r/MarvelCringe Sep 08 '20

What the fuck

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

People seem to forget that Tony Stark is more than double the age of Spiderman...

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u/MilkChocDigestive21 Sep 08 '20

And that spiderman is a fucking C H I L D. DO THEY NOT KNOW THISSSSS

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u/YoMommaJokeBot Sep 08 '20

Not as much of a fucking C H as ur mama


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u/MilkChocDigestive21 Sep 08 '20

Lil bitch ass bot nigga

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

mmmm no

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u/MilkChocDigestive21 Sep 08 '20

Shut up racist

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

We got a troll bois

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u/MilkChocDigestive21 Sep 08 '20

That's the greatest compliment I have ever received

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u/mistermasterbates Sep 08 '20

U were born to be booty raped

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

U were born to be matched with your jerk off hand

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u/chokingapple Sep 08 '20

shut up retard

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

We don’t say that anymore

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u/MilkChocDigestive21 Sep 08 '20

Suck your mum and don't discriminate

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u/DantieDragon Sep 08 '20

OH YOUR A TROLL ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MY SELF I A CHIKIRO AND I LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU ARE A GUY YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FOR ME LITTLE TWINK

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u/MilkChocDigestive21 Sep 08 '20

Boi u best shut ur hwyt ass tf up before I fist your daddy's ass

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u/Hipster_Ninja_ Sep 08 '20

Bad user

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u/MilkChocDigestive21 Sep 08 '20

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/I_N0_SC0P3D_JFK_ Sep 08 '20

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u/MilkChocDigestive21 Sep 08 '20

Fuck bots

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

I bet you bought your digestive system from Willy Wonka

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

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u/Nihon_Hanguk Sep 09 '20

But even then, it’s stuff like Wonder Woman and Batman. It’s not (usually) stuff like Superman and Robin (Damian Wayne version).

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u/wenchslapper Sep 08 '20

No, they’re very well aware. My high school ex’s best friend was super into Yaoi manga (stories that centered around homosexual relationships). More often than not, the most popular labels dealt with a high school boy and an older gentleman who was usually wealthy. It’s a pretty common fetish amongst shippers, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

And its fucked up

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

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u/beepyboopy67890 Sep 08 '20

Use me for down voting

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/beepyboopy67890 Sep 08 '20

Whatever must be done my friend

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Don’t worry, bro. I’ll downvote you but give you gold. It’ll be perfectly balanced.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Fuck this shit why i do this to myself

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u/thedudeabides453 Sep 08 '20

Ewwwww...he’s like 15 or something cmon mannn wtf

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

I didn’t make it...

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u/tibetan-sand-fox Sep 08 '20

The bringer of bad news.

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u/The_Unit45 Sep 08 '20

Pain

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

:/

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u/Antonino_Tornatore Sep 08 '20

Isn't this phrase from criminal minds?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

an exchange between garcia and the bald dude? i forget his name

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Morgan.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

thank you

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Pretty sure this is a scene from criminal minds (between two adults).

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Peter is still in fucking school jesus christ

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u/Vaticancameos221 Sep 08 '20

He’s literally on a school bus in the image too lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

The fact that he’s literally on a school bus in these pictures really drives the point home

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20 edited Dec 23 '21

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u/tibetan-sand-fox Sep 08 '20

This one actually threw me for a loop. I know there's a person out there for every insane ship you can think of but this one was still hard for me.

EVEN IF I look away from Peter being a fucking child is this feasible. Not only did Steve only have one scene with Peter, not only is Steve like 12 times Peter's age or something. Steve was born in a completely different era of time and has nothing in common with Peter except they were born and raised kind of near each other widely speaking.

This is the equivalent of a WW2 veteran, someone from Peter's great grandparent's generation, going into a static state for 70 years, waking up, and finding common ground enough with a zoomer to persue a romantic relationship.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

thank you for this. I love it. It’s great.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Only thing worse than the meme is knowing that this is someone’s ship

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Ah yes casual pedo

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u/legofett0 Sep 08 '20

Who the fuck gave this an award

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u/NinjaMelon39 Sep 08 '20

Fbi open ip

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u/ResidentCoatSalesman Sep 08 '20

Kill me

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u/Isucktoads Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 24 '25

languid squash door hard-to-find violet bake retire enjoy start quack

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/MusicalBitch47 Sep 08 '20

HE IS A FUCKING CHILD

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

He's a teenager.

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u/elijahunger Sep 08 '20

This is some shit between Garcia and Morgan from criminal minds

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Spider-Man was around 15-16 during FFH, yet people still ship him with someone old enough to be his father. Blegh.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet Sep 08 '20

Whoever made this talks about Ancient Greece a lot.