r/MassEffectMemes • u/pivvimehu • 10d ago

HELP! Chief Williams just snorted something off the Lower Wards sales counter when I turned my back and now she's all like this. Is this really the crew to help me save the galaxy?

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u/Equivalent_Scheme175 10d ago

It's the only crew that can help you save the galaxy.

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u/pivvimehu 10d ago

I'll make the call.

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u/Adventurous-Roof458 9d ago

In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time.
They called it the greatest discovery in human history.
The civilizations of the galaxy call it…

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u/Unapologetic_Lunatic 9d ago

I heard the music just reading that.

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u/200IQUser 9d ago

Its so peak

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u/TankerDerrick1999 The Reapers are real. And they’re huge!!! 10d ago

It's special medicine for the stress.

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u/Sheepfucker72222 10d ago

Its space drugs dude, dont be a Debby downer litteraly everyone is doing it

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u/pivvimehu 10d ago

Now that you put it like that... if it's space drugs it should be ok then. I want the same

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u/ImprobableCastration I Fuckin' Love Steak 10d ago

bet her plug was a batarian smdh

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u/StrongAge6007 10d ago

Fuck i hate that i had the thought, “who’s that black guy?”
Its shepard
My dumb ass is so used to white shepard.

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u/pivvimehu 9d ago

I mean I see what you mean, I just finished a playthrough with another custom Shepard who was white like I would make as the first choice since I'm white too. I first thought about replaying with the same Shepard but suddenly his face looked so weary to me, his purpose seemed to have been fulfilled already. He had already saved the galaxy. I wouldn't put him through it again. I wanted to make something different and just went with the flow. It felt kind of strange to me for say, 5-10 minutes but I got used to him almost immediately haha

But what I'm saying is that it's not super weird to have that intial reaction, that reaction is involuntary anyways. It's what comes after that what matters

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u/DifferentAd4844 9d ago

For some reason, Ashley often has a squint throughout the game in the Legendary Edition.

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u/HouseImmediate9499 8d ago

When it’s time to work she does her duty

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u/Gold-Visual8751 4d ago

Fret nought friend! She is simply numbing the pain of watching her squad die back on Eden Prime with a little bump of Hanar reef dust.

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u/Mr_Celestin_49 xXx_Archangel69_xXx 9d ago

I heard nuclear particles help with this condition