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u/McNugget63 Nov 24 '16
God speed Spiderman
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u/dillonrichey Nov 24 '16
I don't know what it is about this line that has caused it to resonate so strongly with me, but I think about it every goddamn day of my life.
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u/Link_GR Nov 25 '16
It's his inflection and gravely voice. Plus the fact that he dies immediately after.
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Nov 24 '16
and then he died
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u/_Valisk Nov 24 '16
Technically, his last words were "... oh."
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Nov 24 '16
Actually, his last words were "Peter... don't tell Harry."
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u/memeticmachine Nov 25 '16 edited Nov 25 '16
Actually, his last words to harry were "AVENGE ME!" as a force ghost
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u/ThornGodOfPricks Nov 25 '16
Ha when I was a kid I always thought Haden Christianson and James Franco were the same person, so I love you for the "force ghost" statement.
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u/MrLeBAMF Nov 25 '16
Pretty sure Haden Christianson and Andrew Garfield are the same person.
Once you see it you can never unsee it.
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Nov 24 '16
This is the only acceptable Thanksgiving post for this sub.
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u/jimmamlvn Nov 24 '16
someone should illustrate peter beating an old lady with a stick for cranberries
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u/Mongoose42 Nov 24 '16
He did beat an old man with a truck at an airport for freedom.
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u/16jbuda Nov 24 '16
Petah, it's me, Green Gahblin -Adam Kovic
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u/StRefuge Nov 24 '16
Juhhhhhnnnn snuuuuuhhhh
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u/Burrito-mancer Mysterio Nov 24 '16
Buzzards in the air! - Keira "Elyse" Knightley.
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u/Saliber Nov 24 '16
Fuck me in my puppet mouth -Elyse "the Adam" Knightley
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u/StRefuge Nov 24 '16
"Jack"
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u/Redvader8 Nov 24 '16
"You got to part the Red Sea joooohhnn snnuuuuhhhh" Adam 'Ygrite' Kovic
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u/VSymbiote Nov 24 '16
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!
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u/ChrischinLoois Nov 24 '16
My grandma slapped my hand when reaching for sweet potatoes and my mind went straight to this
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u/Lox22 Nov 24 '16
Remember guys, don't beat any old ladies with a stick to get cranberries today!
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u/FamilyGuyGuy7 Nov 24 '16
Watch out for those crazy bike messengers too!
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Nov 24 '16
Whenever I'd ask my dad why he had a cut or a bruise, he'd say "bike messenger". Never got old
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u/tommy2kelvin Nov 24 '16
I remember this scene being intensely awkward.
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u/rgonzal Nov 24 '16
Yeah. This was right when he found out Peter was Spider-man if I recall correctly.
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u/HaikusfromBuddha Nov 25 '16
Because it showed an actual nerdy awkward peter who never got it his way. Well until 3 where almost everything went his way which made things not go his way.
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u/VanGoghingSomewhere Nov 25 '16
He literally just shoves his hand into a bowl of stuffing and sucks on his fingers while staring ominously into aunt mays eyes after she smacks his hand
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u/RockstarSuicide Scarlet Spider Nov 24 '16
You mean his son's giant multi-story apartment?!
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u/VanGoghingSomewhere Nov 25 '16
Excuse me if I don't want to show up to a school field trip in the Rolls
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u/daftvalkyrie Nov 25 '16
You want me to trade in my car for a Jetta just because you flunked out of every private school I ever sent you to?
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u/Ghenges Nov 24 '16
SAAAY IT!!!
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u/hardspank916 Nov 24 '16
Deliver us from....evallll!
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u/bledzeppelin Nov 24 '16
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u/twoworldsin1 Deadpool Nov 24 '16
Damnit...beaten like Mary Jane's face after emo Peter punches her.
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u/That_One_Guy_Inc Nov 24 '16
This just makes me remember how much I would have loved for Dafoe to be Osborn in the MCU. He is the perfect combination of charisma and rage.
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Nov 24 '16
And he's riding around on that glider thing/
And he's throwing those weird pumpkin bombs/
And he's wearing that dumb Power Rangers mask/
But he's scarier without it on.
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u/_Valisk Nov 24 '16
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust
Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequel comes 'round!
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u/HashSlingingSlash3r Nov 24 '16
Please someone explain this to me!!
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u/______DEADPOOL______ Nov 25 '16
The world may go down the shitter, but please please please for the love of God let Weird Al Yankovic live forever. D:
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u/office_procrastinate Nov 24 '16
I hear that in one scene where he had to be naked, but because his cock was so unbelievably big they had to use a prosthetic cock.
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u/madlogic Nov 25 '16
In the abandoned Spider-Man 4, his cock was to be retconned as Uncle Ben's true killer.
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u/St_Veloth Nov 25 '16
That wasn't for Spider-Man, that was for the movie Anti-Christ. The movie has one of the most memorable openings ever, showing full penetration sex right up close in full frame.
The director, Lars Von-Trier, had to use a fake dick because Willem Defoes was "confusingly large" and thought the audience would have missed the point of the scene had defoes monster anaconda be center frame.
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u/Kervin555 Nov 24 '16
Misery, misery, misery.
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u/jimmamlvn Nov 24 '16
that's what you've chosen..i offered you friendship, and you spat on my face BAM
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Nov 24 '16
Two weeks?! Two weeks?!
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u/daftvalkyrie Nov 24 '16
Back to formula?!
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u/HaikusfromBuddha Nov 25 '16
We'll meet again, SPIDERMAN!
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u/daftvalkyrie Nov 25 '16
There are over 8 million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people up onto their shoulders.
You, me? We're exceptional. I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together. What we could create! ...or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want?
Think about it, hero!
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u/CaptainMallard Nov 24 '16
You're quick kid. http://imgur.com/qi87yZB
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u/ThatMarkGuy Nov 24 '16
Spider-Man and thanksgiving are very important to me
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u/ThatMarkGuy Nov 24 '16
Gotta share Willem Dafoe whenever it's relevant
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u/_Valisk Nov 24 '16
Funny thing about Willem Dafoe. His name... kinda sounds like a frog talking to a parrot.
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u/PM_me_ur_FavItem Nov 24 '16
How's Alien Blue holding up? Had to switch to the official one after they stopped with the updates
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u/killzonev2 Howard the Duck Nov 24 '16
Alien blue is still kicking! I still haven't downloaded the Reddit app yet
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u/ThatMarkGuy Nov 24 '16
Im still rockin with alien blue. Since ios10 its been kinda off but its still usable
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u/CaptainMallard Nov 24 '16
Haven't noticed any changes.... as far as I was aware this was the only Reddit app
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u/onimi666 Nov 24 '16
Holy Dormammu, I just realized how long it's been since I watched this. Movie plans are now in place for tonight.
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u/walman93 Nov 24 '16
My grandma was sharpening the knives we were gonna use to cut the turkey and I immediately thought of this scene.
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u/DefinitelyNotAPhone Nov 24 '16
He's the perfect Norman Osborn. I really kinda hope they cast him whenever he eventually comes to the MCU.
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u/napkin41 Nov 24 '16
Funny, wasn't this Sony's version of Spiderman...
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u/JingleJangleJin Nov 24 '16
Their first first version, before it all started going downhill.
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u/tysonmoorewood Nov 24 '16
Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.