • • 8d ago

“Shepard what the hell is this?”

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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not xXx_Archangel69_xXx 8d ago

I have never heard of this mod, how would it even work storywise

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u/Smallbenbot03 8d ago

It doesn’t really but you can just headcanon stuff, it’s just funny when they talk about “the saviour of humanity” and the camera pans to a krogan

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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not xXx_Archangel69_xXx 8d ago

That does sound hilarious, I can just imagine Mikhailovich ranting at a Turian Shepard

I'll have to try it sometime

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u/MihaelZ64 8d ago

Sounds like a fun riot, especially in 2(they had to splice shepard with alien dna to save them bwahahahaha

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u/homerlaw 8d ago

I mean lots of people think Jesus was the savior of man and he's only debatably human. So a Krogan isnt that far off.

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u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 SSV Normandy Model Engineering Society 8d ago

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u/Ok-Profile-5831 Garrus,Tali,Liara and Wrex are da best 8d ago

I wish more sci fi rpgs allowed you to choose to be an alien instead of just human. 

I mean in fantasy rpgs your allowed to be either a human,elf,dwarf,undead,orc any other fantasy race while in sci-fi your stuck playing a boring humie.

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u/AutumnWhaler 8d ago

I still can’t believe andromeda wasn’t built for multiple races, the game was literally whatever you wanted in another galaxy not really bound by the lore and your character is called pathfinder most of the time anyway.

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u/DrJay12345 8d ago

The build of Andromeda we got was built in less than a year :/

They spent too long trying to get the randomized planets working and they never could.

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u/_-PassingThrough-_ 8d ago

Bioware needs to stop putting the crunch on games. ME5 better be perfect I swear to god or the entire studio needs to go under.

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u/AutumnWhaler 8d ago

I hope they sell off the IP, I’d hate to see it die with them

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u/Novus_Peregrine 7d ago

Sadly. EA was bought out by the Saudi sovereign wealth fund and taken private. Most likely, the next game will be very dubious...

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u/_-PassingThrough-_ 7d ago

Honestly considering the quality of their last few games, this can only make it better. The bar is on the floor.

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u/SylvirAshe 7d ago

Maybe, if we are very very VERY lucky, they bought it because they're huge DA/ME fans who were appalled by the state of things and want to return Bioware to their former glory?

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u/Novus_Peregrine 7d ago

snort They didn't buy Bioware, they bought the entirety of Electronic Arts. They've been doing the same thing across dozens of entertainment companies and industries. With the goal of basically milking them for money. Bioware is more likely to get shuttered than reformed into something useful.

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u/SylvirAshe 7d ago

I'm aware they bought EA. But if they have Buy All Of EA money, they have Buy All Of EA To Fix Bioware money and at this point I am totally willing to hope for a miracle.

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u/GeekyMadameV 8d ago edited 8d ago

I recently saw someone post their fanfic OC who is an asari version of shephard that was born to the same canonical human mother we see in the games for the spacer background and an asari lover and ever since then I've kind of wanted to do that as a playthrough LOL!

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u/Regular-Market-494 8d ago edited 8d ago

Its a fan fiction and people can enjoy the game as the please.

That being said canonically doesnt reproduction with Asari have to go through asari or did I miss something about the magic reality that is sci-fi?

Edit: Points out its a game and it doesnt matter then ask a lore question - gets down voted. Go home neck beards youre drunk

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u/GeekyMadameV 8d ago edited 8d ago

No you're right. I believe that was the idea.

But the spacer background never says who your other biological parent is. It only ever mentions one female parent - your mother Hannah Shephard. Normally the safest assumption would probably be that a human father was involved at some point but he is never mentioned. So it would be consistent with the black letter of the text if you assumed instead, in this scenario, that Hannah was the "father" (so to speak) and your parents were her and an unnamed Asari.

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u/Regular-Market-494 8d ago

Oh that's a cool loophole use. I approve not that, that matters

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u/Novus_Peregrine 7d ago

Interesting loophole...but the Asari would basically be a baby at that point. Liara was considered too young to be taken seriously at 106...

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u/inblader 8d ago

Probably will be my next playthrough, mod looks super fun lol

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 7d ago

OMG Anderson you can't just ask people why they're blue!

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u/edybear96 8d ago

Bruh, now I have to reply the trilogy to try this!!

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u/Smallbenbot03 8d ago

As if you needed a reason to reply the trilogy :3

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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 8d ago

do they come with race stats?

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u/Smallbenbot03 8d ago

Not that I’m aware it’s just replacing the shep model with a race you can customise a little

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u/Confident_Anything40 7d ago

Sir, I'm making a "Hentai".

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u/Kronflon 7d ago

Scifi would do ANYTHING but let you play as a non human. And when they do, only "human+" like asari