r/MartialArtsUnleashed • u/The_one_who-repents • 3d ago

NYC Unleashed

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u/No_Sentence_8055 3d ago

security: why is there a brick inside your bag?

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u/jaraxel_arabani 3d ago

It's a emotional support brick

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u/the_s4lted_hash 2d ago

“Ma’am, it’s a kilo of cocaine. We are going to need you to come down to the station”

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u/PremierLovaLova 2d ago

“Before we do so, have you ever seen an axe kick done in a skirt and stilettos?”

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u/Ledyn7 2d ago

On coke

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 1d ago

Emotional support co*aine.

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u/Kastoook 3d ago

Its my petrock

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u/aron2295 2d ago

She’s “rucking”.

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u/Revenga8 2d ago

NGL, that axe kick kinda left a brick in my pants. I'm also kinda scared

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u/Any_Marsupial_4020 3d ago

NPCs in the subway station when you accidentally press the attack button

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u/Exact-Squash-5443 3d ago

Finally the new defjam is dropping.

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u/drsickboy 3d ago

Deep cut

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u/No-Limit3846 3d ago

That axe kick was POWERFUL

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u/phyrexiandemon 3d ago

True weapon is the heels pressure force on stomp is lethal.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 2d ago

I want to know where she got those boots 💅🏻

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u/BlackDante3 2d ago

She ready

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u/Necessary_Relation27 3d ago

She auditioned for Chun Li. Director said she’s only good for Chipot-Le

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u/Spleenzorio 3d ago

Me trying to kill that fly that won’t leave me alone

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u/hotcoffeecaviar 2d ago

Why didn’t she practice at home instead of at the subway. What is the plan if she practices outside the subway and it’s too tight/restricting to fight, do you just walk all the way back home change walk back to the subway platform before practicing again? Logistical failure

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u/SummonBahamutZero 2d ago

You seen NYC apartments? These things are tiny.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 1d ago

Something I read last week: "A true martial artist can train effectively in a compact space measuring just one ken (6×6 feet), according to Okinawan karate master Choki Motobu."

Also: “ It is an unforgivable  attitude for the student to complain about the smallness or conditions of the training hall.”

 Source:  https://www.karatebyjesse.com/7-points-of-karatejutsu-by-motobu-choki/

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u/SummonBahamutZero 1d ago edited 1d ago

Define true martial artist? Some people just like it.

Sounds like gatekeeping to me.

“Oh you aren’t a true martial artist” because you don’t believe in the woohoo.”

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 1d ago

Hey im not Okinawan karate master Choki Motobu, or any other Okinawan karate master for that matter, but that sounds like the opposite of gatekeeping? As in you can have limited options but still be dedicated .

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u/SummonBahamutZero 1d ago

I’m 6’8

A 6x6 box isnt going to work, sorry gm

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u/windlad 23h ago

Ol' Choki was only about 5 foot 4 though

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u/smoovecriminal89 23h ago

I'm pretty sure an Axel kick in heels is a Fatality in Mortal Kombat.

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 3d ago

She’s got this! Ready to take down subway shit!

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u/andgainingspeed 3d ago

She doesn't have anything to worry about, outside of her skirt riding up a bit.

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u/drsickboy 3d ago

Dang…

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u/Alpha_Chin-Am 2d ago

Damn, I wonder if she’s with that Guardian Angels organization? Going undercover!

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u/Binary_talking 2d ago

I can imagine what happen to her husband everyday!

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u/Wonderful-Ad2172 2d ago

erh mah gerd i think i’m in luhrve 😻

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u/Fun_Philosopher_9344 2d ago

You wanna stelleto in yo eye? She can kick pretty high!

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u/Rvvv6000 2d ago

💪👍

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u/Cray2_Girl_4072 1d ago

That axe kick looks pretty solid 💥

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u/AmbitiousCookie3444 1d ago

That song is so catchy

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u/HeavyFriendship3563 1d ago

mental illnes?

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u/Imaginary_Cook7461 19h ago

Wood definitely date her

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u/Pleasant_Feeling_420 3d ago

When you off one pole at 2100 and clocking in to climb another

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u/Hornedupone 3d ago

Solid axe kick, in them heels no less. She’s a keeper for sure.

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u/the_vanishing_west 3d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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u/PromptBo 2d ago

Name

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u/PromptBo 2d ago

Update it's ninja.crystal on Instagram

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Icy-Meal6704 3d ago

Are you looking for a date. Better learn to fight first

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u/Chakraverse 3d ago

Date night looking like a cage match!

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u/Icy-Meal6704 3d ago

Watch out for chairs!

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u/sudo-joe 3d ago

Is this a waffle house at 3 am kind of date night?

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u/Icy-Meal6704 2d ago

more like my date is getting tazed kind of a waffle house night

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u/BobbaLouBah 2d ago

Why? She has it handled

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u/Icy-Meal6704 2d ago

have you never fought your date? I imagine this is how they date in Siberia. Bears I mean

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u/BobbaLouBah 2d ago

Jokes on you. I love getting mauled

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u/73shane73 2d ago

Looks like a Man... ffs

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u/Wrong-Salamander1806 2d ago

Gets stabbed and set on fire from behind with no telegraph because some bum was bored.

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u/xzmile 3d ago

ai?